Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Antiks]

Oh what a fucking surprise. The quarter ton yammering waddler has finally hit the dregs of the barrel and is now resorting to filming herself stuffing junk into her gaping maw whilst rubbing her disgusting obese body with her grubby little bloated hands. It was only a matter of time wasn't it.

I knew the vile beast was only going to get more deprived and useless as the years ticked by. She's nothing but a hopeless smug attention seeking deathfat and if rubbing cake into her strange little saggy chest bags was going to drum up some views then by God the fat fuck was always going to do it wasn't she. God forbid she actually put some effort into bettering herself and waddle her jutting ass-shelf around a tree a couple more times. Nope, that'd be waaaay too much effort.

Now that she's decided to be a disgusting feeder porn star she'd better hurry the fuck up and release a video rubbing lard into those monstrous deformed LAAYGS. Because if I don't see LAAYGS before she has a massive heart attack and gets buried by that wretched whore Slommy I'll feel ripped off.

 

[pick me gorl]

Allegedly this from Emily's feeder site, other members are upset because they feel scammed out of money so they're leaking as payback.

Is it just me, or does that [deleted] user's 'bad english' sound comically bad. Like, someone TRYING to sound non-native rather than a genuine non-native. I want to believe this for the plot but something is fishy, and it isn't just Hamber's snatch. Similar to other users here, I don't believe that nsfw curvage picture is Amber. Aside from the curtains, the woman in that pic has to weigh at least 150-200lbs less and that is definitely a breast (you can see the nipple tucked under and the other breast hanging down on the right), not a liver tit, and that breast is way bigger than Amber's. I can't believe I can say that with near certainty now, vom.

 

[Jerbear89]

the nerve of the fat bitch to make fun of someone for not getting out of the house is insane her stupid fat ass ever gets out of the house is when mommy drives her everywhere the dumb fat cunt

 

[Lidl Drip]

Tits are too big and fupa too small to be Amber.

Yeah we already know Amber can't reach her coochie with her hands after the disgusting "wiping wand to hold vibrator" revelation.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

New years crashout arc coming in nicely.
Big ups to The Ankle for having the balls to actually shout out the farms.
Emily being outed as a scammer is a wild surprise but not out of character.
I'm starting to think that slooooomy actually likes being behind the scenes in the drama with how consistently terrible her OpSec practices are.
Wonder if her rumored sudden visit has anything to do with damage controlling the situation and probably taking more videos.
Her claiming to feel "violated" all of a sudden after saying she didn't care all of 12 hours ago because of her BeePeeDee is just a big fat red cherry on top of the shit sundae.

 

[Just here for the yucks]

So the evidence of slommy having sold the content is not really evidence and all that we actually know is that Amber was giddy about the video getting posted because she thinks it’s hot. Or what if this is all just Amber and Tommy creating an excuse to start selling feeder content, “well if it’s out there anyways we might as well make some money on it”

 

[pippeyyy]

I think everyone, who may have been quicker to say Emily did not have custody due to working or trying to keep a normal home life for the child, are not even close to the truth. This crazy bitch should be supervised with her child. The child's dad should step in and protect her from her own mother. This online bullshit does not speak well of boundaries. Horrifyingly.

Edit: I meant redditers/YouTube comments when defending Emily not having custody.

 

[FatalTater]

The best thing about seeing Amber smearing frosting on her crusty unwashed chest fat, is that it put me right off sweets, making it easier to stick to my plan to undo Christmas feasting weight gain that I can feel creeping up.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

So since we realized the whale posted earlier wasn’t Amber because her skin looked too “healthy”, I actually came across a video on Facebook of a woman modeling whose legs I think probably look a lot closer to our gorls. And incredulously Ambers even worse than this because she has ANKLE BALLS

RELEASE THE LAYYRGS PICS EMILY

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

jesus fucking christ. all that cellulite makes it look like im staring at the side of a fucking canyon

 

[Major Pain]

Well that could inspire a spoopy story on /x/

 

[B34NB4G]

Official statement from Erica via Instagram. She claims to not have leaked the video, nor to be in possession of it any longer. The plot thiccens!

 

[janeir0]

I actually came across a video on Facebook of a woman modeling whose legs I think probably look a lot closer to our gorls.

Look up Amber Rachdi from My 600 lb Life. I think her laygs were actually larger than Amberlynns but they probably look closer (discolored, sores requiring bandages, ankleballs)

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

I also wouldn't put it past Alexis to have done it.

Does Emily have any Lithuanian heritage?

 

[Ask My D0minatriX]

Uhhh guys, I think we might actually have the infamous layegggs. Emily may have been uploading Hamber on a Feeder site.

I've taken SS of what I found on X. Allegedly this from Emily's feeder site, other members are upset because they feel scammed out of money so they're leaking as payback. ( I just stumbled on this and I don't know for sure if this is legit, but I'm grabbing it just incase)
original source

Spoiler: Alleged, possibly debunked info on Emily feeder site

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Spoiler: Amber?

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Supposedly this isn't a ALR's little tit but a liver boob? idk

Edit: Other farmers are telling me this is L4dy Demeter from OF

I may end up with egg on my face at some point if Im wrong but all this seems very convenient and screams gay ops.

 

[B34NB4G]

Official statement from Erica via Instagram. She claims to not have leaked the video, nor to be in possession of it any longer. The plot thiccens!View attachment 6805426

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[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber is only mad because after she allowed the video to be leaked people weren’t showering her with words of support and kindness.
Instead they rightly pointed and laughed, and then began speculating.
No one is surrounding her with love and lifting her up telling her how awful it is and she must be beside herself and has she called the cops etc etc so now she’s big mad.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I'm adding "defamation law suit" and "official Hamberlyn OF" to my 2025 bingo card

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Sorry for being late but fucking lmao at this "sextape", I've seen more tits on grainy trailcam footage. Still, very, very good to see that Hambeast has completely given up on her image of this not being for a fetish. Love that for her . The fact that our gorl has fallen this far (and can't even fucking do it right damn that was some of the most awkward shit) is far more important than the actual content of the video.

Here it is.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=DtlMKJiZxJo

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Time to see what our ogress has to say about it, though, judging by what you guys have written, she seems rather ecstatic to have her paper plate tiddies out on the internet.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

Cookie Crumble Crisis: An ogress debased

Tl;dw: Opening shot of fatty in that speddy bow tie tarp she unpacked recently, presents us with red roses and baby's breath (unrelated but what a dumb name for flowers),

Also I just can't with her and her dumbass purses, bitch thinks she's LARPing Animal Crossing or some shit.​

After her talking about her purses, we see her attending her birthday party-

BAHAHAHAHA, look at how her fucking shelf ass sticks out from the side of the chair! And of course her superinflated fatty hands.

She then explains those 4 underscores as an inside joke because she wants to be called Amberlynn while her mother just calls her Amber.
Moving on to the next day, Amber adresses the crumbl cookie thing, looking weirdly ecstatic. Keep in mind that this is the same woman that had hissy fits over someone sending her cake and someone posting a pic of her in a laundromat, so yeah this shit is definitely staged. Says she will try to include the dates of whenever her videos were actually filmed in her videos (truth or more bs for timeline fuckery? Only time will tell). Basically explains the video as her getting "creative" so that she and Erica can have a more "sexual" long distance relationship. Goes on to explain how she showed it to other people and-

"...you know what, I'll show it my damn self, but I never said I'd show it for free."​

-Hambolynn Reid, aspiring feeder whore​

As some others have pointed out she keeps saying cookie crumbl cookie video or whatever over and over again, I guess she really is proud of this video lmao. Continues to spin her own theory on how this could've gotten out, and says it's Erica. Also something something about pictures her mom took in front of her of a Mexican restaurant that she only sent to Erica. Then says that it's revenge porn (even though you wanted to post it yourself...? Can't even keep it straight for a single video.) God what is it with lesbians and retarded drama?

Moving on, we're now in her washroom/closet. Shows off some dumb neon lip sign her mom got her. Threatens us with doing a QA series. Those are gonna be real fucking boring to recap. The end.

Heh, this all reminds me of that one time Amber was fussing about sharing her name with a porn star. What a fucking way to end the year. Wish y'all a happy New Year, let's see what'll happen in this one.

 

[BrunoMattei]

AMBER IS A FLATSO FLAT TITSS FLAT ASS
FLATSO