Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[God's Favorite Princess]

Look at my userpic and use your imagination

People at her size are so doughy lookin. Like all limbs look like one continuous blob coming out of the main body, even tits don't look appealing cuz it all looks like its coming out of the same biscuit dough roll.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

Amber was in Elizabeth Richardson's (super small reaction channel) live chat yesterday/Jan 8.

So not only is Hambo watching reactors, she's watching extremely niche reactors that I haven't even heard of? This must occupy all her waking hours. Her daily life sounds like a psychological nightmare, this seems SO miserable. Literal hell.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Her daily life sounds like a psychological nightmare, this seems SO miserable. Literal hell.

Good.

 

[Sarah Connor]

@kittyluvr28 - I can't quote your post for some reason so I'm responding like this.

I can't stand her "rules for thee not for me" bullshit. It's genuinely retarded.
Not to defend Alexis (she's fat and not even Amber would have sex with her), but it's "crazy werk" for Al to be talking about her whenever she gets the chance, and then the MOLMENT Alexis says something to ANYBODY (people on social media, reaction channels, etc) Al comes in with the "I'M HURTEEEEN FROM THIS". Same thing with basically anybody who comes into her orbit. She's allowed to talk about them as much as she wants to whomever she wants (and she doesn't have irl friends so this basically narrows it down to her social media/reaction channels), but the moment someone does the same to her she thinks it's "tea".
Even back when she crossed Chantal for showing up in Nader's livestream (lol) and calling him a good guy or whatever, she's fucking weird for doing shit like that. It's giveeeen middle school drama. Then again, these women were losers all their lives so engaging in such behaviour is probably exciting and new and who cares if it's catty amirite.

 

[notachicken]

I can't stand her "rules for thee not for me" bullshit. It's genuinely retarded.
Not to defend Alexis (she's fat and not even Amber would have sex with her), but it's "crazy werk" for Al to be talking about her whenever she gets the chance, and then the MOLMENT Alexis says something to ANYBODY (people on social media, reaction channels, etc) Al comes in with the "I'M HURTEEEEN FROM THIS". Same thing with basically anybody who comes into her orbit. She's allowed to talk about them as much as she wants to whomever she wants (and she doesn't have irl friends so this basically narrows it down to her social media/reaction channels), but the moment someone does the same to her she thinks it's "tea".
Even back when she crossed Chantal for showing up in Nader's livestream (lol) and calling him a good guy or whatever, she's fucking weird for doing shit like that. It's giveeeen middle school drama. Then again, these women were losers all their lives so engaging in such behaviour is probably exciting and new and who cares if it's catty amirite.

It's because she sees herself as the victim, at all times. Her fragile ego cannot handle her "public" image (regardless of how fucking delusional it is) being skewed by others. Deep down, she knows what she's done and does to people. So whenever she's "exposed" by an ex girlfriend/friend, she has to retaliate immediately to discredit them and in some cases, go on a smear campaign. All to protect her ego.

 

[by the wawter]

My theory is Slommy leaked the cookie crumbl video to appease the feeder community for ducking out on them. Also explains why it's a video of a screen rather than the video itself. The timeline lines up with the "walnut" leak too, but this all hangs on whether that Lithuanian was really a Lithuanian from the feeder community. I see some of you are saying that Amber and Slommy wrote this themselves, but they don't possess the language skills (much less foreign, case-based language skills) to hit so many direct translations on the head. I can't provide insight on whether they're really part of the feeder community, but I can analyze the likelihood that they are 1. a non-English native and 2. a Lithuanian.



Autistic language analysis below.

A little background on Lithuanian:
Lithuanian is humanity's closest link to Proto-Indo-European, which is what basically everyone was speaking on this mega-continent except for the East Asians thousands of years ago. That means it has a high likelihood of using archaic-af-sounding sentence structures that one might find in English in the Bible, for example, "Do not harbor so much foolishness."

Lithuanian's grammar includes cases, meaning the ending or suffix of nouns and adjectives changes depending on what is happening to that noun. Is something going towards it? Dative. Is something happening to it? Accusative. Is something happening with it? Instrumental. Is a part being taken from it, or are we saying "of"? (Genitive). We used to have these in English as a souvenir from its Germanic roots, but because the English are retarded, cases eventually receded.

Note for monolonguals: Reading ahead, keep in mind that language learners who suck at languages or are too early along the road of their target language will be translating directly from their native language to their target language, rather than using natural phrasing of that target language.

With that background, let's look at a few of the text samples from this apparent Lithuanian.

"only feedees know to lick the crumbs"

"Know" is the governing verb here, meaning that the point of the sentence is that the actor knows to do something. "Lick" is the second, less important verb of the sentence. In such cases in multiple European languages and even in Japanese, the non-governing verb must be in the infinitive form, which for English is "to + [verb in present tense], i.e., "to lick". An English native would have written something closer to "only feedees know they're supposed to lick (the) crumbs" or "know they have to", or omit the governing verb altogether.

"all dairy is included"

In English, this barely makes sense because there isn't enough context. In Slavic languages — case-based languages whose phrasing isn't far off from Lithuanian's — this would be a perfect translation. Russian: "все (all) молочные (dairy) включены (included)". Let's translate that to Lithuanian: "visi (all) pieno (milk) produktai (products) įskaičiuoti (included). Why is there no "is" in these sentences like in English? Because these languages are high-context languages, while Germanic languages are low-context. English natives need the "is", the "a", the "the" because they need to be handheld into understanding what's being said. This sentence has a very high likelihood of being written by someone whose native tongue is a high-context language.

"there are a plenty minor characters"

This one is the most telling.
One of Lithianian's cases is genitive. That means, where we would say "of" in English, the ending or suffix of the word following "of" will change, thus eliminating the need for the word "of" itself. Let's fuck up English by making a new rule: The suffix "-aitz" is attached to English plural words ending in a consonant when in genitive plural case (plural because plenty of several things), and a "-naitz" to any adjectives modifying genitive plural nouns. Now we have: "There are plenty minornaitz characteraitz". See how we don't need "of" anymore? Here's the Lithuanian translation: "yra (be/exist) daug (many) nedidelių simbolių" See how those last two suffixes are the same letters? This last example is the strongest sign of a non-native English writing this, who decided to throw in an "a" before "plenty" for good measure. Only someone who deals with case-based languages, or a very lucky idiot, would be able to produce this synthetically. A Germanic speaker would have messed up on fewer articles (the/a) and wouldn't have phrased this sentence like this, so that rules out Dutch and all Scandinavian languages except Finnish. Finnish, Turkish and Hungarian are agglutinative language that I'm not going to bother explaining why they would be unlikely, leaving just Slavic and Baltic languages whose natives would have phrased a sentence like this.

All in all, extremely high likelihood that the person is a non-native English speaker ; fair likelihood that the person is specifically Lithuanian.

 

[jhui]

Hi, lurker here, but just wanted to butt in to save you guys time with the entire Lithuanian thing.

I'm a Lithuanian myself and I can say that that feeder reddit person isn't. Whatever they wrote looks simply Google translated.

This is just directly from a translator. It contains some very basic grammar mistakes that a Lithuanian wouldn't make, yet a foreigner probably wouldn't spot. Our words change suffixes based on the sentence structure, where in the sentence the word is located and what class is therefore assigned to it. It's a very core thing of our language and one of those things that comes naturally to any native speaker. The correct sentence that even an illiterate Lithuanian would be able to make in this case would be ''GrietinėlėS ir svajonėS tau, šlykšti kiaulE.'' Also, the structure of that sentence just sounds awkward and bizarre in Lithuanian overall, but that's besides the point.
Same applies to their other post:

The correct sentence would be ''Su gimtadieniu, maža smirdinti kiaulE''. And it also sounds very awkward as a Lithuanian sentence once again.

All in all, it's 100% google translated. Unclear why.
Kbye, you're all great, I shall return to lurking!

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I suspect Hamber, in the billiard room, with the candlestick

 

[dfranki723]

Tried to give Karina's dumbass video about the Becky ranting Fatty did (my fault I know) but it is unbearable listening to her cry about fucking misgendering and ''muh non-binary Beck''.
I'm pretty sure Becky also said she didn't care about what people called her. Karina is almost as annoying as ALR.

Becky is a fat lesbian woman, Karina. Stop trying to be down with the they/them kids. Grow up.

 

[Bogliacci]

Tried to give Karina's dumbass video about the Becky ranting Fatty did (my fault I know) but it is unbearable listening to her cry about fucking misgendering and ''muh non-binary Beck''.
I'm pretty sure Becky also said she didn't care about what people called her. Karina is almost as annoying as ALR.

Becky is a fat lesbian woman, Karina. Stop trying to be down with the they/them kids. Grow up.

I've wondered for a long time if Becky even remembers making that dumbass post about her "identity" oh wow you dropped the Y, ass pats for you! Oops no longer being given attention, back to normal.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Amber was in Elizabeth Richardson's (super small reaction channel) live chat yesterday/Jan 8.

Thanks for capturing all of these. I like the off her channel directly moments. They are always telling.

Can you sue people for the truth? What is there to be scared about Amber? I am pretty sure these are about Becky who is nearly an invalid and only partially sentient, is that really an enemy to be fearful of? I guess if you're Amber, Becky's abilities are impressive. I do agree that regardless of what she says no one (social media) will believe her but courts do work differently. This is pure cope from Amber though. You have nothing, getting sued is just her out.

Tried to give Karina's dumbass video about the Becky ranting Fatty did (my fault I know) but it is unbearable listening to her cry about fucking misgendering and ''muh non-binary Beck''.
I'm pretty sure Becky also said she didn't care about what people called her. Karina is almost as annoying as ALR.

Becky is a fat lesbian woman, Karina. Stop trying to be down with the they/them kids. Grow up.

Karina Kaboom is absolutely insufferable these days. Even if you skip the first 5 minutes of filler and repeating herself, the rest of it is just her being unnecessarily nasty about Amber with the same tired talking points. Karina looks down on the reactor community from her plastic throne because she doesn't use clips and "predicts" Amber. She's going to lie and eat, not that hard. Also did anyone else notice that Karina used to have a heavy New Jersey/New York accent? Is she hiding that these days? Was it too grating for unaccustomed humans?

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Thanks for capturing all of these. I like the off her channel directly moments. They are always telling.

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Can you sue people for the truth? What is there to be scared about Amber? I am pretty sure these are about Becky who is nearly an invalid and only partially sentient, is that really an enemy to be fearful of? I guess if you're Amber, Becky's abilities are impressive. I do agree that regardless of what she says no one (social media) will believe her but courts do work differently. This is pure cope from Amber though. You have nothing, getting sued is just her out.

Karina Kaboom is absolutely insufferable these days. Even if you skip the first 5 minutes of filler and repeating herself, the rest of it is just her being unnecessarily nasty about Amber with the same tired talking points. Karina looks down on the reactor community from her plastic throne because she doesn't use clips and "predicts" Amber. She's going to lie and eat, not that hard. Also did anyone else notice that Karina used to have a heavy New Jersey/New York accent? Is she hiding that these days? Was it too grating for unaccustomed humans?

I am not from the US and I can clearly still hear her over exaggerated new yOOOk accent, she's unbearable, her and her goddamn Kermits

 

[YourName56]

Karina kaboom is getting so Bad. Let'd be real, Amberverse is more nastier on the past of time.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Thanks for capturing all of these. I like the off her channel directly moments. They are always telling.

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Can you sue people for the truth? What is there to be scared about Amber? I am pretty sure these are about Becky who is nearly an invalid and only partially sentient, is that really an enemy to be fearful of? I guess if you're Amber, Becky's abilities are impressive. I do agree that regardless of what she says no one (social media) will believe her but courts do work differently. This is pure cope from Amber though. You have nothing, getting sued is just her out.

Karina Kaboom is absolutely insufferable these days. Even if you skip the first 5 minutes of filler and repeating herself, the rest of it is just her being unnecessarily nasty about Amber with the same tired talking points. Karina looks down on the reactor community from her plastic throne because she doesn't use clips and "predicts" Amber. She's going to lie and eat, not that hard. Also did anyone else notice that Karina used to have a heavy New Jersey/New York accent? Is she hiding that these days? Was it too grating for unaccustomed humans?

Amber how the fuck is Ramen Head going to sue you she has no money?? What will she pay the lawyer with, beanie hats and AI generated "music"?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Tried to give Karina's dumbass video about the Becky ranting Fatty did (my fault I know) but it is unbearable listening to her cry about fucking misgendering and ''muh non-binary Beck''.
I'm pretty sure Becky also said she didn't care about what people called her. Karina is almost as annoying as ALR.

Becky is a fat lesbian woman, Karina. Stop trying to be down with the they/them kids. Grow up.

I think it's more than fair to criticize Amber for "misgendering" Becky. And I'm someone who thinks the pronoun shit is ridiculous.

It's fair to criticize, because Amber pretends to be progressive all of the time. In fact, in one of the recent Q&As, she even went out of her way to say that "nonbinary people can totally be lesbians," and then she goes on to not acknowledge Becky's "new identity."

That said, Karina does like to portray Becky as some sort of saint ... When she is totally not. She's definitely a victim of Amber's, but she's done some bad shit, too ... Just not as bad as Amber.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

the truth behind my crumbl cookies video....​

(01/09/2025)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=IEBTrW_2D_k

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Alright, thanks. Looking at this thumbnail, I feel dread. Is the fucking CCCCV the thing she's gonna talk about for the next few videos? (After watching the video, supposedly not)

Spoiler: Tl;dw

This is just repetition of slop and her being Pig Mad. I can't be fucked to come up with a title.

Tl;dw: opening shot of Hambo on Pillow Mountain Mk.II, wearing a moon shirt, informs us that it's the 31st of December. Says this is the last time she'll talk about the video. (Idk, you said you weren't gonna talk about Rarity at all anymore, and we know how true that's been.) Wants to explain the timeline

Sent a "seductive" ( ) video to her girlfiend at the time of April last year.
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It got leaked by "somebody" on her birthday, at night (Dec. 27th)
Also claims being at her grandma's as an alibi as though it's impossible to schedule and upload.
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Wakes up on the 28th and finds out, all she knows being that reaction channels saw it
Accused Erica because it was the only one that made sense to her, since Erica and Alexis are the only ones who have it.
Says it isn't Emily Franz because she "loves" her and it's not Alice because she told ehr to go to the police.
↓
Finds out it is now everywhere on the 30th
​

Timeline part is over ig, she just proceeds to go on a stupid tirade saying how it couldn't be her like she tootally definitely didn't release it herself and says she and Emily Franz aren't selling it on a feeder site and fucking gah.

​

This smug ass expression, gorlie really thinks she did something with this. Hmm, actually that still gives me an idea...

Spoiler: Sorry, I got bored and fired up GIMP

Anyway, she keeps insisting on how she wouldnt've leaked her own video like this. Complains and "feels violated" that people are laughing at her and calling her cringe (and they wouldn't do that if you published it normally?). Claims her meltdown on Jordy's stream was a BDP meltdown moment, instead of just being a cunt. Teases a video where she cusses out Erica and Britney (alr uh, who tf is this again, I'm not fully caught up yet) that will supposedly never see the light of day.
Once more tries to explain how she wouldn't do this. Really, sorry if I'm repeating myself but this is such a nothingburger of a video. Reinforces her Erica claim by showing the pictures sent to Dispectfulmoments. She now tries to play victim, whereas previously she said she didn't care about the video (or maybe I'm getting my timeline jumbled up.). Britney didn't asnwer her question who it was and points out how she's still on Britney's mind.

Fake apologizes and plays it up like she's a big girl that can own up to her mistakes and says it might've not been Erica. Bitches again about other people lying. Says she wants to do a no reaction channel, no haydur January (in the same sense as like no shave November) fucking hell, I'll believe it when I see it fatty. Sums up all the bullshit she said in the video. And then bizarelly brings up again how, if she decides to, she'd upload a higher quality version of the video. Literally pick a fucking lane bitch. Pretends to be busy because Emily Franz is coming over tomorrow.

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LMAOOOO LOOK AT HER FUMING ON THE FINAL FRAME OF THE VIDEO AS SHE DOES HER KISSY OUTRO THING

Sorry if this one was messy and less structured, but there was nothing to write about really. Anyway seems like Piggy is mad that she got found out, and no one is coddling or complimenting her on her smushing her pathetic tits. The most fun part of the video was using GIMP.

Edited to add a missing word.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I think it's more than fair to criticize Amber for "misgendering" Becky. And I'm someone who thinks the pronoun shit is ridiculous.

It's fair to criticize, because Amber pretends to be progressive all of the time. In fact, in one of the recent Q&As, she even went out of her way to say that "nonbinary people can totally be lesbians," and then she goes on to not acknowledge Becky's "new identity."

That said, Karina does like to portray Becky as some sort of saint ... When she is totally not. She's definitely a victim of Amber's, but she's done some bad shit, too ... Just not as bad as Amber.

Becky lies as much as Amber and grifts more. The They/Them shit was an attempted grift to get more sympathy.

Salty Crab is another reactor who goes out of her way to call Becky “BECK” and “They/Them.” She deletes comments correcting her too.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I believe that happened when she and Jade were out walking twonks in her new ill fitting shoes. I heard the theory that she played it up being way worse than it actually was to make Jade feel bad for making her walk more. Which I 100% believe

Mostly yes. Jade was pushing Amber to get off her ass and move. Amber was wearing shoes, but they were those black trainers that she's owned for years. She wasn't paying attention due to vlogging herself, and drifted off the sidewalk. When she was drifting back onto the sidewalk, she got the tip of her toe caught on the edge of the concrete (because she drags her feet when she walks). Her 500+lbs of momentum pulled her body forward, causing her to hyper extend her foot - pointing her toe, but beyond it's normal range of motion - and resulting in a high ankle sprain. (You can tell this is what happened by the dirt patterns she showed on her shoe, as well as the tiny divot on the side of the sidewalk). The "ill-fitting shoes" came after, when Amber made a big production out of needing new shoes due to her newly developed "Shoe PTSD" from the fall.

Amber was obviously playing up her injury - at one point she said, "my multiple, severely BROKEN ligaments" (and then immediately had a molmunt of clarity and said to herself "I wonder why I said it like that?") That being said, I'm sure her immobility afterwards wasn't played up at all. Healthy and intact ligaments can barely support her mass as it is.

PELASE GOD LET ME PUNCH HER ONLY ONCE I BEG

REALLY bad idea. One punch and it would be all over (for you). I suspect her fat would react like a non-newtonian fluid. You ever see the people that pour huge amounts of it into a kiddy pool and then walk across it as if it were solid? I imagine your fist would strike her blubber, feeling like you just hit concrete. And then it would immediately yield, sucking your hand in and trapping it - and you - close to her (then her odour would suffocate you).

(Just get a small obstacle in her direct path and let her momentum take over. You know, like a pencil, a piece of dog kibble, a book or magazine, the edge of a sidewalk...)

Man for feeling so "violated" by this "revenge porn" she's awfully giddy talking about it and now using parts of it for promotional thumbnails on a public channel with 220,000 subscribers.

From Amber's transcript of her most recent video (12:53 to 13:02ish):
"If you've seen the video supposedly it's blurry and it's muted. If I was to leak it I would have kept the song because I'm telling you I feel confident in it. I want you to hear it in 4K and I want you to see it in 3D.."
Somehow, this = VIOLATED!!!!1!!11!(one)

This whole "if I were to leak it, I would have..." is just cope. She's mad that she exposed her "sexy and artistic" side, and everyone pointed and laughed (and no reactor cared enough to actually cover it). Just like Chantal was expecting cat-calls or something from the Lolcow Live group, and instead they pointed and laughed at the photo of her crotch.

This is why I think she leaked it (or at least had direct involvement with it being leaked). Her views are shit. If she were to upload load it, she would attract people's attention for ONE video. Reactors likely wouldn't touch it, so she might have gotten double views or a little more. Then it would be over. She's not going to put it behind a paywall like Only Fans for her YouTube audience to see - she's already tried that. She burned them with expensive monthly rates, and then was too lazy to post anything. And again, she'd get one crack at people seeing it - then a haydur would steal the content and anonymously post it online. And it would be over. (Mayyybe she'd try OF again if living with Emily and having Emily do all the work, but it doesn't seem like Emily wants Amber to live with her. And even if she did, it seems more likely that they'd go the route of feeder sites to try and keep it separate from her YouTube audience).

If she LEAKS it anonymously, then she can cry about it for multiple videos, and go after channels who post it for copyright. For all we know, she has this video set to private on her channel so no one can see it, but it's there for YouTube to copyright match it as her content. With no sound, and the video resolution so low and full of artifact, I don't think it would get auto-flagged for copyrighted music or nudity. Someone would have to click on the video and report it (which they wouldn't be able to). Now she can keep this as the main topic of conversation by creating additional videos regarding her new speculation about who leaked it, and blather about her non-evidence to support her current theory. She can drag Alexis into the mess (because Lex Loser's an easy to manipulate nut job), attack reaction channels, etc. This creates an entire new story arc (a bullshit one) to try and drive up her overall views. Unfortunately for Amber, even this isn't quite working, because a video of Amber trying to mimic what she thinks a seductive expression looks like is just cringe and NO ONE CARES.

When it comes to the YouTube game, she knows exactly what she's doing.

Did the cookie crumble video get leaked what is it?

Dude, just walk away while you still can. I'll give you a quick breakdown so you don't have to have the video permanently seared into your mind from watching it:

• Amber's in a gray sweater, filming from the chest up, talking (no sound) while holding a Crumbl Cookie box. It's obviously the start of an "eat with me" video.
• Jumpcut! the light is suddenly overly bright/over exposed, and Amber is now only wearing her bra.
• Amber bites her lip and holds a constipated expression on her face as she fingers the icing, licking it off her fingers and smearing it into her cleavage.
• Jumpcut! The cookie and box are no where to be seen. Amber's shirtless and holding her too-tiny-tatas, waggling them with her Mickey Mouse Mitts and holding an even more constipated expression on her face. Her scraggly hair and the visual artifacting from the low resolution keeps you from seeing anything.
• Jumpcut! The lighting is back to normal, Amber's back in her sweater, and the box is still closed. She opens the box and takes a couple of normal (normal for Amber) bites. IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!
• FIN

Seriously, it isn't a big deal at all, and you haven't missed anything.

can't stand her "rules for thee not for me" bullshit. It's genuinely retarded.
Not to defend Alexis (she's fat and not even Amber would have sex with her), but it's "crazy werk" for Al to be talking about her whenever she gets the chance, and then the MOLMENT Alexis says something to ANYBODY (people on social media, reaction channels, etc) Al comes in with the "I'M HURTEEEEN FROM THIS". Same thing with basically anybody who comes into her orbit. She's allowed to talk about them as much as she wants to whomever she wants (and she doesn't have irl friends so this basically narrows it down to her social media/reaction channels), but the moment someone does the same to her she thinks it's "tea".

This is seriously why it's recommended to ANYBODY who comes into (real life) contact with a narcissist and discovers what they are, to not engage with them AT ALL. And if possible, completely block them in EVERY part of their life.

On a conscious level, Amber feels victimized, boolied, whatever. On a subconscious level, she LIVES FOR THIS. This is exciting and gives her meaning and purpose. She seeks it out, and if it doesn't exist she'll create it. She lacks the "social battery" (or "mental capacity", LOL) to text a happy birthday message to Alexis or put the tiniest effort into the few people that still support her. Despite this, she has an ENDLESS GAS TANK when it comes to checking her YouTube portal for every single account using her content, and then seeking them out to start shit.

If Sci-Fi terms (and based on your username), think of her like a terminator. Remember Kyle Reese's quote?

"Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." Just replace "terminator" with "narcissist", and "dead" with "a useless husk of a human being".

Her behaviour is textbook narcissist shit.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Finally an excuse for Amber to shower

Just don’t eat it OK Big Al?

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Finally an excuse for Amber to shower
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Just don’t eat it OK Big Al?

Poison control all over the midwest is going to be so busy.