Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I agree that Alexis is a fat bag of poison and trash, and good riddance.

However, trash seeks its own level, and it would benefit Amber to ask herself why she attracts fat bags of poison and trash. I will spoil it for her: It's not because being generous and trusting are her biggest flaws.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
"I'm not going to be a Health Queen overnight." We know, Amber. We've been seeing this same shit for over a decade now.
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It's all so performative now, taking the fun out of the watch. I wonder if she's made the connection between her modicum of self awareness, starting to play things up to troll the audience and her declining views.
 
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I haven't watched the video yet (tl;dw's coming later, as usual) but is she really trying to make us think she's only 510 lbs? It's been discussed back in the Wipey era, but while she may not look as fat as she used to, part of that can be attributed to her body breaking down at the ripe old age of in her 30s and starting to droop already.

Even so, the fucking handwaving of a weight fluctuation of 40 lbs. I don't know a single normal person for whom a shift of 40 lbs would not put them either in the fatty or ana-chan category.

The absolute delusion.
 
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monet said:
I think she’s too dumb to realise actually famous people want a moment of peace when they go out, wouldn’t be so excited getting recognised by the workers, and how often bartenders actually see people with some amount of celebrity status while being able to ignore it and do their job
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Can confirm. Worked in a bar in a theater district (pre cellphones), no way staff would have approached and autograph hunters were ejected at speed. They soon learned to not even try for it.

A Listers liked this. Z Listers did not. Had one z lister sit with a stack of photos and a sharpie on her table in hopes of being approached. She must have been as much of a pta to deal with at work as she was at the bar, because none of the rest of the cast clued her in.

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EDIT: Oshkosh is a stupid fucking word
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If you think that's bad, may I introduce you to clothing company OshKosh B'gosh.
 
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ApatheticFaxx did the math-- Amber actually gained 50 pounds between her on-camera weigh-ins. lol.

While I don't think she's quite as big as she was during the Becky Era, she's definitely closer to it than she has been in recent years.

I don't believe for a second that she's only ~510 pounds. She's probably around 550. In 2019, she definitely passed the 600 pound milestone, and no amount of lying will convince me otherwise.
 
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Insulin reid said:
Remember yall. She was extra huge during the slommy vacation and wouldnt let us know how much she gained when everyone said she got huge again. She probably waddled out of emilys house at around 550 or more before she got home and realized she needed to lose more weight before showing us again. Its been a while, and shes a huge bitch. I knew she wouldnt be able to tell us if it wasnt anywhere close to 500.

Im so happy that little retarded thumb has a wife and fucked off. Enough low IQ grifting and making a series of bad decisions, shes just gotta work some 9 to 5 and has someone else to help keep the lights on. Anything else would be overwhelming.
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Hasn’t she admitted that she just stops weighing herself when she feels like she’s getting close to 600 pounds, so she’s never been ‘recorded’ as hitting that weight? Imagine her huffing and waddling out of Tommy’s dyke den at a dainty previous weight of 530 pounds in her mind because she hasn’t weighed herself for weeks.
 
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I don't know if it's been mentioned here but I have a theory on the 49 elbees since it seems like she only fluctuates about that much.
In sports with weight classes it's common knowledge in these circles that your body weight "hardens" around a certain range after you stay at a weight for a long period of time.
Which is fine if you need to stay around 160lb/73kg since you can easily jump between multiple weight classes by dieting up or down, but you'll always return to maintenance.
So what this tells me is that Hambie has hung around 500/550 for so fucking long that her body has decided that "okay this is where we should stay at." So there's never any significant weight actually lost since she just puts it right back on or gains even more. Someone earlier also pointed out that she physically looks like she did when she the totally not over 600, 589.4 pounds. So she fucked her body up so much that whenever she goes back to gaineen, that "hardened" median weight keeps rising and it gets harder and harder to actually lose weight, but easier to gain.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
In sports with weight classes it's common knowledge in these circles that your body weight "hardens" around a certain range after you stay at a weight for a long period of time.
Which is fine if you need to stay around 160lb/73kg since you can easily jump between multiple weight classes by dieting up or down, but you'll always return to maintenance.
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That is at most a theory, and hasn't been proven to exist in humans. If Amber ate less, she would lose weight, she doesn't want to lose weight, so she doesn't eat less. That's as far as it goes.
At most each person has set habits that they return to, which brings them back to whatever weight they were. But they're not 'stuck' at that weight.
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
I haven't watched the video yet (tl;dw's coming later, as usual) but is she really trying to make us think she's only 510 lbs? It's been discussed back in the Wipey era, but while she may not look as fat as she used to, part of that can be attributed to her body breaking down at the ripe old age of in her 30s and starting to droop already.

Even so, the fucking handwaving of a weight fluctuation of 40 lbs. I don't know a single normal person for whom a shift of 40 lbs would not put them either in the fatty or ana-chan category.

The absolute delusion.
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There was a time where in the face she didn't look as big. Sure, she looked like a fat fuck, but not a 500 pound fat fuck. What I mean is, she didn't really have a double chin like most fat people. Not sure if it's her age, weight gain, gravity, or a combo of many things, but she definitely has a double chin now. I'm not sure why she is even bothers to wear a stupid choker. Well, other than acting she is 13 years old. That choker is being swallowed by her chins. Do we know when the last time she didn't have it on, because I can't imagine the kinds of bacteria that is growing on that thing.
 
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General Woundwort said:
That is at most a theory, and hasn't been proven to exist in humans. If Amber ate less, she would lose weight, she doesn't want to lose weight, so she doesn't eat less. That's as far as it goes.
At most each person has set habits that they return to, which brings them back to whatever weight they were. But they're not 'stuck' at that weight.
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Correct, you don't magically hold onto weight. It may take extreme or drastic measures to force a calorie deficit after a certain age, but it can be done. Billy Gardell, the character actor, had been fat literally his entire life, and yet

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