Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Goatchoker]

Shit. Look at Ethan Supple.
He maxed at 536lbs and lost over 300lbs.
Mans looks great for his age (48?)

Hamber could never, she loves being fat as fuck and will die fat as fuck.

Also, Ethan at his highest weight and her look very similar lol.

 

[Janai]

these comments have me cackling. I wish alexis would float out of the orbit

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It absolutely didn't and it's laughable to think she believes we believe it or even care. I can't imagine a person taking a picture with her is doing it with any sincerity. And if she did meet a genuine fan, it'd be SOMEWHERE on the internet and one of us would have found it.

As much as Hamber likes to dust off this ridiculous lie every now and again, I think that if she actually ever did get accosted by some random parasocial weirdo gushing like a star-struck retard, she'd be incredibly uncomfortable and anxious as fuck. Hamber is dumb as a brick, but she didn't forget that the nature of her viewership is such that the few times someone did recognize her in the wild, they did not approach her to talk, they just took a few surreptitious shady creepshots to post online anonymously because lol fat. The whole reason Hamber constantly tells flimsy, retarded lies is because she is cripplingly self conscious knowing people just want to gawk at her for being a fat fucking freak show.

Just like saying she showers definitely means she showers.

It never stops being funny to me that Hamber is such a retard that she fails to understand that normal adults just don't make a production about showering regularly, and announcing it like it's some kind of flex just looks incredibly sus because of how weird it is.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

these comments have me cackling. I wish alexis would float out of the orbit

That will never happen. Like 2 black holes caught in each other's massive gravitational pull, they'll spiral closer to each other and eventually merge.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That is at most a theory, and hasn't been proven to exist in humans. If Amber ate less, she would lose weight, she doesn't want to lose weight, so she doesn't eat less. That's as far as it goes.
At most each person has set habits that they return to, which brings them back to whatever weight they were. But they're not 'stuck' at that weight.

Amber knows that she needs to lose weight, at least for her health, but the reason Amber does not want to lose weight because she is scared of lose skin. As she ages, she is starting to sag, and she is not happy about it. Being in a relationship with a feeder is a huge red flag. Emily might like them at 500 pounds but not at 400 pounds. So, likely the semaglutide is used to maintain her weight, not necessarily to become a skin girlypop legend.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

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these comments have me cackling. I wish alexis would float out of the orbit

I'm going to think about ChatBPD the rest of my life lmao

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Amber knows that she needs to lose weight, at least for her health, but the reason Amber does not want to lose weight because she is scared of lose skin. As she ages, she is starting to sag, and she is not happy about it. Being in a relationship with a feeder is a huge red flag. Emily might like them at 500 pounds but not at 400 pounds. So, likely the semaglutide is used to maintain her weight, not necessarily to become a skin girlypop legend.

I think that you have to add to that the fact that losing weight would mean not being able to use it as a weapon to enslave other people. The more mobile and functional she gets, the less excuses she has to prevent herself to act like a fucking adult. The only cognitive efforts she learned to make are all aimed at manipulating her environment, allowing her to live her useless life as an obese, putrid smelling and very expensive carnivore plant.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I think that you have to add to that the fact that losing weight would mean not being able to use it as a weapon to enslave other people. The more mobile and functional she gets, the less excuses she has to prevent herself to act like a fucking adult. The only cognitive efforts she learned to make are all aimed at manipulating her environment, allowing her to live her useless life as an obese, putrid smelling and very expensive carnivore plant.

I will givve her the tiniest but of credit because I do think some of it is learned helplessness but definitely this. Her victim complex paired with her ability to find soft brained people who she can manipulate into taking care of her are as big as she is.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

50 units of Semaglutide is a fuckton. Usually, you start at 5 units and work your way up to 20 or 25 units. Guess it makes sense she is taking more than twice what a normal human would take, since she is the size of more than two people. Holy hell tho, I've never heard of anyone starting with 50.

 

[Mekahineyho]

50 units of Semaglutide is a fuckton. Usually, you start at 5 units and work your way up to 20 or 25 units. Guess it makes sense she is taking more than twice what a normal human would take, since she is the size of more than two people. Holy hell tho, I've never heard of anyone starting with 50.

I thought the same thing. Fat people Ive known were started off on 10 units.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

she is for sure at least 550 pounds. I also beileve that she did reach 600 pounds back in the becky era. She will never admit it but she did. She was 600 pounds.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Potato archive for you, frens:

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As always, thanks for making my job easier. Though I haven't seen a preservetube link yet so here it is. I'm sure this weigh-in will be 100% true and honest and not at all done with a tared scale or resting her gunt/foreskin legs resting on something...nah I'm gonna stop the bullshit, there's gonna be enough of that in this video I'm sure.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

"Semaglutide? More like semagluLIED!" *laugh track*

Opening shot of fatty wearing something that doesn't look to be screaming for the sweet release of death for once.

Am I seeing shit or are the raccoon eyes really strong in this one?​

Informs us this is taking place on January 10th. "Let's just get right into the weigh-in" it then TAKES TWO AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO HEAR ABOUT THE ACTUAL WEIGHT. Starts babbling about how long it's been since she last, her last weight loss on semaglutide, and how the medicine stopped working because it lost effectiveness after a while (and definitely not because she kept shovelling down food like gluttony incarnate), also mentions how she got diarrhea from it. Keeps talking about those 30lbs that she lost and regained a lot. Says how she completely forgot to film it because Emily Franz was still there and our gorlie was just sodden to- oh look she's talking bout the weight and...

517.6lbs​

Eh I mean we knew she was gonna lie but you could've at least gone with something a little more believable. Also what the fuck, who tf cares about the .6 when you're that fucking heavy. In either case, ahem, LOL, fat. Claims that for someone her size, gaining 40lbs is super easy to do, which is the opposite of how it works. When you're a fat fuck, your body needs more energy just maintaining your fucking mass, meaning it's harder to gain weight even if you do nothing. If you're an ana-chan tho, your body means less to maintain itself, so you'll be gaining quick. Also cites lymphedema but we heard this song and dance before. But what else to expect from a woman whose BMI far eclipses her IQ.

Talks on about stuff she's said in previous videos, says she quit delta 8, complains about side effects like nausea (yeah she ain't doing this for long is she?). Then goes on a food sperg we also probably have heard before. Semaglutide makes me crave less takeout, I'm cooking at home more, I'm not immediately gonna eat healthier, I'll let myself eat the things I like.

"I'm not gonna become a health queen overnight, it's not gonna happen." Yeah we know. You couldn't even become one over the course of a decade, so why would anything change now? Talks more about cooking and shows us her making soup. Joy. I'm not enough of a pasta expert to comment on her cooking the noodles while raw to brown them a bit. But honestly I'd like to see her make spaghetti all'assassina, only to see her fuck it up. Then again she couldn't eat it because it contains actual chili and the hardest she can handle is tapatio. I'll give her this though it doesn't look like a complete failure.

Why is it so greasy though? Smh.​

According to her it was "shoo good." Says she has trouble making soup for one person because she always uses the full pot. Talks nearly 25 full seconds about leftover soup. We then get a "live" weigh in which consists of footage of the ceiling, as usual, resulting in 508.6 pounds. So she probably just took a shit or something. She herself admits this loss was likely just water weight because she actually did activities with Emily Franz. "I want my channel to be about me and my life" yeah no wonder it's so fucking boring then.

"I hope that you guys did enjoy this video [...] bye." I did not. Go fuck yourself.

Oh shit it's fucking over. Yeah it's boring, she lies about how much she weighs, nothing left to expect of this heifer.

 

[irishlass]

she is for sure at least 550 pounds. I also beileve that she did reach 600 pounds back in the becky era. She will never admit it but she did. She was 600 pounds.

I do too, there's a pic of her in the garage at that bd party for either Eric or Ricky, and there is no way she was not at least 600lbs.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

she is for sure at least 550 pounds. I also beileve that she did reach 600 pounds back in the becky era. She will never admit it but she did. She was 600 pounds.

I agree both visually and because Amber is such a liar and idiot, the math isn't mathing because she claimed at one point during the Jade era that she at one point got to juuuuuuuuuuust under 500. 496 plus 40 is just shy of 550 gorl, you once again told on yourself.

 

[powdered toast]

she is for sure at least 550 pounds. I also beileve that she did reach 600 pounds back in the becky era. She will never admit it but she did. She was 600 pounds.

If I'm remembering correctly her scale maxed out at 600 so even approaching that would fuck with the accuracy and imo as soon as it threw an error instead of a weight she stopped the weigh-ins and stuck to the highest recorded weight it gave her. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pretty close to her highest now but the difference is she is not currently bleeding to death so doesn't look quite like the bloated corpse that she used to.

 

[Janai]

If I'm remembering correctly her scale maxed out at 600 so even approaching that would fuck with the accuracy and imo as soon as it threw an error instead of a weight she stopped the weigh-ins and stuck to the highest recorded weight it gave her. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pretty close to her highest now but the difference is she is not currently bleeding to death so doesn't look quite like the bloated corpse that she used to.

yes because remember the scale was off during wls era. and that was a couple years ago, so i highly doubt the accuracy is any good

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

yes because remember the scale was off during wls era. and that was a couple years ago, so i highly doubt the accuracy is any good

Imagine being so fat you broke a scale made for death fats

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

She needs to bring back the scale that’s made to weigh car parts to get a True and Honest Weight reading. I love the Hello it’s Ready girlypop scale but she’s letting the hambeast lie about her weight

 

[Insulin reid]

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ChatBPD is my new favorite thing.

Amber knows that she needs to lose weight, at least for her health, but the reason Amber does not want to lose weight because she is scared of lose skin. As she ages, she is starting to sag, and she is not happy about it. Being in a relationship with a feeder is a huge red flag. Emily might like them at 500 pounds but not at 400 pounds. So, likely the semaglutide is used to maintain her weight, not necessarily to become a skin girlypop legend.

Slommy has to be endgame because amber cant lose any amount of weight now without looking like a basset hound with all those wrinkles and folds.
Ambers tried to link up with a 19/20 year old whatever that girls name is allegedly, someone younger (alexis) by a bit and a feeder. Theres nowhere to go now. Ambers passed her age of securing an "around the same age" girlfriend/caretaker and the youngins arent as stupid as she is and wont attach themselves to a fat lazy pig who needs round the clock care. Slommy is IT.

She wont be upset if amber "fails" her diets, she pushes amber to "succeed" knowing full well that fat cunt won't do anything that sticks.
She will care for amber in the caretaker ways she needs.
Emily is now unemployed and has all the time in the world to play pretend with amber.
Emily will pay attention to amber as long as shes big and we know ambers never getting under 450 and staying there.

The last time amber got around 450 she freaked out at how hot and mobile she was and fucked up all her progress. Ambers gonna wiggle around 550 to 465 until she fuckin dies. Hopefully its this fall, ambers run out of content and all her fake medical issues have evaporated. Theres simply nothing left to film unless she starts burning the bridge mommalynn has tried to build with all that bingo and trips to get their nails done.

 

[Crab Latte]

excuse me, I think someone dropped this, I found it online