Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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She's LEEDERLALLY going to crush Twinkie with her giant shelf ass

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RIP in advance
 
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Of all the stultifying shit I've watched Amber do over a decade, verbally plotting a mill plan while typing fatly, is def in the top three.

I love that she has a victim list! There's literally a list of crimes against Amber committed by a fat, unemployed faggot who's too fragile to make a Netflix account.

He's always been one of the more gentle Amber reactors, but my God, he is as bad as she is, and no less a cow.
 
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dfranki723 said:
Just took one look at that thumbnail and the smugness almost knocked me the fuck out.
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LegalLynn, armed with ChatBPD, wears a solemn smugness I find genuinely uncomfortable to look at… uh, and the rest of her doesn’t exactly resolve my discomfort.

Emily ghosting would knock her off that junkyard scale pedestal. Nothing else in her life carries enough weight to get the job done.
 
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misandristRus said:
I haven't had a chance to catch up on the tea today but it sure seems like beck is going to overshadow Alexis video response to Amber lmao I think that's funny
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Alexis: "Amber didn't even wish me a Happy Birthday!"

Becky: "Amber actually wanted to give Rarity away to me."

Yup, definitely overshadowed. Isn't Mr. Snowflake about to drop his next "Victims of a Empath" video, too? Impeccable timing.

Hopefully Mr. Snowflake interviews Becky like he did Casey. That would make for some good-ass content.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Of all the stultifying shit I've watched Amber do over a decade, verbally plotting a mill plan while typing fatly, is def in the top three.

I love that she has a victim list! There's literally a list of crimes against Amber committed by a fat, unemployed faggot who's too fragile to make a Netflix account.

He's always been one of the more gentle Amber reactors, but my God, he is as bad as she is, and no less a cow.
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I genuinely don't understand how reactors tip toe around her mental issues instead of just calling her out - she is the one who is claiming to have seen a string of psychiatrists and therapists for the last decade and has not learned a single healthy coping mechanism, still has supposedly the same crippling anxiety so bad she can't say things out loud in public (lol), and is so fragile that nobody may ever speak about it. Like bitch how did all of your doctors and therapists teach you how to cope with negative opinions and anxiety?

She is Schrodinger's patient - she is simultaneously always seeing a therapist and has never been in therapy.
She wants the brownie points for saying she gets professional help and also needs to be seen as so helpless and never having learned anything so she can use muh mentahls as a shield and a weapon for everything.
 
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goat sneed said:
All of the women in this circle are complete and utter fucking losers, yet Becky takes the crown. She has almost 80K subs (had even more in '21 I think?), yet uploads once a year just to whine about Amber and beg for money. She got 26K views within 12 hours (Amber numbers with a third of the subs) and still flaunts her Cash App like the laziest fucking ingrate imaginable. She's got the whole community kissing her ass and does jack shit.

I don't feel like sitting through 13 minutes of Necky feeling sorry for herself. All of the tin rattling over the years quite clearly indicates she liked the situation of Amber earning the money. If she gave half a shit, she could make the same amount of money on her own, but for some reason she refuses. Funny enough, the shitty speedpaints in the new video really remind me of CreepshowArt (mainly the lack of skill).

Karina Kajew and the other assorted idiots are especially annoying with forcing this Becky domestic violence victim glow up arc. It's been three and a half years and the lummox has made nothing of her life. If she wants Amber to stop talking about her, maybe she should stop acting like a victim three goddamn years later.

Oh and "Neck" (lol) can fuck off with the nonbinary bullshit. It's not our fault you ate yourself to the point where people cannot tell your sex.
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I remember following her antics in her thread when she was semi-active. It was amazing seeing how much and how fast she pissed away people’s goodwill on both the GFM grift and the content she chose to show. Most people followed her for Amber tea and maybe stories of her own life or Kentucky, if that. Instead they got shit like her filming herself watching YouTube videos in bed or compilations of her “thanks for watching” clips. Just the most bizarre shit.

The rare times she did tell stories, she was so bad at it that Grampa Simpson could run rings around her and be more coherent. I remember tapping out one video that I was attempting to recap because she paused for a good two minutes to let Rafe’s dog lick all over her face (including in her mouth).

Then that’s not going into how dour, even bitter, Becky is the rare times she does post updates… People really hate Amber that much that they feel the need to lift the Thumb up, huh?

(Fuck the Beck bull, too. In the time of Amberzees, she was a monkey)
 
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Amberlynn thinks she can make comments on her youtube videos like we do here on the farms. She thinks "oh the farms makes fun of that twink ZM, so I can diss his mental health" "oh the farms dissed jordy and his living situation, so I can do so also" I dont know int what world did she think calling out reaction channels in that way would go well with her audience.
Jesus christ she is is becoming more and more insufferable by the day! "I feel fearful" "ZM is a misogynist" HE SAID OH FUCK YOU BITCH, and you deserved every word he said to you.
"i haate being on this corner of the internet" please go get a real job, i beg you!
She is beyond smug in this video, doing mental gymnastics to try and paint herself as some victim.
 
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I got to say her being on the verge of tears over people laughing at her cripleeen angsight at bingo is probably the most pathetic and funny thing I’ve ever heard :story:

Emily please come stuff your hogs uhh sorry your cat killer, uhh fat, girlfriends mouth full of food so she stops embarrassing herself online.
 
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