hey gorls its been like 2 years. I see Amber is still huge(r) and fat(ter) and I would not have sex with her. Well that was easy to catch up on.
I think even if it is Rarity in the shelter and she has been picked up, hell even if they did surrender Rarity to a shelter, people should still call Amber "cat-killer" for the rest of her 5-year lifespan. Because the whole narrative she started was "she left the door open" and then immediately packed up and moved.
I imagine any major city in the USA has multiple opportunities to chip your pet. Here in my small town in Bongland we can get it done at the Vet (onsite or mobile), the large pet superstore in the next town or even for FREE at a mobile charity truck thing that occasionally passes through. (I think it’s the Blue Cross but doesn’t matter). There’s no excuse for it and I can guarantee she’s been reminded to get it done at every Vet appointment for years.
So it’s a choice on her part. Maybe it ties into her ‘quirky’ persona where she believes in chemtrails and thinks the government could track her via Twonk’s location emitting homing beacon. (How’d that work out for you FBI Frank?) Or maybe she thinks it would hurt them or it would ruin the animal aesthetic or something. Maybe she’s on the run from hospital debt collectors and doesn’t want her address out there. Whatever, it’s a choice. Not ignorance or poverty or lack of opportunity, a willing choice to not safeguard her pets. Or be reunited with them when they go astray. RIP Rarity, wherever you went I hope the journey was swift and you are at peace now.
Back on topic: this fat bitch is only useful for insomniacs or CIA torture sessions. How anyone can still be legitimately interested in her nothingness is beyond me. Yet here we are. Sigh. I wonder what will run out first, her viewing figures or her life. Gonna be a close one!
P.S. Jannies can we get a new one/ lose the Jade poll please?
This is admittedly unbelievably petty of me, but of the top ten things I hate about Amber Lynn Reid, the way she ducklips to blow on her food is right up there.
Oh Amber, you’re so dainty and uwu and adorable with your lips pursed just so in front of that massive forkful of overcooked slop. And check out your wonky-eyed soulful gaze into the camera! I’m sure Justin Feeder is flooding her basement right now. .
This is admittedly unbelievably petty of me, but of the top ten things I hate about Amber Lynn Reid, the way she ducklips to blow on her food is right up there.
Oh Amber, you’re so dainty and uwu and adorable with your lips pursed just so in front of that massive forkful of overcooked slop. And check out your wonky-eyed soulful gaze into the camera! I’m sure Justin Feeder is flooding her basement right now. .
Have you been around during the Becky era when she would cook very frequently? Her food had enough salt in it to wipe out ancient civilizations. Bitch has already fucking obliterated any tastebud she may have had by curing her tongue.
Anyway, I did not expect potential Rarity hope, and the potential that Amber could've dumped her on the way to the concert. I could go on a whole rant, but it's very late and I oughta not get fired up before bed.
Lastly, I'll watch the video tomorrow but man, the cycle turns ever onward. If I remember right, didn't she reserve the right to comment on her livestreams for paying members back in the Becky era? And then she got pissy and rage quit when people demanded the fat fuck actually put some effort in? If she does do it, this will go exactly the same way.
The updated poll should be "Will Amber accuse Emily of being an abusive feeder after they break up?" or maybe "Will Amber and Emily's relationship last 2025?"
I'll never forget the clip of that behemoth just swallowing a spoonful of piping hot slop and she didn't chew nor react. She doesn't even eat for the taste anymore, she eats to eat.
1. Rarity did wander off before the Billy Eyelash concert and stowed away in the bed of Emily's ram truck, she jumped out somewhere in Racine county when Amber needed to stop for a snack break and someone caught her and brought her in.
Amber does not have the ability to hatch an elaborate plan. YES I KNOW SHE'S LITERALLY HITLER, but this would require her to conceive this plot, get the cat in a carrier, hoist it into the truck, get out of the truck and dump her when Emily stopped to refuel Amber and when she wasn't looking. YES I KNOW EMILY IS LITERALLY HITLER TOO, so she was likely involved in this dastardly plan, but why tho? They could just surrender her. But again, why tho?
Amber never made it public that Rarity was missing. Someone happened across the missing cat ad and then Amber was forced to address it.
A dump off near Racine as winter approached is just not the kind of cruelty Amber possesses, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S LITERALLY HITLER.
I'll never forget the clip of that behemoth just swallowing a spoonful of piping hot slop and she didn't chew nor react. She doesn't even eat for the taste anymore, she eats to eat.
Omg guise, a man totally walked up to her and mommalynn while they were putting the groceries in the trunk and told Amber she’s BEAUTIFUL, then he asked her if she’s married or wants a boyfriend! And she totally said no she’s married and turned him down. teehee!
Sure Jan.
And I was a passenger on the titanic that saw Rose throw the necklace into the ocean.
A question for americans: do your vets not offer house calls? I get that Hambeast is too lazy to go to a clinic to chip her pets, but if she has an option to "doordash a vet" then it's even more mind-boggling and infuriating to me.
Just googled a random vet clinic in my (not exactly first-world) country online and they list prices for pretty much any procedure to be performed in the comfort of your own home. (Yes, even chipping a pet). What a lazy neglectful tub of lard.
She wont pay for it. Simple as that. It doesnt matter she doesnt want anyone in her home to see how fucked up it is (i bet the corners of the apartment are garbage cause amber wont clean anything ever unless its on camera and wants to hide how she really lives.) and she doesnt want to pay for it. It doesnt matter if its $10 or $1000 she wont get it done. Her pride wont let her do preventive measures like chips either. She will convince herself she wont let it happen to her pets cause she just wuvs them schoooo much.
Amber wouldnt even get an emergency vet visit for twinky because theres nothing physically showing thats wrong with her. Now if twinky broke a bone or theres blood everywhere then she might but anything short of twinky or wasabi getting hit by a car shes not going to fork out the cash.
When twinky was shaking in pain the fat cunt went out to eat and if i remembered correctly, mbp showed that she had to have driven right past the vet to get to her restaurant of choice that night. Ambers of the opinion that shes a great mom and got twonk something to eat to help her hip and joints because everything of course can be soothed away with food of some kind.
If it cant be solved with food amber wants nothing to do with it.
Re: "Mrs. Claus"
I WANT TO believe it's Rarity, because the alternative is that she was eaten by a predator or pulverized under a truck tire. And Rarity being alive doesn't absolve Amber of her negligence - if Rarity is alive, it's because of Rarity's wit and instincts. She would be alive IN SPITE OF Amber's negligence. My personal head-cannon is that this IS Rarity, and she travelled over 100 miles - barefoot in the snow and uphill the whole way! - just to escape the smelly Hambeast and Fed Bundy. Kinda like Andy Dufrense crawling through that sewage pipe to freedom from Shawshank. And Hambo can't do shit about it because she never micro-chipped or TOOK THE DAMN CAT TO THE VET (except for the spay) and likely has no documentation to even prove that she owned Rarity, let alone that *this* specific cat is hers. (Just as long as the humane society doesn't give Amber the adopter's personal information - which they shouldn't).
Keep taking the Ls, Ambo!! Oh yeah, even the neckless wonder is smelling blood in the water and is looking to take another swipe at you. And so is Lex Loser!
I never really understood this. Long hair takes longer to wash/dry, but short hair needs to be cut more often. I've had both so in my experience it seems to even out the time expended.
Help a brother out.
Short hair takes less effort to scrub and rinse the soap out. Great if your arms are too weak or heavy to hold up to your head for more than a couple of minutes at a time (Ambo). It also takes less shampoo.
Short hair doesn't get as tangled (or tangled at all) and takes less time to brush. Really short hair requires no brushing at all, just smoothing and maybe some shaping (Ambo)
Short hair is less 'heavy' (if you have very thick and coarse hair) which can make it easier for it to have more wave/curl to it if you're trying to style it in a particular way. Also, great if your arms are too heavy or weak to hold up in the air for more than a couple of minutes. Occasionally, Amber leaves in a clip where you can briefly see the back of her hair, and every time it's a greasy and tangled mess because she can't hold her arms up long enough or reach back far enough to clean and comb ALL of her hair.
Short hair (very short) can require less product for styling (again depending on hair texture)
Short hair (very short) can be kept 'healthy looking' with no effort. Like, the time from when the portion of hair pops out of your scalp to when it's snipped off is way shorter, and therefore gets exposed to less product/treatments, or environmental damage.
Short hair (very short) doesn't require you to own a hair dryer, straightening iron, curling iron, etc. Less time, less bathroom clutter, and less expense. And yes, these can be necessities. Just because someone grows out their hair long doesn't mean it automatically looks good with no work done to it.
Short hair requires more frequent cutting, but all you have to do is sit in a chair, so although it's extra cost it isn't hard work. If you're talking about men getting haircuts, there are many styles that a guy can do himself with a $30 electric clipper from Walmart, eliminating the concern of cost for regular cuts
Short hair is less hot and sweaty on your head and neck (unless you wear the long hair up then it's not sweaty on your neck), which is VERY beneficial if you have 500 extra pounds of insulating fat causing you to cook from the inside out (Ambo)
TL; DR: Depending on how short vs. how long of hair, hair thickness and texture, how oily the person's skin is, etc., there can potentially be a SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT of time, effort, and resources saved for maintaining short hair. And a weak, elderly person, or a deathfat (Ambo), would probably find it easier to maintain. Whether the aesthetics of short hair is desirable - or at least considered an acceptable compromise - is up to the individual.
Oh, side note because I haven't seen it mentioned here in a long while - If you are interested in Becky discussion, or her absurd "The Hills Have Eyes" Williams' Clan, they have their own thread:
The thread was started around the time of Norma's GoFundMe scam. Good spot to get details on the entire lore if you entered the Amberverse during the Jade Era or later.
Yeah, okay ... She's reached past the 550 mark. She even brought the 2019 poo bun back in her recent videos, and her face is looking more and more moon-like by the day.
She's impressive, really. She's the only person on planet earth to gain weight while on Ozempic (or whatever alternatives are called).
Have you been around during the Becky era when she would cook very frequently? Her food had enough salt in it to wipe out ancient civilizations. Bitch has already fucking obliterated any tastebud she may have had by curing her tongue.
Ambers of the opinion that shes a great mom and got twonk something to eat to help her hip and joints because everything of course can be soothed away with food of some kind.
To be kind of fair to Amber (lord help me), this is kind of exactly what she learned what being a "mom" means, based on her own childhood. But that's where my very minimal sympathy ends. As an adult with access to the internet and surrounded by people who knew better, she should have and should still be doing way better by her pets.
It probably varies based on region, but there weren't any in the city I lived, not as far as I know anyway. It's not really a thing where I live now either (larger midsized Canadian city) but it's possible there are one or two willing to make an exception and do a house call in extenuating circumstances, like if the animal is too injured to safely transport. Mobile home pet grooming services are extremely common, actual vet care, not so much. The only time I know vets around here will work outside their office is the occasional one-day event planned by SPCA, Humane Society, or another local pet rescue where they run essentially a low-cost pop-up vaccine clinic for your cat.
And Hambo can't do shit about it because she never micro-chipped or TOOK THE DAMN CAT TO THE VET (except for the spay) and likely has no documentation to even prove that she owned Rarity, let alone that *this* specific cat is hers. (Just as long as the humane society doesn't give Amber the adopter's personal information - which they shouldn't).
Do we know for sure if the cat in question has actually been properly adopted out? If she is just being fostered at present then they probably wouldn't give Hamber a hard time about letting her come get Rarity based on a couple of photos. They might ask that she still pay the adoption fee to cover the cost of food and vet care given to the cat in the meantime, which may well include being microchipped, it depends on whether the rescue does that. Not that it matters since I doubt it's Hamber's cat, but even if it is, there is a solid possibility that Hamber wouldn't even try to bring Rarity home anyway simply because she's a lazy asshole.
Nah, she isn't. Like any drug you do develop tolerance to semaglutide (at least as far as the appetite suppressant effect goes), and you can only increase your dose so many times, so most people only lose a small amount of weight due to the initial nausea, doctor ups dose every time they start to gain it back, and the cycle continues until they're tolerant to the max dose and regain almost everything, and may or may not have ever lost enough not to be considered a fat fuck at any point. People somehow manage to eat their way through bariatric surgery all the time, and that has got to be one hell of a lot harder than eating through semaglutide. Highly doubt Hamber will get to the point where tolerance comes in, she's going to quit once she starts feeling the effects because Hamber is a butter huffer and fucking hates appetite suppressants.
I was gonna give her benefit of the doubt because amber is fucking short, but the whole shopping clip is off, she never shows her putting the stuff in the cart and this is weird to say, but I feel like she didnt have to bend or reach much for the low hanging items like the salad and the snacks she showed at the end. Even the peanut butter was like eye to eye, and also she doenst look worn out in that ss at all. If I was 5'2 500lbs, and waddling around looking for a spcific item i would be out of breath, and we dont hear amber breathing at all
ETA: because I realize the "showing the cart" is a nitpicking jab, however in this video
When she goes to walmart, she props her camera up on the shelf, and shows putting the stuff in her cart. so its just odd that she doesnt in this vlog. Afterall if amberlynn is nothing else she is pretty consistent
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