Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Rarity died because of Emily dogs. Killed so long time and poor cat, she can have reborn in other live. I loved that cat so much.

Amber is nasty with her pets.
i was about to come to this thread and apologize for being off topic because i had something i wanted to share, but what a coincidence the thread has circled back to this topic.

i was watching old videos and (although i know they are not HER pets) I'm disgusted by the size of crystals parents pets. how interesting that every animal she lives with is mistreated, overfed, lost, etc....

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Yeah, okay ... She's reached past the 550 mark. She even brought the 2019 poo bun back in her recent videos, and her face is looking more and more moon-like by the day.

She's impressive, really. She's the only person on planet earth to gain weight while on Ozempic (or whatever alternatives are called).
Amber’s goal is to be the best flesh mound in the world, she beat the dieting drug, her ex(s). The sky is truly the limit.
 
fat al posted.
That thumbnail next to your skeleton is very informative.

I can guarantee she’s been reminded to get it done at every Vet appointment for years.
She doesn't take them to a vet, there are no appointments at which she would be reminded.

There's another death fat in a scooter behind her so yea shes scooty puffin around
Good catch. While zooming in to to look, I noticed Amber is, appropriately, in the FAT section.
 
I do wonder if Emily realises that Fatty may decide to label her an abusive feeder once the relationship ends (as mentioned earlier)?

It's more of an annoyance for others exes but Emily has a child. There's more at stake in this relationship, should Fat Cunt decide she wants to play the ultimate victim again once it's all over.
Has the degenerate fatty fucker considered this or is her giant nose having pervert self got a back up plan just in case? Is she gathering blackmail material in order to keep Hammo under control once she quits the relationship?

I can't fathom getting involved with someone like Hambo while having a child. Knowing full well that Hambo tries to accuse every fucking ex of abuse publicly. Is the need to fulfil your fetish really that intense?

Hopefully they end it soon so we can see.
 
I do wonder if Emily realises that Fatty may decide to label her an abusive feeder once the relationship ends (as mentioned earlier)?

It's more of an annoyance for others exes but Emily has a child. There's more at stake in this relationship, should Fat Cunt decide she wants to play the ultimate victim again once it's all over.
Has the degenerate fatty fucker considered this or is her giant nose having pervert self got a back up plan just in case? Is she gathering blackmail material in order to keep Hammo under control once she quits the relationship?

I can't fathom getting involved with someone like Hambo while having a child. Knowing full well that Hambo tries to accuse every fucking ex of abuse publicly. Is the need to fulfil your fetish really that intense?

Hopefully they end it soon so we can see.
Emily "fed bundy" will probably rely on the fact that Hamber is a mythomaniac with a huge victim complex, she could use that to manipulate and deflect people's t perceptions about her. The fact that she has a child is further proof people should be subjected to mandatory testing before having a kid but that's my personal opinion
 
As long as she’s ever gone to the vet,
I understand what you're saying but you're judging her by your own standards, which are those of a caring, reasonable, responsible adult.
Amber is none of these things. People like Amber* don't take their animals for any shots, not even when they are kittens/puppies. At most they might get them neutered. There are no yearly check ups or boosters. No registrations. In extremis there's a one off trip to vet ER.
Hell, Amber didn't do follow ups or take her medication after 'muh cancer', why would she do it for her pets?

*See also Chantal who had a viewer send her the money to have BBJ see a vet but spent the cash on food delivery instead, leading to the horrorshow of the post-rescue vet reports. Went bald because she didn't take her post hysterectomy HRT.
Or Ethan Ralph who goes away for five, six days at at a time leaving his cats unattended. Dumps a sack of kibble on the floor and leaves them locked in his Mexican sauna of a hovel. Did the same to his dog.

Sorry for the grouching, but until it's legal to beat animal abusers through the streets and deny them medical attention for injuries incurred, the Farms is my only outlet.
 
I understand what you're saying but you're judging her by your own standards, which are those of a caring, reasonable, responsible adult.
Amber is none of these things. People like Amber* don't take their animals for any shots, not even when they are kittens/puppies. At most they might get them neutered. There are no yearly check ups or boosters. No registrations. In extremis there's a one off trip to vet ER.
Hell, Amber didn't do follow ups or take her medication after 'muh cancer', why would she do it for her pets?

*See also Chantal who had a viewer send her the money to have BBJ see a vet but spent the cash on food delivery instead, leading to the horrorshow of the post-rescue vet reports. Went bald because she didn't take her post hysterectomy HRT.
Or Ethan Ralph who goes away for five, six days at at a time leaving his cats unattended. Dumps a sack of kibble on the floor and leaves them locked in his Mexican sauna of a hovel. Did the same to his dog.

Sorry for the grouching, but until it's legal to beat animal abusers through the streets and deny them medical attention for injuries incurred, the Farms is my only outlet.
So right. A lot of people don't get that getting animals fat, let them constantly unattended and in dangerous situations (e.g. the tornado scare during the Dusty Era), not getting them the shots and the medicines they need, don't take them out for walk, is abuse, no less than beating or abandoning. Amber clearly sees abuse only when 'blood is drawn' and only when it involves her, and as you said, not even then. Watching the animals and the gfs gradually becoming ill the more they gravitate around the Big Twat is fascinating and sad at the same time. Like watching a shipwreck. Amber is a fat, putrid smelling fleur du mal that spoils all the air and the world around her. Hope she gets what she deserves, because being morbidly obese, having zero personality and a 2 number IQ clearly doesn't stop her.
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Edit: remember when Twonks was adopted by the DuMber duo, she was potty trained, but they were so lazy and impatient with her that they made her regress to pissing and shitting inside, while Wasabi was not using his box and shitting blood on the sofa. Christ what a nightmare of a person
 
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I do wonder if Emily realises that Fatty may decide to label her an abusive feeder once the relationship ends (as mentioned earlier)?

It's more of an annoyance for others exes but Emily has a child. There's more at stake in this relationship, should Fat Cunt decide she wants to play the ultimate victim again once it's all over.
Has the degenerate fatty fucker considered this or is her giant nose having pervert self got a back up plan just in case? Is she gathering blackmail material in order to keep Hammo under control once she quits the relationship?

I can't fathom getting involved with someone like Hambo while having a child. Knowing full well that Hambo tries to accuse every fucking ex of abuse publicly. Is the need to fulfil your fetish really that intense?

Hopefully they end it soon so we can see.

Emily more than likely has a stash of pics and videos of Amber that will keep her mouth shut upon the unavoidable break up, plus she will have plenty of stories (eg what really happened to Rarity) to ensure further compliance. Jade managed to leave Amber with just some light trashing so it is perfectly possible to leave unscathed.
 
To be kind of fair to Amber (lord help me), this is kind of exactly what she learned what being a "mom" means, based on her own childhood. But that's where my very minimal sympathy ends. As an adult with access to the internet and surrounded by people who knew better, she should have and should still be doing way better by her pets.
If only she took the meth part of parenting seriously, then maybe she would be thinner at least. Hopefully she wouldnt eat through that like she did the ozempic.
 
I was gonna give her benefit of the doubt because amber is fucking short, but the whole shopping clip is off, she never shows her putting the stuff in the cart and this is weird to say, but I feel like she didnt have to bend or reach much for the low hanging items like the salad and the snacks she showed at the end. Even the peanut butter was like eye to eye, and also she doenst look worn out in that ss at all. If I was 5'2 500lbs, and waddling around looking for a spcific item i would be out of breath, and we dont hear amber breathing at all

ETA: because I realize the "showing the cart" is a nitpicking jab, however in this video
When she goes to walmart, she props her camera up on the shelf, and shows putting the stuff in her cart. so its just odd that she doesnt in this vlog. Afterall if amberlynn is nothing else she is pretty consistent
Awrighty, here's the PreserveTube link, gonna do the local archive tomorrow (unless someone else does it) cuz I'm kinda in a hurry here. For that same reason, this one's gonna be a lot rougher (not like anything of note happens anyway.)
Bitch looks positively misshapen in this thumbnail.
Nothing fucking happens, Vol. 4827401

Opening shot of somewhat somber fatty looking FAT. Shows us her video schedule (which just shows videos that were already released?). This takes place on January 11th. Announces that she's thinking about doing paywalled livestreams, claiming that reaction channels couldnt't react to it because it would be illegal (lol, LegalLynn is on the case.)
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Jfc she's looking rough and retarded.
Wants to make a safespace via the paywall. It is now the next day, she's in the burgundy shithouse outfit, her and her mom are about to go eat lunch/dinner. Shows more dumbass merch. Her and her mom are at the same Mexican spot they were at when Amber got the fugly ass Shrek nails. Irrelevant conversation about the protein shake she got her mom. Amber lies saying she gives her mom her leftovers. We see more Mexican food of middling quality. Irrelevant taste test by a fatty with no tastebuds.

We then see her shopping for nothing interesting. Next shot, we're at home and Amber, ever the incompetent little baby bitch, needs her mommy to give her her injection.
Her tits are still pathetic
Fucking hell, is there a unit with which to measure misshapenness?
We've gone from shelf ass to broken drawer ass.
Informs us she dumped some perfume on her mom. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH, FATTY NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES ANYONE IS COMING UP TO YOU AND GIVING YOU COMPLIMENTS (she said some dude told her she's beautiful in the supermarket.) Her cameo is back (lol no 1 curr). Says she won't roast anyone because it's hard to roast someone you don't know. Next we eat a snack consisting of cottage cheese and doritos. We then get riveting advice on how to seal snack bags. Says she's tossing the dill pickle chips.

The end.
So, doesn't look like semaglutide's doing jack shit so far, if anything, bitch looks fatter than ever.
 
Emily claims she followed up on Mrs. Claus at the Racine shelter and the cat wasn't Rarity, Mrs. Claus was microchipped, and claimed by the owner.
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It's too bad these two lie so much.

"Emily isn't a feeder!"
Emily bragging openly on public social media platforms: "I love feeding girls to immobility and getting crushed under their gunts. 💜"
 
Emily claims she followed up on Mrs. Claus at the Racine shelter and the cat wasn't Rarity, Mrs. Claus was microchipped, and claimed by the owner.
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It's too bad these two lie so much.

"Emily isn't a feeder!"
Emily bragging openly on public social media platforms: "I love feeding girls to immobility and getting crushed under their gunts. 💜"
This is such a bad lie.

The first thing they do at shelters when a cat comes in is scan them for a chip. They wouldn’t put the cat on the website if they knew it was chipped and the owner wanted them back.
 
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