Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fascinating. While taking a drug that makes you not hungry she's finding that eating candy every night isn't effecting her weight loss. What a powerful, independent boss bitch, that only needs military grade diabetes medication to curb her candy intake to a single handful of mini snickers, kinder and milky way. With her chocolate she also had a soda. Also she had to have a snack so more cottage cheese and doritos. Added cheese for a Chantal touch!
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In the above and below screen capture, you can see in her ravenous food rage she actually eats the nail polish (plastic nail?) off one of her fingers. This is not a joke or a-logging please do not investigate further.

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She looks extremely unwashed in the video.

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I really don't know very well how ozempic works for weight loss, but is it normal for someone taking it to eat 3 tacos?

I thought people got pretty nauseous taking Ozempic (or at least they should)
Also a loaded bagel with cream cheese and bacon, handful of candy and cottage cheese/doritos/string cheese 'snack' plate.

She has cheese in every meal except the candy,

I was under the impression you get nauseous but I also think people like ALR and Chantal live in a semi-permanent state of nausea from being full. They prob take that shot of ozempic and feel normal.
 
I really don't know very well how ozempic works for weight loss, but is it normal for someone taking it to eat 3 tacos?

I thought people got pretty nauseous taking Ozempic (or at least they should)
As someone who took Trizepatide, you got nauseus after 1 taco, max. It teaches you to listen to when you are hungry but not to over eat when you get hungry. You also learn that the "food noise" and stress eating is psychosomatic.

But this is the beginning of fat AL learning how to eat around the drug. Instead of eating healthy with smaller portions, she is learning ti eat continually over the day with empty calories to push through minor nausea
 
First off
what i ate today & cook with me | day 8 on semaglutide

And thank you, of course. :feels: Here is, of course, the PreserveTube Link as well.
Ahh, as the wise Sun Tzu once said, "There can be no victory when the enemy uses fat bitch eating thumbnail."

Literally just fucking eating: What a fat bitch considers interesting

We are informed it is January 13th, fatty looking her usual fat self (is it just me or does she look more thumb like recently?) Announces she's filiming 2 videos the same day, but she's gonna change clothes. Holy shit we're going right into the eating part. Says that Emily Franz is called Thomas for some reason. We then get boring footage of her "cooking". She makes bagels with cream cheese, scallion and bacon. Moans as she bites into that basic creation. Oh no, her retarded happy fatty dance is coming back. Drinks Diet Cola (Cherry) for breakfast?!? Can any of you Amerifarmers tell me if that shit is common? Cuz morning soda just sounds like a fatty thing. In any case...

Her nail broke. Oh wow, this entire video really just is her cooking and eating? She makes what look to be mediocre tacos.
Inefficient
Also come on, there has to be a better plate to put this on...
She adds salsa directly to the ground beef taco mixture? :story: We can already see a Sprite can as she assembles her tacos. U-uurgh...?
Chunky
Is it just me or are those chunks too big?
She eats it and we get yet more creative and flowery language describing the rich flavors of the meal ("Sho fucking good"). Next shot is her editing and the eats Kinder chocolate, milky way, and snickers minis. She also describes kinder chocolate as though it's some rare hidden gem of a candy. Pats her own shelf ass about how proud she is for only eating so little chocolate. (Mh, I wonder how proud widdle baby Amber would be if she managed to wipe her own ass.) Drinks another fucking cherry coke. Last meal of the day is doritos with cottage cheese and string cheese. This food is "sho good". Drinks yet more diet soda in the form of Sprite.

The end.
This video is literally just fatty eating, all the while giving her worthless uninteresting opinions.
If you spent the next 10 minutes staring at the wall in contemplation, your time would've been better spent than watching this video.
Do not bother.
 
She looks particularly unwell in this video, she looks yellow/green to me - who knows, maybe it's my monitor settings.

But I wouldn't be surprised if the fat bitch is nauseated as fuck from overeating on this drug. (that's assuming she's actually takeen it to begin with but w/e)
 
Fascinating. While taking a drug that makes you not hungry she's finding that eating candy every night isn't effecting her weight loss. What a powerful, independent boss bitch, that only needs military grade diabetes medication to curb her candy intake to a single handful of mini snickers, kinder and milky way. With her chocolate she also had a soda. Also she had to have a snack so more cottage cheese and doritos. Added cheese for a Chantal touch!
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All my bets are on her pulling a foodiebeauty and out-eating the ozempic in an astonishing display of unrepentant gluttony and narcissism.
Amber was just called out by dispekfulmolments on instagram for following this account, which is a meme page about child rape, murder and animal abuse. Here's a screenshot of one of their posts.
Pookie 100% meant to follow that shit on her alt. Everyone's figured that out by now but that devil horns filter is hilarious. Makes that bowling ball shaped head even more of a moonface than usual with the jaundiced tinge it ads.
 
She’s on 50 units which is alot. Even tho it’s the first 2 weeks and it takes time to take effect, eating a huge bagel and 3 tacos probably in a few hours is strange. The 2nd half of the the video with the chocolate and the Doritos was clearly boredom/emotional eating. It’s also important to drink WATER on the med because constipation.
 
She’s on 50 units which is alot. Even tho it’s the first 2 weeks and it takes time to take effect, eating a huge bagel and 3 tacos probably in a few hours is strange. The 2nd half of the the video with the chocolate and the Doritos was clearly boredom/emotional eating. It’s also important to drink WATER on the med because constipation.
All true. Ide also like to add that there are studies showing how GPL-1 meds can curb additions beyond eating, from nicotine to drinking, so it should be relatively easy to tell if she is beating the drug or not. (For me i couldn't have more than 1 beer while on trizepatide or I would feel full.

And the higher doses can cause gallbladder discomfort, but she didn't have that before. But be on the lookout for that as an excuse to quit
 
All true. Ide also like to add that there are studies showing how GPL-1 meds can curb additions beyond eating, from nicotine to drinking, so it should be relatively easy to tell if she is beating the drug or not. (For me i couldn't have more than 1 beer while on trizepatide or I would feel full.

And the higher doses can cause gallbladder discomfort, but she didn't have that before. But be on the lookout for that as an excuse to quit
Well now that you put the excuse here, Cat Killer Amber's favorite reading website, she is 100% going to use this.

Unrelated but also I hate the drug name, it always turns to "smegma-glue-tide" in my brain and being injected with said substance adds extra gross out. If the drug is meant to make her lose weight by virtue of making the swine's stomach upset, and she is still eating thousands of calories, shouldn't that be a signal to up the dose until the butter golem is appropriately blowing chunks?
 
This is off topic lol.. but yesterday on her IG, she weighed in at 507.4 which is the same weight we got first weigh in a whooping ten days ago on January 10th. She says "omg i ate today, and I have shoes, and clothes" but lets be so for real. In 10 days, you haven't lost a single pound on semaglutide? and her showing these food clips further cements it. Weight loss is simply calories in and calories out, and amber wanting to take things "slow" is definitely over eating in calories.
I tried to calculate her calories and got around 2344. which isn't bad, but we all know she always lies during these videos. Especially since amber is on semaglutide, I still don't know how she creeping up to her maintenance calories which is 3500. The only thing holding her back from passing that calorie mark is a kids meal from zaxbys
 
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she couldn't attend to her dying mother
She didn't attend to her dying mother, it was a choice. Grown adults do not get a free pass for being spineless.

The most interesting thing about Becky's new video is that she said she was willing to talk with Mr. Snowflake.
Is she dumb enough to do it on his channel?

Drinks Diet Cola (Cherry) for breakfast?!?
See, your problem here is associating breakfast with first thing in the morning. Amber, Chantel and their ilk often begin their day mid afternoon. By the time they've checked their socials, hauled themselves out of bed, destroyed the bathroom and ignored their animals, it's practically dinner time when they make it to the fridge.
 
Well now that you put the excuse here, Cat Killer Amber's favorite reading website, she is 100% going to use this.

Unrelated but also I hate the drug name, it always turns to "smegma-glue-tide" in my brain and being injected with said substance adds extra gross out. If the drug is meant to make her lose weight by virtue of making the swine's stomach upset, and she is still eating thousands of calories, shouldn't that be a signal to up the dose until the butter golem is appropriately blowing chunks?
You’d think that the nausea (which is the main method of weight loss injections and weight loss surgery) would be the thing that she’s aiming for. The first ozempic run, iirc, she was whining and moaning about nausea, but said she was losing a lot of weight. She used it as an excuse to eat shit like pizza though, because it’s her one meal. Quit because of said nausea, promised to keep those pounds off. Now she’s back to being soooo nauseous but eating a shit ton, so even worse than before with the ‘expired meds’. It makes you wonder if your body gets used to semaglutide if you stop it and it isn't as effective the second time around, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Personally, I could give a fuck less if she eats three pieces of pizza as a ‘one meal a day’ ED larp if it’s 1200 calories and she actually loses the weight.
 
This run of semaglutide will fail, as all of her previous weightloss endeavours have failed before it. Solely because of the fundamental truth that, to Amber, feasting like an absolute hog is the preferred state of being.

You've seen the photos of her as a child, she's always been massive, because to and for her, food was always the solution.

The numerous runs of WW failed because gorlypop just looked for 0 point foods to inhale by the truckload. Any sort of restrictive diet failed because she just needs her comfort food y'all. Hell, our gorl can't even consistently drink water, always trying some gimmick shit like pre filling bottles with water...from other bottles, and we've seen 4 diet sodas during the latest eatfest.

The only time she reall lost any significant amount of weight (the legendary 89lbs) was when Krystle's parents treated her like a genuine Prader-Willi case and locked the fucking fridge and cabinets.

Point being, without handlers, Amber will never lose weight. Because her need to eat overrides everything. The need to get checked out for an injury at the hospital, the need not to exhaust yourself after mild exertion, the desire for motherhood, wanting to sleep like a normal person, and among so many other things, every body's prime directive of not dying at all costs.

All is secondary to her gluttony.

And it will stay that way until some poor saps have to put in overtime slowly burning her at the crematorium to not cause a grease fire.

(Also sidenote, could you imagine having to stuff her fat carcass into those corpse drawers at the coroner's office? Now there's some morbidly comedic imagery.)
 
All is secondary to her gluttony.
A question, I'm listening to the Ankle's reaction on the latest Ig Q&A where she weights herself at 507something. Does she ever show the starting weight on the scale before stepping on it? Because it wouldn't surprise me if she set the scale to start a 100 lbs and not 0.00, but I'm not that familiar with digital scales, so I'm not even sure it would be doable.
She's such a liar and a cheater that everything she does is suspicious.

She can't live without using food as a mean to reward herself, for what nobody knows, since she does jack shit all day. Everything else is useless because it doesn't give her the positive rush food and sodas give her, so she'll never change unless one day she wakes up and she decides to surrender herself to a rehab facility.
 
A question,
I haven't seen the Ankle's reaction, but during the last video we had a weigh-in, we didn't see the scale, or Amber for that matter, at all. All we got were a few seconds of video footage of the bathroom ceiling, with the talking scale announcing the weight.

Sooo, Amber could have manipulated the weigh-in in whatever way she wanted outside of our FOV. Funny how she can't set up the camera to face the scale, eh?

And lastly, every scale I've seen, digital or not, could be tared (substracting a base amount from the total weight). So yes, that weight reading is very suspicious.
 
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