Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I love Jordy and the Ankle idc idc idc I'm sorry. I know we're not allowed to like anyone here

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I like Gorlworld Ireland the most in terms of reactors, and SF for his documentaries and casually reminding Amberson she lied about being Sexually assaulted.

 

[TardiX]

But this is the beginning of fat AL learning how to eat around the drug

This is her third time on this drug. Plus she ate through phentermine as well

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I honestly keep up to date through apathetic faxx and I honeslty wish MBP would come back because was genuinely funny for gorlworld

 

[Fee]

I honestly keep up to date through apathetic faxx and I honeslty wish MBP would come back because was genuinely funny for gorlworld

Bottle is pretty good and for some reason they piss Amber off and have never said a word. Just for recaps of her video, nothing outside of that. But it's funny

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

Screenshot from her weigh-in on her Instagram story

This appears to be the scale she has, it does have a weight limit of 550 and a margin of error of 0.2 lbs.
The manual says if it's overloaded, it will display" FFFF." She also shouldn't keep it in the bathroom because of the humidity, but who doesn't keep their scale in the bathroom? You'd think they would be more humidity-proof. The reviews are great, with 74% 5 stars on Amazon. A lot of the one or two-star reviews are that the scale isn't accurate but only by 5 or 10 pounds.

Also, she didn't remove the film over it before using it which would drive me crazy.
In conclusion, I think she is 507 or whatever the scale says. The only way it wouldn't be accurate is if the battery was low(which there is a display for) or if it was on a carpet (And she is clearly on wooden floors). I'd understand if it was off if she was weighing in at 570 or 580 or something closer to the weight limit but It is only 507, I don't see it critically failing almost 100 pounds from its capacity. She looks so much bigger because she's older and her skin hangs more and she's probably swollen all the time from her shitty diet. I'm all for let's hate on Amber but I really don't see how she'd manipulate this scale.

 

[pwintheth]

I don't see it critically failing almost 100 pounds from its capacity. She looks so much bigger because she's older and her skin hangs more and she's probably swollen all the time from her shitty diet. I'm all for let's hate on Amber but I really don't see how she'd manipulate this scale.

I don't think she's faking her weigh-ins (because I think she's too stupid to figure out how) but 507 lbs is not 100 lbs away from the scale's capacity lol it's 43. On a big gorl like Hamber that's like nothing but in general 57 elbees' difference is a lot of weight.

Is that screenshot of the scale while it's on? I can't quite tell.
But it's also not unreasonable to believe that the battery could also be low. Especially if she's too fat and lazy to reach the floor and take the film off in the first place.

I think she's 520/530. I don't think she's "lyeen," I just think she's scared to admit it to herself.

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

I don't think she's faking her weigh-ins (because I think she's too stupid to figure out how) but 507 lbs is not 100 lbs away from the scale's capacity lol it's 43. On a big gorl like Hamber that's like nothing but in general 57 elbees' difference is a lot of weight.

Is that screenshot of the scale while it's on? I can't quite tell.
But it's also not unreasonable to believe that the battery could also be low. Especially if she's too fat and lazy to reach the floor and take the film off in the first place.

I think she's 520/530. I don't think she's "lyeen," I just think she's scared to admit it to herself.

Good catch! My dumbass was thinking 600 was the weight limit while I wrote the second half of my message. But I still don't see it critically failing by 20 or 30 pounds. I'd love her to record weighing back to back to see if it's the same, that would easily prove if the scale was working properly. I also went back and rewatched the Instagram videos and there is a cut between her first showing the scale to her weighing herself. She could have put a carpet or shirt or anything under it to change the number.

 

[Just here for the yucks]

You know who I'd like to see come smashing back to make a video on Fat Fuck, the old roommate.

The one Hambo clearly hated and who hated Hambo in return.
I can guarantee those two sack of shits made the poor woman's life miserable during the period they shared a flat. Shouting and arguing all hours of the day and night, neglecting the cats, filming her room and belongings, blaming her for Gracie escaping etc.

Fuck Valentine, Brittany and Alexis. The stripper roommate would be fun.

Spoiler

This is nothing more than a fantasy, she was clearly smart enough to leave the scene as soon as she could but a nobhead can dream.

Anyone who chose to be in a relationship with Amber has got to be retarded. There’s no other kind of person that would willingly and enthusiastically be around her, let alone look at her romantically. But the stripper? She would be great.

I am also genuinely, morbidly curious as to what someone who sends money to or has sent money to Becky is like.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Anyone who chose to be in a relationship with Amber has got to be retarded. There’s no other kind of person that would willingly and enthusiastically be around her, let alone look at her romantically. But the stripper? She would be great.

I am also genuinely, morbidly curious as to what someone who sends money to or has sent money to Becky is like.

I’d say other than being smacked around by the hambeast (which is sounds like she gave right back anyways) Jade made it out of the relationship like a bandit

Hundreds of dollars in Jordan’s, other designer clothes, watches, any other bullshit Amber paid for. The only truly negative outcome for her is if anyone recognizes her and knows who she was with that her reputation probably takes a big hit. I’d LOVE for all the other exes to shut the fuck up and for Jade to spill it all

 

[dead stiff]

She didn't attend to her dying mother, it was a choice. Grown adults do not get a free pass for being spineless.


Is she dumb enough to do it on his channel?


See, your problem here is associating breakfast with first thing in the morning. Amber, Chantel and their ilk often begin their day mid afternoon. By the time they've checked their socials, hauled themselves out of bed, destroyed the bathroom and ignored their animals, it's practically dinner time when they make it to the fridge.

This, but they also have a tendency to not wake up until around 1 pm if left undisturbed in their cave.

Of course you know her first step would be to Google "how do cut circle into 3 peeces".

God damn, the image of her cutting a pizza with just a big V in the middle to cut it into thirds and doing the smug ;3 eyefucking herself expression floored me

This run of semaglutide will fail, as all of her previous weightloss endeavours have failed before it. Solely because of the fundamental truth that, to Amber, feasting like an absolute hog is the preferred state of being.
..
The only time she reall lost any significant amount of weight (the legendary 89lbs) was when Krystle's parents treated her like a genuine Prader-Willi case and locked the fucking fridge and cabinets.

Point being, without handlers, Amber will never lose weight. Because her need to eat overrides everything. The need to get checked out for an injury at the hospital, the need not to exhaust yourself after mild exertion, the desire for motherhood, wanting to sleep like a normal person, and among so many other things, every body's prime directive of not dying at all costs.

All is secondary to her gluttony.

And it will stay that way until some poor saps have to put in overtime slowly burning her at the crematorium to not cause a grease fire

Weirdly enough, I’d never thought about her actually losing the weight aside from excess skin, but now that you mention it, it’s basically impossible. Not only because of her actually dieting, but mostly with her keeping it off with her love for food and wanting to stuff as much as she can down her throat. Shitting her pants be damned.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Is Becky fucking retarded? She sure draws like she is

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Is Becky fucking retarded? She sure draws like she is

Everyone in this saga is retarded.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Is Becky fucking retarded? She sure draws like she is

She traces I think, I don't think she really draws. And she does it badly

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Is Becky fucking retarded? She sure draws like she is

She was in a long term relationship with Amber, man.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I honestly keep up to date through apathetic faxx and I honeslty wish MBP would come back because was genuinely funny for gorlworld

MPB was the poster boy for gay fat failures talking shit about other gay fat failures online. Amber may have eaten her way through semaglutide at least three times at this point but Micky B Sweaty had weight loss surgery twice and is still a fat fuck.*


*if my gorlworld autism serves me correctly

Edit to avoid double posting: Idk if Becky draws like a sped because of *insert sped affliction here* but she's definitely too fucking lazy to learn/ develop her own art style. Even toddlers draw things from their imagination and not just the same Nah-Roo-Toe manga panels over and over again.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I think @Peepeekakaland summed it up beautifully about Becky. Look trust me I totally get the struggle ( been there) of life outside of being a caretaker. Plus with her mom being sick it's a good chance that caretaking might be one of the only things Becky has known. Plus it's very common in more poor and rural families. But look at some point you have to buckle up. It's on YOU to find out who YOU are after being a caretaker. Yea it can be hard and scary . Life is a struggle. A lot of time you have to just survive before you can live and thrive. Just how it is. Her constantly bringing up past abuse and trying to grift off of it is really only setting herself back to 0 every time. She acts like other people haven't experienced exactly ( and much worse) than what she's gone through and can't work. Yes they very much can and have to work as well Becky. Most people work with some kind of anxiety/ illness.
Basically I can be sympathetic to a point but bitch you got to nut up or shut up and it's been enough years now that you should have been slowly recovering.

Edit: anyone enabling her at this point is honestly an asshole and just trying to make themselves feel better

At this point Beggy is guilty of the very same behaviour people rag Albert for - "wah wah muh mentulz", "wah wah, muh past" but doing absolutely fuck all about it

They are very similar but Thumb gets a pass because she's not Amber, and oooh she once whispered she wiped Amber's ass (which we all knew anyway)

She's trash and idgaf if she's dropped the Y and I sure don't give a fuck she "only goes by they/them NOW" either - you're a single person (albeit the weight of at least two) and I'll continue to refer to you by the single 'she'

Bottle is pretty good and for some reason they piss Amber off and have never said a word. Just for recaps of her video, nothing outside of that. But it's funny

They also piss off Reddit 'cos Raycis!!!!!! REEE' so that's another plus point lol

Only reactor I (sometimes) watch is my fellow Bong Snowflake, but he pisses me off with the pronoun bs as well, plus Amber has made even a feeder arc boring so I mainly just catch up here

 

[Holy T_Rex]

MPB was the poster boy for gay fat failures talking shit about other gay fat failures online. Amber may have eaten her way through semaglutide at least three times at this point but Micky B Sweaty had weight loss surgery twice and is still a fat fuck.*


*if my gorlworld autism serves me correctly

Edit to avoid double posting: Idk if Becky draws like a sped because of *insert sped affliction here* but she's definitely too fucking lazy to learn/ develop her own art style. Even toddlers draw things from their imagination and not just the same Nah-Roo-Toe manga panels over and over again.

The only thing I can say is that (and my knowledge is limited, so if I'm wrong I'm sorry), Neckie at least didn't lie about being raped and beaten by an ex (when she probably was the molester), molested by friends/family members. She's a useless thumb like e-beggar, and of course she's not the moral meter, but at least in my view she stands a couple of steps higher than Hamber in that regard.

I often ask myself why I'm so entangled in the life of a useless, gargantuan piece of shit of a person, and I think the fascination is the abyss of stupidity she floats (rolls) in, in a deadly combination of a fat but void cranium and zero morals, zero intelligence, zero culture, zero love for anything besides her, zero curiosity, zero aspirations, zero empathy, zero personality, zero talent, zero will to live as a useful creature, at least not to die with the regret of having lived loving so much yourself you ate yourself to death like an obese ouroboros. the longest videotaped suicide in history.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Bottle is pretty good and for some reason they piss Amber off and have never said a word.

Thanks for the recommendation.

I often ask myself why I'm so entangled in the life of a useless, gargantuan piece of shit of a person

It's like wildlife watching, except with deathfats you don't need binoculars.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't think that Beck(y) is a "bad person" in the way Amber is, she's just a room temperature sped who had a taste of the good life, living off of someone else's money while she spent her days painting by numbers in a benzo induced haze and is reluctant to give it up. Obviously her new gf/wife is of a similar persuasion or she'd tell Becky to get the fuck offline and stop milking her past relationship with a lolcow for internet asspats and gofundme bucks a couple of times a year.

There is no need for anyone to "clap back" or whatever about Amberlynn. We all know she's a terrible person. We all know she's a compulsive liar. We all know that if she says the sky is blue then look out the window to check. Let Amberlynn scream into the void, her proof of her accusations is LEEDURUHLLEE "trust me bro".

I think at this point, the only thing that would be new and legitimately interesting (not fake drama and pearl clutching moralising) would be undeniable security footage of her doing the heinous shit she's accused of.

If it's not that, it's not new and it's not groundbreaking.