Beetus knuckles, books and BORING
We open to Amber wearing something that reminds me of placemats I've seen at IKEA once. It is still January 13th. Says she's feeling "motivated", citing such things as her cameo, merch, and her girlfriend (read: bish broke and she gotta make feeder tax). Oh my God, can she shut the fuck up about how she doesn't eat as much takeout already? No one fucking believes you precisely because of stuff like this, Ambergris. Normal people, who ideally don't have track record of lying (or pet killing) for 10 years will usually be believed when they say something once. Ahem. After blathering about how much better she's feeling, we switch to a new scene and erm? Ew.
Maybe it's just the lighting, but her mitts look especially grubby today.
You could fist the next hobo you see on the street and your hands would look cleaner that hers.
Also lmao at those cringe ass rings.
Said her nail broke off and she didn't even notice (didn't she mention that in the previous video already?). Tells us she's been scrapbooking a lot (also junk journaling and trash journaling? Is this gorl speak or is my vocabulary lacking?). After more irrelevant nail talk, including how she wanted to bite all her other nails off (I suppose she must be extra hungry...), we're now in from of her shelf with all the perfumes so y'know we're about to get an industrial fertilizer's load of shit.
Says she's in her reading era again (actual reading or audiobooks?). Claims she's always loved to read, and that she's always been a good and fast reader (wasn't she in a literal sped class? Not even being mean here, but she was in special ed, correct?). Claims her favorite genre is psychological thriller and she read The Housemaid, by Freida McFadden, which she supposedly read through in 24 hours. She says it was...ok, come on, let's be real, no one gives a fuck about her generic vapid opinion on this book...or anything. She also talks about the movie adaptation coming out this year, starring two actresses she likes and how she started the other book.
Also sidenote but what is that blotch on her chest?
Goes on to talk about her merch and how much support she's gotten. Says how she always wanted to do it but didn't have the motivation to do it
herself. (Ahhh, so you wanted someone else to do it for you, got it.) No links yet, so her shitty merch is not unleashed upon the world yet.
Before we get to the "weigh-in", fatty once again annoys us with how she's feeling so much better without fast food, fatty pats her shelf some more about how she's stopped smoking delta 8 and stopped vaping. Also praises the semaglutide for having "B12" in it (I assume she's talking about the vitamin? Though ngl, it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't know...also if you bothered with actually eating healthy, you'd know you can find Vitamin B12 in a lot of fish and meats.)
Tells us she's been experiencing side effects like nausea and diarrhea. Hm. She mentioned that happened on the previous run of semaglutide too. Let's call it Chekov's Steaming Sharts. Says some bullshit about food noise, idk if that's legit, sounds like some pseudoscience shit (alr just looked at it for 5 seconds on google, looks like a lack of willpower/fatty brain type deal). Ok but, this seems like a psychological issue, so the semaglutide's not gonna do shit methinks. She lists us weight stats we already know for ourselves, and- oh yeah
@Holy T_Rex since you asked about her weigh in before...
This is literally all we see of the weigh in. So yeah, it'd be pretty easy to some fuckery off-screen.
504.0lbs
The End.
