Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Suwannee]

We know this is a lie because 1. It's amber 2. Amber doesn't help put groceries in the car, she waits at the front of the store and has her chauffeur pick her up and 3. What a crock of shit, that never happens, to anyone.

She wants us to believe men and women just randomly come up to her, a 600lb beast, all the time, and just tell her how beautiful she is. Sure OK. Like I said, that never happens, even to actual pretty people.

In all the shots of her she's very very low, I believe she's back to using mobility scooters.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

In all the shots of her she's very very low, I believe she's back to using mobility scooters.

She was never NOT using them in stores where they had them. She only walks when it’s the only option for her.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Hambo is likely Pedolynn. I dont care how you try to justify it, "she's just mentally stunted at teenage years" or try to dismiss it "she's a woman and a lesbian they are NEVER pedo!". She's a sick freak with pedo tendencies that have been on display for years. Casey, Libby... the immaturity of the other girlfriends...

My hot take on this latest is she followed the site/account accidentally on her main account. I would believe she has a sock account full of absolutely vile things.

Whether is sexual attraction to the young, or the ideology that she's wiser and can dominate and powerful over someone younger, or a combination of the two where she has fantasies of ruining healthy young girls/women(something she has never been)... Its going to get out eventually. Things have been leaking out around the edges for a while now and this is just the latest.

She's in the alphabet community, and the fetishist community, surrounding herself with degenerate culture. This is not a stretch. When it comes out down the line she's into some weird lolicon.. I'll repost this.

You are projecting male sexual deviancy (domination, powertrips, ruination of innocence etc.) onto an asexual deathfat woman. It's really weird that you keep writing fanfiction like this.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I was like ... What the actual fuck are SNEEZE BEANS .. Im missing lore..

She says SEASONINGS. I'm sorry I thought it was funny because she says everything so stupid and AI doesn't understand lol

https://youtu.be/V48492-cUWs?si=s0RNeZIDuh0nf1Zl

 

[lol cow supreme]

You are projecting male sexual deviancy (domination, powertrips, ruination of innocence etc.) onto an asexual deathfat woman. It's really weird that you keep writing fanfiction like this.

You protest so hard that heckin wamen cant be degenerate minor attracted people that I genuinely worry regarding the contents of your hard drives.

You know what other male sexual activity Hamber, the total sex kitten heckin lesbo is into? Lickin' puss.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You protest so hard that heckin wamen cant be degenerate minor attracted people that I genuinely worry regarding the contents of your hard drives.

You know what other male sexual activity Hamber, the total sex kitten heckin lesbo is into? Lickin' puss.

Promise you Hamber is not at all interested in licking anything except Ben&Jerry's.

 

[fukuyama]

SNEEZE BEANS

This is unironically how Jack Scalffatti says it after, what, 5 strokes? thoguht I was in the wrong thread for a second hah

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Oh god, I was lurking the last time the sperging about Amber being a pedo went down and it’s happening again
Kiwisisters can we all just agree that Amber is fat and we would not have sex with her?

 

[dfranki723]

Women can be paedophiles and degenerates.
Hammy most likely is not an actual paedophile.

There.

 

[Insulin reid]

Oh god, I was lurking the last time the sperging about Amber being a pedo went down and it’s happening again

Well when you do lots of pedo things and constantly say your a sexy sex kitten who loves sex and mentally is the age of a teenager..... yeah its happening again.

Kiwisisters can we all just agree that Amber is fat and we would not have sex with her?

If we're young enough its not going to stop her from trying.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't think that Amber is a pedo, but I do think that she is incredibly lonely and desperate for attention from whoever will give it to her. IMO, kids just find her fascinating because she's huge and buys them toys. Libby hung out with her and Destiny because it made her feel grown-up to go out to eat and possibly have a beer or two. They would also drive her places. Amber mistook the attention as Libby thinking she was cool and having "girl talk," She uses the little kids' fascination as them looking up to her or her being "good with kids."

 

[dfranki723]

I mean she also liked belittling Libby too, all the time.
Anything to be large and in charge.

It's easier to push around someone younger than you, it's Fat Cunt's bullying expertise shining through.
It's pretty clear she was jealous of Libby and was probably bothered by the fact she had more of a connection to Destiny.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

I mean she also liked belittling Libby too, all the time.
Anything to be large and in charge.

It's easier to push around someone younger than you, it's Fat Cunt's bullying expertise shining through.
It's pretty clear she was jealous of Libby and was probably bothered by the fact she had more of a connection to Destiny.

Imagine wanting so bad to be the center of everybody's attention - as if being an obnoxiously loud fat 600pounds spastic beanbag wasn't enough - that you have to belittle a 15 yo girl to feel good about yourself.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I remember during that era she said 15 yo libby was her best friend and she was nearly 26. I can understand a mom saying that about her teenage daughter but not your roommates sister.

This is a younow where Libby is 18 and calls in. You can see the jealousy all over Ambers face because Libby is in college and seems mature. It’s brought up that Libby resembles Kate winslet which makes Amber fume because Becky’s there.

 

[dfranki723]

I remember during that era she said 15 yo libby was her best friend and she was nearly 26. I can understand a mom saying that about her teenage daughter but not your roommates sister.

This is a younow where Libby is 18 and calls in. You can see the jealousy all over Ambers face because Libby is in college and seems mature. It’s brought up that Libby resembles Kate winslet which makes Amber fume because Becky’s there.

Scrolling through the comments on that and well well well...
Look at this almost spot on prediction. Just switch out E and R for Emily.

Fuck you Hambo.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Hey so I definitely missed it because I've been gone from the Farms for awhile because reasons but do we know for sure Emily is unemployed right now? Obviously it's a completely reasonable assumption that taking a month off of work would get anyone fired and I'm sure Amber blowing up her phone when she waas at work (because we all know she did) didn't help, I just want to know whether it's speculation or a confirmed thing.

 

[Chocola]

i can see amberlynn def being into ddlg, if she was a normal weight person. she really loves being called babygorl, which is such a cringe pet name, imho.

as it is, yeah, no way she has any sexual drive

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

i can see amberlynn def being into ddlg, if she was a normal weight person. she really loves being called babygorl, which is such a cringe pet name, imho.

as it is, yeah, no way she has any sexual drive

She’s had very limited actual sexual experience if any at all. (The hickeys don’t count)

Her entire attitude towards anything sexual comes off very sophomoric. The 13 year olds on COD saying they banged your Mom sound more credible than she does.

 

[FatalTater]

i can see amberlynn def being into ddlg

There are pictures of Amber and Krystal with pacifiers trying to look like little kids out there, and she did enough childish stuff when she was with Jade Francis to solidify it in my mind that Amber would love nothing more than to do adult baby roleplay for cash.
Kinda explains what sort of audience she wants to cultivate.
Ew.

 

[pick me gorl]

Hambo is likely Pedolynn

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I do not believe Amber is a pedophile. I do not believe she is attracted to children. I do believe she is thoroughly fucking retarded and narcissistic, which explains everything she has ever done. The only thing she feels genuine attraction to is food and herself.