Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Third Kiwi Account]

I remember her going to the hospital sitting on a blood soaked blanket which they had to dispose of.

There were also pics of the bloody mess she left in Eric and Ricky's toilet and bathroom floor that they had to clean up.

Someone hold my hair again.

My lord. And I thought she was a walking biohazard BEFORE hearing this

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Sweet mother of fuck, what IS that thumbnail? Full day of eating? Fucking hell. AND it's over 20 minutes long?

Fuck.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Big Baby whines and eats and whines.

January 27th. Girl looks fat as she can be (no really, she's gargantuan.) "My brain is not working." No shit. Is wahh wahhing over the loss of Emily Franz. Privated a video that was meant to go live of her and Emily Franz. More bullshit talk about her 10 day series. Talks about some items that Emily left behind and insists this isn't her fault. Goes back to talking about "As someone with BPD" and her upcoming consultation. Guise she cried the entire night last night, she didn't even know that was possible wahhh wahhh wahhh wahhh I woke up with a headache wahhhh.

Weigh in: 502.6 lbs. Stll a fat fuck. This is followed by medical and calorie spergin from fatty. Sidenote: I noticed she's swaying from side to side a lot in this video, even while sitting. Is this genuine or just a faked symptom of panic as she's without a caretaker? More cryeen and hurdeen during the livestream.

Waddling shot as she whines and not-cries. She started bawling her eyes out when she saw the dried up roses Emily got her for her birthday. More whining.

An hour later and the eatfest begins. Leftover noodles with parmesan and ground beef I think.

Claims this is only about 600 calories.​

Next she drinks milk directly out of the container. Fucking disgusting ass pig. Tries to justify this pigotry by saying it "feels better" or some such shit. Anyway, chases that shit down with some Dr Pepper Zero. What else. Has a snack of Duke's sausages, hot cheetos (ahh, memories of better content) and a string cheese. Claims 270 calories. And another Dr Pepper Zero. Does this bitch even know what water is at this point?

Makes herself a sandwich. Whoe grain bread, iceberg salad (lol), bacon, red onion, mayo, mustard, salt, black pepper. Whole sandwich is supposedly 462 cals.
Is feeling snacky. Tries the fruit pearl things. "ooh that smells really good though" tastes it and looks like she just discovered cold fusion. Bitch, it's literally just frozen juice and fruit. Also eats a yasso bar. I think all of that shit was 180 cals. Now that the pigging out is over, fatty goes back to whining. Also drinks milk from the box again. Bruh imagine being at a point in your life where drinking milk is the highlight of your day. Claims the intake of the day to only be 1722 cals And it's finally over.

STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH, WAHH WAHH WAHH, I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT!
No shit though these videos have become awful.

 

[junkiemoth]

This is under the assumption that no one in the daycare tried to get her help. I bet 100% that they were telling her to do something about it or tried to help her and I'm sure she screamed and bitched and moaned like the 600 pound cat killer she is. They probably just stopped at some point because if she didn't give a fuck why should they. Plus they are white trash who probably went nose blind and just left it as is because they knew the writing was on the wall at some point. Hopefully she's dying they all thought.

A good point of evidence was when big Al says she's going to be dead in a few years and Becky tells her to do something about it. Becky is shitty but I doubt there's no way she didn't try to get al into the ER when she was gushing clots. I also believe she exaggerated. Her ass was not bleeding that heavy all the time for years. It probably happened often enough but not all the time.

Didn't Creepy Rickie work as at a slaughterhouse or something? For him at least, the stench of blood and gore was probably nothing new. Eric was just riding the grift wave until it dried out.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I do love how their solution to the free bleeding problem was just to banish her to the floor mattress.

 

[Janai]

waking up with a broken heart, full day of eating with calories, & weigh in | vlog​

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[It's All So Tiresome]

No shit though these videos have become awful.

It was always awful, but it's a slightly new type of awful recently. Made worse with competing avenues for Ambo content.

The issue I am having with her content now is that she is all over the place on the calendar. Her recorded videos are a mix of 2-3 week old clips with current revelations mixed between. The live streams are current but she is addressing things from the past because her videos are all old, plus the live streams are unwatchable, even Foodie has a crazy frog music bed and flies hanging out you can watch. The Instagram is the closest we get to actual content with an easily discernible timeline these days, and it's where she has the most insufferable attitude and filters. But at least the Instagram she acts a bit more like the bitch she is and is all smug. Oh and can't forget the TikTok where she shakes her shelf ass for all the fetish views.

The actual content itself is the exact same in reality. Eats > Plans to eat > Eats > Plans to not eat > Eats > Ruins some dumb woman's life > Plans to Eat > Eats and so on. All that really changes is the outhouse shirt, the red shirt, the forest green shirt and don't forget my personal favorite, the animal hair covered black shirt.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The mini milk gallon just makes it look like a giant is drinking from the milk jug.

On the bloody pics... I like how if you zoom in you can see her big fat bloody bigfoot foot prints tracked on the floor. Couldn't even make an effort to not get it everywhere. I also enjoyed seeing her long skinny turd in the toilet. I bet all of her turds are soft and long.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

For anyone who cares, based on some of the math for calculating blood volume, Hamber at a weight of 504 would have between 7-8 liters of blood or 7-8% of her overall weight. She damn near has one and a half times the amount of blood an average weight man might have (5 liters). Makes me wonder if her bleeding as much and why there were no other side effects from her free bleeding mattress era.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

At this point she has posted more "woe is me" crying shit about the fallout with Emily and her mentulz more than she has about losing Rarity.

 

[1039]

I thought I remembered that too, so I went back through the thread and had a look. Seems we are correct.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-6585663

it's been said there's a super long turd in the toliet . not sure what she was thinking posting that, like the blood wasn't enough for us.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember at the beginning of the wipey era that she said if she would’ve been with Jade during the cancer arc then she would’ve forced her to see an OB and the cancer could have been prevented.

I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.

Being in her feelings over Emily gives her the excuse to make feeder porn and act like it's comfort binging, with the extra bonus that the idiots watching who still think Amber wants to lose weight will rush in, to comment with encouraging diet advice, giving the channel more traffic.

Amber doesn't have to have a high IQ to make a living, she just has to be slightly more clever than the members of her audience and I cannot be alone in thinking that anyone seriously watching Amber shouldn't be left unsupervised.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

First time seeing these. Oh. My. God.

How can one claim to be a hypochondriac and completely ignore this for years?!

Willful ignorance to that extent is a terrifying thing.

All I'm really hoping for is that she dates another dark skinned individual so we get wigger-lynn again, I miss the beats and jordan wearing EBT cosplay she used to do when she dated jade.

Remember when she said her hair was "randomly turning curly" too lmfao

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

That new video was boring and tedious as always, Hamber is drinking milk like a 13 year old boy who thinks its cool.

 

[Fee]

I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis.

I don't think she was intimidated by her, I think that Amber thought everybody thought she was so cool to be dating a black girl. Like with Emily Amber thinks everyone thinks Emily is so hot and Amber has something everyone is envious of which isn't true even a little bit I think she thought the same thing about Jade. We know jade looked like a black pug dog with an underbite but Amber thought everyone was so envious of her and her black girlfriend.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

That new video was boring and tedious as always, Hamber is drinking milk like a 13 year old boy who thinks its cool.

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She really loves Melk.. and she has never EVER made feeder content you guise... for money

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.

I think you’re probably right. Once when she was doing a Q&A someone asked if she was more dom or sub, she said that she’s always been dominant (if you consider food aggression being dominant lmao) but with Jade she’s suddenly submissive
I think it was because Jade is a stud with a lot of masculine energy and the fact that she was far more intelligent and mature than Amber.

(And if Alexis is to be believed, Amber got physical with Jade first and and Amber immediately got a taste of her own fat medicine, so that probably didn’t help lol)

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

The mini milk gallon just makes it look like a giant is drinking from the milk jug.

On the bloody pics... I like how if you zoom in you can see her big fat bloody bigfoot foot prints tracked on the floor. Couldn't even make an effort to not get it everywhere. I also enjoyed seeing her long skinny turd in the toilet. I bet all of her turds are soft and long.

I did not like the big fat bloody Bigfoot foot print. I did not enjoy seeing her long skinny turd.

She’s also fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Jerbear89]

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still fat and ugly like always

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.

And yet she still managed to have Jade participate in a post breakup video, make a big show about what an amazing and great person Amber is, and drive hours to move her ass to Oklahoma.

Jade could have just packed her shit up and walked right out of that house after the breakup.

I suppose the only way any of this could be explained is if ALR paid Jade for all of the above.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

im sorry im bored