Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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How great would it be if Wipey came out to "share her story," too? Amber still can't keep her fake name out of her mouth. Amber is asking for whatever might come to her.
Jade Francis of New York is a cow in her own right. First of all, dating Amber, let alone leaving hickies all over her tarnished-sweat-dead-skin-encrusted neck is fucking disgusting. Second, she would never because there's so much that happened throughout their relationship that makes her look just as bad as Amberlynn: the polyamory, trying to convince Amberlynn to take dick, the alcoholism, cigarette smoking (all while Amberlynn says that's "disgusteeeeen" on live while secretly vaping like a pussy), pushing fatty to the floor and not helping her up (lol), the "food dom" stuff (ew). I do wonder if she got all the tattoos she dedicated to ALR covered up though.
 
My favorite is how she brushes covid off as just another bout of cellulitis. Like bitch what? Ive been following Amber for ages and though she has mentioned cellulitis, she keeps the majority of her stank skin private because it is a FAT girl problem unless your job is interacting with fats like Amber the fat. Cellulitis should not make a monthly visit. But she assures us she never gets sick. I'm not a smart boglim but I know how a weeping water balloon works. Shes been extremely lucky that her grime has stayed skin level so far. One prick of her already seeping lymph sacks will be all it takes like an overdue fault line in an earthquake zone (and she is a walking earthquake zone).

Get better soon Amber, I hope the two cans of moms canned chicken noodle that almost-daddy dropped off on the way to the smoke shop helps soothe the heffalump inside... watch yourself on the tin lids, I know you gots the eXcOriAtiOn DiSorDeR and you want to keep your skin fresh and seepy dewy for your new feeder!
 
Has anyone heard Amber mention what's happening with tiktok? She's become the poster child for being a stupid, abusive, fat, cunt. Her covid video was on there before it was on here being laughed at. I bring this up for 2 reasons, it's hilarious that people are using her as an example of the worst red flags they can think of and we might get a bunch of new fags because tiktok is digging up some old lore.

Just showing the general attitude towards her.
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Fun fact, if you search “Amberlynn Reid” on TikTok, you get an “ACCESS DENIED” error.

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You have to look up her username (rarityycat) to find her or people reacting to her bullshit. I have never seen any other site just carpet block mention someone like that they would about sensitive topics like eating disorders and suicide to legally protect their asses.
 
Fun fact, if you search “Amberlynn Reid” on TikTok, you get an “ACCESS DENIED” error.

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You have to look up her username (rarityycat) to find her or people reacting to her bullshit. I have never seen any other site just carpet block mention someone like that they would about sensitive topics like eating disorders and suicide to legally protect their asses.
It's been that way since 2020. She's eating disorder content. You just have to use tiktok the way most do now, hashtag speak due to them censoring everything.
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Jade Francis of New York is a cow in her own right. First of all, dating Amber, let alone leaving hickies all over her tarnished-sweat-dead-skin-encrusted neck is fucking disgusting. Second, she would never because there's so much that happened throughout their relationship that makes her look just as bad as Amberlynn: the polyamory, trying to convince Amberlynn to take dick, the alcoholism, cigarette smoking (all while Amberlynn says that's "disgusteeeeen" on live while secretly vaping like a pussy), pushing fatty to the floor and not helping her up (lol), the "food dom" stuff (ew). I do wonder if she got all the tattoos she dedicated to ALR covered up though.
The Hand is the worst out of all the butch dyke gfs. That entire era gave me the creeps. The fucking "babeh" pet name, the not-so-subtle DD/LG role playing ON CAMERA. Jade probably thought she could be an irl cow wrangler and daddy dom Amber into getting WLS, but she had to find out the hard way that nothing will ever step Amber from getting her 20 piece nuggies, not even the possibility of getting cancer again.
 
What's worse is the vlogs are 2 weeks behind so it's like groundhog day
I just imagined a scenario where a clock radio goes off, Amber Lynn wakes up, hurples into the bathroom, takes a Covid test, and has a sloppy, sobbing, red-faced, gaping-maw toddler meltdown because she has Covid. And then it happens the next day. And the next. And the next.

BRB gotta fly to Hollywood and sell this masterpiece.
 
Maybe it’s just the lighting but one half looks like white rice the other looks like brown rice
You know what that means…
fat lol
God DAMN the unfortunate circumstances of not being fucking BLIND. The toy inside of her wretched twat made my stomach sink. The fact that the diagram is accurate, but also, that it’s sparing our souls by being LESS gross than the real thing
Amber's definition of binging is eating more than what she normally eats. If she was bingeen she would be gaineeen. She is just eateen to maintain.
I almost forgot about that definition and it sent me again.
Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.
I’m a walking power level at this point because I feel I’ve got a lot of insight into her specific brand of upbringing, so sorry if I’m obviously retarded. There’s a lot of dumb shit I did as a kid that is related heavily to me being a product of meth and not having a good home life - but I’m around Amber’s age and grew the fuck out of it. At no point can I imagine myself being shoo happy you guise at doing retarded shit like eating uncooked pasta noodles and talking to my toys like when I was seven. I don’t care what kind of ABDL kink she has or what age regression trend she saw on TikTok, grow the fuck up. So many people are abused as kids in one form or the other - it isn’t an excuse to just GIVE IN to your abused childhood self and surrender all self control.

Rant over, excuse my sperg, but I realized that she’s just perpetually replicating some twisted ‘what if I don’t have food’ scenario in her head that just plays nonstop (as if she’s ever gone hungry lol), and that extends to any material good. She’s terrified of going without, which is common with neglected kids, I know, I know, but she just.. has no limit. It’s almost fascinating. Funneling as much as she can inside of herself to claim ownership of the food by CONSUMING like a hog is so disturbing.
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The only thing i have to say is; She went to the vet to get wasabi and twinkie their yearly vaccination but didn't get them microchipped. gotta be rage bait atp.
It’s fucking COVID. Didn’t we realize the shit isn’t as crazy as they led us to believe in the beginning a few years ago? It is very humorous watching her bawl though.
 
Oh my God, Hambo decided (for the 200th time) to be shooo private you guise about her “love life”. IMHO fat Al has never been an interesting cow on her own - the interesting part is how INSANE and RETARDED her interactions with other people are. Or maybe how she just becomes a totally different person depending on what retard got caught in her orbit. It’s our fault for finding EMILY’s kink accounts ig. This is not a punishment you guiseeee as if listening to this fat bitch and losing braincells isn’t a punishment enough. I give it a month and either we get Wipey 2.0 except it’s Thomas (NOT Tommy!!!!!!!) or she somehow finds someone else retarded enough to put up with her. If the COW-VID doesn’t finish what Fed Bundy started.

Edit: thought COW-VID was funny
 
being an antivaxxer is more cringe than anything amberlynn has said or done lol
It's a race to see if the myocarditis or a stroke from an experimental vax gets her before the fat does. She only had one dose, though. It'll be fine. I'm sure the fat will beat out the blood clots.
 
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