Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh my God, Hambo decided (for the 200th time) to be shooo private you guise about her “love life”. IMHO fat Al has never been an interesting cow on her own - the interesting part is how INSANE and RETARDED her interactions with other people are. Or maybe how she just becomes a totally different person depending on what retard got caught in her orbit. It’s our fault for finding EMILY’s kink accounts ig. This is not a punishment you guiseeee as if listening to this fat bitch and losing braincells isn’t a punishment enough. I give it a month and either we get Wipey 2.0 except it’s Thomas (NOT Tommy!!!!!!!) or she somehow finds someone else retarded enough to put up with her. If the COW-VID doesn’t finish what Fed Bundy started.

Edit: thought COW-VID was funny
i've always attested Hamber has only been interesting to those with investigative mindsets who want to see her say the opposite of her actions. Sure foodie has done hilarious things but when she's being boring most of the interest is in detecting the lies, but Amber has never dont anything interesting, but its interesting to all of us to detect those lies. She calls those who watch her for this reason "haters".
 
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Not to stop all the vaccine talk;
This video was posted a week ago. It's got half a million views and almost 1000 comments of people making fun of her (some very creative),, and she gets none of the benefits. As obsessed as she is about money and her very real lawyer, do you think she's going to start going after these creators? These short form creators are so much more popular, does she have a chance?

(If I'm being honest, I don't get you youths and your meme videos like this. But please keep making them about fatties)

Edit: I just realized that I want her to get mad about people on tiktok making money off her so she will shut the fuck up about her ✨ accountability journey✨. My bad
 
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The only thing i have to say is; She went to the vet to get wasabi and twinkie their yearly vaccination but didn't get them microchipped. gotta be rage bait atp.
Thanks. "watch me get covid for the first time ever" I'd love to be able to say something clever about this, but I think the title speaks for itself.

Opening shot of Amber looking RETARDED. Braid top hair, pink butterfly clips in hair, pink triangle earrings. It is February 7th, Mommalynn's Birthday. Explains her retarded look away because mommy likes her special little girl looking extra. Claims that all people who wrote reviews for those things were "women her age".

So we don't get to see shit from the birthday, the next shot is her sitting on that fucking couch. She wants to have a heart to heart with us, saying that some of us noticed she...hasn't been talking about how...heartbroken she feels and how hurt she is...??? WHAT!? Bitch, almost all of your videos for the last month have included in part you whining about how much you miss Tahmee (Emily Franz) and how much of a big girl you are for braving through the pain. She's chosen not to talk about those things? WHEN? Also at 7 months, this relationship was one of your shortest (if the breakup is legit). "The bond I shared with her was intense" is that whatcha call it when someone wipes your ass? Tries to make an argument with how she lived with her for 3.5 months, as though this was genuine love and not Hamboat trying to overextend to try to get a new caretaker.

"I don't know if you guys heard of women loving women relationships, we're like passionate and connect on every single level." Unless 'passion' and 'every single level' refers to domestic abuse, I don't know what you're babbling about. Says she will not talk about her love life from this point forward. If we get many more ultimatums like this, we will have nothing to talk about ever...except we know that it's bullshit. Bahahah, laments the way this relationship went because she wanted to show off Tahmee (Emily Franz) to the world. (Lol, fatty wanted to shove it in everyone's faces how she could land a brick faced uggo only for people to find out the tea on Jeffeeder Dahmer). She's gotta protect protect protect herself y'all.

The next day, it is now February 8th. She's taking the (remaining) pets to the vet. A few seconds of the vet waiting room before we're back home. Gonna try out black bean and Jalapeno chips. Says its not spicy enough for her, but likes it (shocker), before trying some garlic bread sun chips. Says they taste like garlic bread and she likes them (shocker).

We're back to the couch. Amazon haul, new slippers, new blush (she tries it out but I don't give enough of a shit about makeup to tell if it's worth a shit), more wax melts. We get an editinglynn comment, where she laments the fact they smell better in the bag and you can barely smell them once you use them (may just be your hogrendous odor covering it up). Also got band-aids, heart wreath Lego.

The next day it is February 9th. Shows all the videos she has scheduled. Says she wanted to do some laundry, but felt super sick. "I never get sick." Said by the woman who had cancer and who collected cellulitis cases like Pokémon cards. (Holy shit her trying to convince us she never gets sick goes on for a while, so you know it's bullshit.) Next shot. Amber is lamenting the fact she has more symptoms. She also lists loss of appetite. (Imagine if the coof is what causes our gorl to lose weight.) Bruh, asks what they're putting in the air to make mist to make our girl sick (I can' even tell if she's joking or not).

Next day, it is February 10th. Her condition has gotten worse. I- hmm. (I got nothing. I see this bitch saying she wants to wash down her tylenol with gatorade and I got nothing. Even as you're sick, you still don't want to drink water.) Looks like mommy brought meds and other items. DayQuil, NyQuil, AlkaSeltzer PLUS, Homestyle Chickennoodle soup, Sprite Zero, Gatorade. Claims it's been 5 years since she's been sick. Says she'll take a shower, hopes it will clear out her sinuses. Is doing a covid test.

Disgostang
EWWWWW
Holy fuck Amber looks gross as hell. LMAOO, bitch is crying that she has covid. Lol. Lmao even. Says she didn't expect anything to come out of the test. Always feared covid and says that her grandpa died from it. (Her pappy had a Covid Attack. Life's so short.)

The End.
Me thinking how the potential end to Hambo's story could be a disease that stopped being relevant yesteryesteryesteryear: 🙏
 
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.

Given the nature of the PedoLynn talk as of late, it's pretty weird to see her dress herself up like this. The timing of this "style" couldn't be more inappropriate if she tried.
 
It’s fucking COVID. Didn’t we realize the shit isn’t as crazy as they led us to believe in the beginning a few years ago?
No it's definitely still crazy for morbidly obese people, elderly people, anyone with a compromised immune system. COVID could be what causes amber to go lay down in bed and become bed bound for the rest of her life. Wishful thinking but COVID is serious.. I think her reaction is genuine because she knows she isn't as healthy as she's pretending she is. COVID could take her ass out
 
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.
I think it’s peak lunacy for her to say that her mom was the one that insisted she put all the sped-y hair clips in her hair.
A spouse/bf/gf might say “you look incredible in that dress, I love it when you wear it” not your fucking mom when you’re creeping your way towards being 40 years old. Probably one of her stupidest lies to date
COVID could take her ass out
but alas just like Chantal and her cockroach luck, she has this magical plot armor that keeps her from dying from conditions that would normally have killed other deathfats by now
 
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.

Given the nature of the PedoLynn talk as of late, it's pretty weird to see her dress herself up like this. The timing of this "style" couldn't be more inappropriate if she tried.
I checked Amazon and the reviews were either woman who got them for their daughters as a fun homage to their 90s childhood or woman buying them for bachelorette parties. I also wasn’t seeing pictures of woman in their 30s with them styled in their hair, just children

Side note, in snowflakes video today he mentioned in ambers last livestream she said she went to the hospital for the coof, so in 2 weeks we will see a vlog of Amber crying at the ER possibly.
 
I think it’s peak lunacy for her to say that her mom was the one that insisted she put all the sped-y hair clips in her hair.
A spouse/bf/gf might say “you look incredible in that dress, I love it when you wear it” not your fucking mom when you’re creeping your way towards being 40 years old. Probably one of her stupidest lies to date
I can actually see mommalynn pull that shit in an attempt to get her daughter out of her funk and back on track, hyping up her daughter so shes in a better mood and less self hating. Shes really trying to be a better mom but ambers such a Little Debbie downer that she can never be truly happy unless she's got some girls attention. Single amber is a miserable amber. Her mom has to be around her again because still no car no license and still codependant so she may as well try and make the best of things while amber spends time with her ( aka: running errands).
 
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I don't understand why a aqua teen print dress
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Gorl isn't max vaxxed.

And honestly, it's probably just a cold. Those COVID tests aren't remotely reliable lol
I think she's at the point a cold might even be deadly to her. I am super excited for the upcoming hospital episode
 
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I think she's at the point a cold might even be deadly to her. I am super excited for the upcoming hospital episode


I'm sorry for double posting idk how to combine
Just go look at a post you made. Find the "Edit" button. Click on it. See what happens next. It's on the bottom left when on PC. Disappears after a period of time, like two days or so.
 
Can't wait for her to be over it in like a week (thank you deathfat luck) and for her to tell us all how her brilliant incredible medical science-defying immune system heroically saw off a virus that has killed millions!
Honestly is she even really sick? Pretty weird she has a taste test and a wax melt smell test that she was like "THESE CHIPS TASTE LIKE NOTHING, THESE WAX MELTS SMELL LIKE NOTHING" just to turn out to have COVID lol
 
I get this nagging feeling we are entering the "Post Poo-pocalypse Chantal" loop where Emily is hiding off camera telling her pet cow what to do to make more money for them. It just feels like we are getting served a double helping of bullshit recently compared to the past.

IF THE REID STILL FEEDS, THE BOVID DOES NOT HAVE COVID!
 
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