Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Let me get this straight.. the 6XL 600lb woman is gonna be sent her “drug of choice” for free by this company co-signing her “influence”.

This could get good.

Wonder if Factor will pay for the piano box funeral. This might be the one time I hope people click the link.

I wonder if it's just a discount code lol

 

[pippeyyy]

One day reddit will realize that every Amber sub banned is because of ban evasion due to mama freethinker's absolute faggotry years ago. They went so insanely retarded that Amber is now an instant ban once reddit finds out. It's documented in the Amber hater thread. That was a wild time.

 

[Bogliacci]

Didn't that old hag narc alert get the one before this last one shut down?

 

[Jerbear89]

Let me get this straight.. the 6XL 600lb woman is gonna be sent her “drug of choice” for free by this company co-signing her “influence”.

This could get good.

Wonder if Factor will pay for the piano box funeral. This might be the one time I hope people click the link.

factor has "healthy" options but we all know this fat bitch ain't going to get those

 

[dfranki723]

Ha. the snark one is down now too.
They get all pissy and controlling with their subs but have their own little meltdown when Fat Fuck does the same shit to them.

You don't get to cherry pick free speech bellends.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I wonder if it's just a discount code lol

It is. She said she wasn’t sponsored. It’s the same code anyone gets who signs up.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Jade gave her that hand massager... She was clearly sick of giving Amby "light touches" on her hands. Only problem was Amber's catcher's mitt of a hand could barely fit inside it. View attachment 7049445

It's giving Patrick Star

 

[PropaGONDA]

Correction about Amber's "kissy dress" on her latest video. It's unfortunately a bra.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Hey reddit:

Here are some ideas for Amber subs. Pro tip: keep her name out of it. Also, try to make it sound as if you are interested in other YouTubers/reaction channels, even if all you want to do is say "AMBER IS FAT LOL!!!!" Don't give Amber any ammunition.

/weightlossjurneee
/orangechickens
/itsbeckysfault
/obesestreamers

You're welcome.

 

[FatalTater]

Correction about Amber's "kissy dress" on her latest video. It's unfortunately a bra.

So HoeBagLynn is out here stuffing her face on camera in her underwear with her hair in braids like she wore when she was a little girl?

Can we go back to the days of Chantal getting high and flashing us on her livestreams because Amber's latest shit seems far too degenerate for me.

 

[FarmVille]

Didn't that old hag narc alert get the one before this last one shut down?

Amber subs keep getting banned because the same users keep joining up. Even Reddit can figure out that if there’s 80% overlap between a banned sub and a new sub it’s probably about the same exact shit.

 

[Mekahineyho]

The subs are fucking lame anyways. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone on there to the same 2-3 posts “do you think she will ever lose the weight?”. A lot of them make posts directly to her calling out for her to get help or saying they are done with her.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Amber subs keep getting banned because the same users keep joining up. Even Reddit can figure out that if there’s 80% overlap between a banned sub and a new sub it’s probably about the same exact shit.

That's probably how most cow subs get nuked after the first time. Kingcobras faggy community never recovered from losing their sub. Oh well, no reason to long on there anymore

 

[PropaGONDA]

So HoeBagLynn is out here stuffing her face on camera in her underwear with her hair in braids like she wore when she was a little girl?

Can we go back to the days of Chantal getting high and flashing us on her livestreams because Amber's latest shit seems far too degenerate for me.

I haven't been following her for a while, but have been caught up more or less. From what I understand, people speculate it's because she is not even being subtle about making feeder content. She has to secure her next victims after all. Seems like Amber's gravy train is running low to the point she is getting desperate and finding other sources of income. This feeder stuff is basically SW content and I wouldn't be surprised if she has an OF or some other adult page. She's also hinting at doing mook-bongs, which is a huge moneymaker.

Either money is running low or Emily instilled a work ethic. It's interesting to see that she seems to be going in that direction after dating Emily.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Get ready for the influx of dumb posters.

Kiwi gorls keep winning

Oh yeah, if anyone doesn't know, Necky and Cassidy are gonna be on a podcast, that's seemingly the first episode, with Cassidy's friends. It's really gay and 10 years too late (for a podcast anyways). It starts this Wednesday, March 5th at 6pm(EST). I'll bet Hamber wishes she had an "Anxiety massager" right about now.

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@LukeWarmTea4u/videos
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Who wants to bet that Cassidy will shill a new top surgery GFM in exchange for old milk yet again? Because that worked so well the last two times I know of.

Jade gave her that hand massager... She was clearly sick of giving Amby "light touches" on her hands. Only problem was Amber's catcher's mitt of a hand could barely fit inside it. View attachment 7049445

Very hoof aesthetic

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The subs are fucking lame anyways. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone on there to the same 2-3 posts “do you think she will ever lose the weight?”. A lot of them make posts directly to her calling out for her to get help or saying they are done with her.

Don't forget the hourly posts by people looking to discuss how she smells in minute detail

 

[FarmVille]

The subs are fucking lame anyways. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone on there to the same 2-3 posts “do you think she will ever lose the weight?”. A lot of them make posts directly to her calling out for her to get help or saying they are done with her.

And going on about they/them “Beck” and manly man Casey and their “glow ups”

KF would never

 

[pippeyyy]

Don't forget the hourly posts by people looking to discuss how she smells in minute detail

Come on guys, have you forgotten about all the posts of orange chicken they eat, journals they don't use, and anything Amber has ever mentioned in a vlog that they just happen to also buy, being posted every 5 minutes to prove they totally hate her and are better than she could ever be.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

It's giving Patrick Star
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I'm getting Astro Boy's boots.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It’s not that exciting because ALR has never had phone sex or any other type of sex. Eating an entire rotisserie chicken is as close as it gets.

ETA i don’t believe she would ever entertain a relationship with a man because he’d want to run his peen all over her layuggs and she wouldn’t want that.

I think Hamber is still slightly intimidated by men (absolute mincing faggot doormats excepted) at least to the point that she would refuse to engage if she thought the guy was being entirely serious. My guess it's partially gay ops and partially just an instance of Hamber bullshitting back and forth with a coomer/troll because she was bored, kinda wanted attention, and thought it was funny. Alexis is the "source" and Hamber isn't bothered about it, so I'm inclined to think she was just being dumb but figured she may as well exploit for drama.

You all are being deathfat deep lore trolled. Wake up, white people.

Imagine letting this
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bully you out of a meager inheritance.

Becky was clearly reading her responses from a script wtf.

You're underestimating what a bottom feeder Neck is. She might have a higher IQ than Hamber (though not by much), but Neck is the type of failed grifter moron who, in a seeming paradox, will work their ass off indulging the whims of a meal ticket if it allows them to be unfathomably lazy when it comes to basic decision making. The type who ever only seems halfway functional and content if they've got some bossy cunt over their shoulder all the time telling them what to do, not that it'll prevent them from playing victim/martyr later once they're sure the bridge is burnt. If Neck had joined the military in her 20s rather than endlessly re-consume 90s children's media and enmesh herself with an online rat king of fat cluster-B lesbian drama, she would've been far better off. I'm not even entirely joking. She could've scraped by until her first opportunity to ram through a bullshit disability claim, scored a lifetime of meager subsistence on the gov't tit, and been the envy of her entire white trash grifter family by now.

Anyway my point is it's not farfetched this really happened. If I recall right they combined their finances almost immediately, Neck gave up any meager assets/income/gibs of her own and had to rely on Hamber's "generosity" anytime she wanted/needed anything, and Hamber kept the leash on tight enough to ensure Neck had no way to skim off the top or earn/borrow/beg/steal money from anywhere else without Hamber knowing about it. If Neck was fine with all that plus the other stuff up to and including Hamber bankrolling her ex's rent, alienating Neck's family and friends, berating her, demanding bed baths and ass wiping and likely worse, being a shitcunt about her trying to help with her dying mother on occasion, and making her life a humiliating public spectacle to boot, LMFAO ABSOLUTELY Neck would sit there slack-jawed and fatly letting Hamber take that money off her.

I am almost completely convinced Becky is being coached on this entire thing. My current suspect number 1 is Karina Kaboom. I just don't think a woman who got walked all over by someone as dumb as Amber could possibly be underhanded enough to release her "tea" on Tuesdays before the stream and answer the right questions in the right way. Not that I think she is lying but I do think she is saying things for reasons and it's not just off the cuff. There's a few moments from Mr Snowflake videos that also match eerily close to Becky's responses. He's my suspect number 2.

She was too dumb and lazy to capitalize off it properly until recently regardless, who exactly is currently exploiting Neck at present hardly even matters. But there aren't too many individuals who I'd imagine would be personally invested in any of this shit enough to be bothered putting in the time and effort involved to make Neck emotionally reliant on them, with all that entails, and then provide the detailed handholding involved in coaching the fat retard to effectively poke Fat Hamber with a stick. I've got one guess who could be that enmeshed...

I still think Dakota (the fiancee) has been her handler and the brains through this.

I'm willing to take Amber's word for it that she prefers women to men

Agreed with you that any sexuality of Hamber's is basically nonexistent at this point. It's been overwritten with whatever indecent satisfaction she gets from the process of planning, anticipating, and finally devouring her next meal. I have no idea about Hamber's "hardwired" sexual orientation and don't care to think too hard about it but who knows, it really could be as simple as a young Hamber having some sense that female caregivers/social workers/etc were more likely to have periods where they indulged her out of guilt and pity or easier to successfully manipulate whereas males were more associated with direct schoolyard bullying or loud, frightening methy chimpouts.

bro better not have any friends who know who alr is cause he will roasted to no end

Idk it's not impossible the dude had his friends listening on a Discord call laughing their asses off egging him on and helping him come up with the next obscene thing he should say to the gigantic delusional fatty. Young men exhibiting this level of immaturity to troll is about as likely as one of them doing it in earnest because he's having a rogue desperate coomer molment.

If this story is true, I hope that agent is one of the many shitcanned for being a worthless faggot on the taxpayer dime.

Please, don't be ridiculous. If glowniggers are dispatched to engage in this type of online activity it's for important stuff, like pushing tranny porn on reddit or ensuring every thread on 4chan's /pol/ is derailed into people just calling each other kikes by the 3rd reply.

Idk how you can go longer than 24 hours without a drop. Girl wtf. drink some water

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

It’s certainly working in Reddit. They’re chimping out over how wonderful water is and how important it is to stay hydrated. Try saying that to a bedouin, you easily manipulated fucktards. Meanwhile Amber is chortling in joy like the father in “Jabberwocky.”

Anytime a person gets overly and obnoxiously self-righteous online about some fat fuck drinking diet Gatorade instead of water, like I mean really refuse to let it go, I get curious about what their Torrid size is. There are tons of anorexics (real ones, not Tess Holliday/Jude Valentin ones) who almost exclusively drink retarded amounts of artificially-sweetened bullshit, and it's not like it's all that rare among ghetto trash across all weight ranges either, yet nobody a-logs about that.

Wow Neck has to go lay down it's so tired it had to move from the bed to the computer. I love how neckless is getting puppeteered by their haydur/fiancé.
We been knew all this, she stunk, left a snail trail of rot and fetid tissue everywhere. Like we have learned nothing new.

I think that's why the "choosy game" caused the uproar it did. We already knew or at least inferred through strong circumstantial evidence that Hamber doesn't shower, reeks, lies about things (badly), and behaves like a rotten bitch, there's nothing new to discuss. On the other hand the choosy game actually was new information, and if it wasn't especially dramatic or salacious, it was certainly fucking odd.

It baffles me to no end how she can just insist on this ridiculous lie and think people will just buy it. Or FBI Frank was real he was totally a troll and our gorl is even dumber for falling for this shit.

Trying to make sense of the FBI stuff and like…I am really twisting the logic to make it and even then it’s fuckin retarded.

Your mistake is giving Hamber enough credit to even attempt to take this as a lie told from one adult to another, where you feel obligated to address the flaws in its logic in order to categorically suggest it might be bullshit. That is the equivalent of attempting to analyze a piece of fiction written by a 5-year-old to pick it apart for internal inconsistencies or creative liberties that seem a bit contrived. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a fat retard is just fat and retarded.