Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

Did anyone save the video?
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Why is she capitulating to Amber? Amber has no idea what she’s talking about.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I'm using this time of no content to go through old posts and I saw something that caught my eye. So, while Amberlynn's vlogs are mostly nontent, there are some things during recapping that stand out, like how during one of her covid vlogs, she dumbfoundedly reported on "ice falling from the sky", seemingly not knowing what hail or sleet are.

So this one made me go 'hm'.

Writerlynn returns with another confusing non-sentence.
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"To the left of me we have beautiful skies..."
*pans to the right*
Never change you potato with eyes.

So, what happened here exactly, did she forget what hail was? Did she (++) use the wrong word back then? Is this a case study on the link between prolonged obesity and declining cognitive function? Was our gorl just extra quorky with Covid?

All of the above?
Also not exactly sure what exactly Amber hoped to accomplish talking to reaction channels but here's hoping it results in more false and homosexual drama .

 

[Witch Bitch]

Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?

Oh no Im sure Emily reveled in wiping ambers ass for her. Shes a size queen member? She loves em big, and that means all the grotest vile aspects that come with a 600lb human. Small victory that amber no longer cycles.

Eric Ricky and Beck truely experienced the most vile time. Peak weight, peak smug, peak filth. And yes. They deserved it you "beck was vile too" weirdos lol.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Hecticana just posted this (only good reaction channel currently btw)

If someone revealed My absolute off the wall way of wiping to the world, I would want the earth to swallow me and you wouldn’t hear from me for a good while. She’s been more active than ever and messaging dumb shit to people. The fact that she has zero nest egg to step away fully is insane.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't know why these people don't put it on Rumble or chop it up and put it on Twitter and quit being faggots about it.

 

[often puzzled]

I don't know why these people don't put it on Rumble or chop it up and put it on Twitter and quit being faggots about it.

Those options do not appeal to the terminally attention-seeking.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Why does Amber not go after Charlie gold? I just watched a stream where she watched the entire live on YT.

 

[chaoticgood]

Poor Amber is not having a good week!

 

[Artificial Baits]

Why does Amber not go after Charlie gold? I just watched a stream where she watched the entire live on YT.

She can't afford racism allegations. It's what happens any time somebody goes after Charlie Coal

 

[strange creature]

So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.

Spoiler

Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.

Spoiler

Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.

" It was a world only we knew"

 

[Fee]

" It was a world only we knew"

The second picture I can't really tell what exactly I'm looking at, the lady was 1klbs she can't detach her gut where is the rest of her can someone explain what's going on in that second photo?

 

[Bored with two cats]

So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.

Spoiler

Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.

Lol this week was not a good one for Amber, with now everyone knowing without any doubt she was the rebound of all rebounds. Curious to see how she will spin this.

 

[Major Pain]

Nice body shaming, Emily. If you gave Hamber half a chance she would've gotten world sized for you as well.

Edit : fixed spelling cause retard.

 

[janeir0]

Maybe if Amber carried more weight in her stomach like the dead ex Colleen, as opposed to in her treetrunk laygs and arms, Emily wouldn't have broken up with her. Wonder if she's ever thought of that.

 

[misscunthus]

The second picture I can't really tell what exactly I'm looking at, the lady was 1klbs she can't detach her gut where is the rest of her can someone explain what's going on in that second photo?

Spoiler: the explanation

I went and reread the r-a-p-e poem and noticed some parallels to the current situation. Truly Amber's magnum opus. It just needs a little adjusting here and there.

W-I-P-E
Whispers inch past echos (thanks chatgpt for this ambercoded garbage)
I used the wrong cloth

 

[Acceptable]

The second picture I can't really tell what exactly I'm looking at, the lady was 1klbs she can't detach her gut where is the rest of her can someone explain what's going on in that second photo?

Emily is laying kind of vertical at an angle on her lap. and her massive fucking stomach is plopped on top of her. idk if you have seen shows like my 600 pound life or anything but when you are that big.... you aren't perfectly round. you are extremely mishappen and blobby and you have lumps of fat growing out of you like tumors. its just a big fat ball.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Regarding sink corner butt wiping-

we're approaching this from a too normie view. We wipe our anus and a very small area around it so we're assuming Amber is trying to get the washcloth against her anus. There is simply too much (unreachable) real estate for this.

She's given up on wiping that bit, they'll sandblast it at the emergency room on her semiannual visit. She's using the corner to wipe the upper crack where poo gets squished up towards the bottom of her shirt, where the wiping stick drags it toward her waist.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Why does Amber not go after Charlie gold? I just watched a stream where she watched the entire live on YT.

I know, right? I guess Charlie assumes that live-reacting to Amber’s members-only content is transformational enough to avoid infringing, and she may very well be right.

Honestly, I think Amber is both too stupid and attention-impaired to realize that Charlie is back posting again.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Watching the Salty Crab recap this morning and she mentioned that Hambie copyright struck her video for commenting over pookie's "member's only" nontent. I've heard she paid some data collection company to try phonebooking Jordie but has she provably done this in the past with the intent to dox and extort or disseminate reaction channel's personal and family info?