Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KittiestKitty]

It's the Ides of March, and Hamber is getting stabbed from every direction by everyone she's ever known.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've heard she paid some data collection company to try phonebooking Jordie

Lol why would she do that? Kiwi Farms unmasked him for free months ago.

Say hello to Jordan Kinsey Fox.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I know, right? I guess Charlie assumes that live-reacting to Amber’s members-only content is transformational enough to avoid infringing, and she may very well be right.

Honestly, I think Amber is both too stupid and attention-impaired to realize that Charlie is back posting again.

Amber acknowledged that they know Charlie is broadcasting her streams. I agree with the person above that she’s scared of a racism scandal/scared of Charlie.

 

[SUPLEX CITY]

I agree with New & Improved Username's point that the main wipe target is the upper shit glued crack. I also have some thoughts on the steps and logistics.
Wash cloth should be damp, placed at a diamond angle over the corner. Fatty probably leans forward (a fall risk for sure), spreads cheeks, backs up on the corner and lets go. Now that the cloth is wedged between, it's been pulled up from the counter, and closer to her center of gravity to strain her arm behind, grab the top corner and pull it up through. Most likely splattering shit on the walls

Alternative to bending forward would be propping a leg up on the toilet, don't know if she'd be capable of raising her leg that high though.

 

[American Psycho]

I was just watching a stream about the recent crap scandal, and someone in chat said Amber has wiped all the Becky content from her channel.

Here's the link to her archived forum where every video had its own dedicated thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/forums/amberlynn-reid.85/

"WIPED" lmao

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

After several days, (God help my brain) I think I figured out the whole sink wiping thing. I think she used the sink to push the cloth into her very deep crevice and then used her hand to pull the washcloth up and out. I don't think Becky is lying. It's not something you can just make up. And Amber has not once, that I'm aware, denied it. Another possibility, Amber never showed her and said "I use the sink (for leverage) and a washcloth".

I have so many thoughts and questions about the stuff Amber has said recently, but did she show us screenshots to prove how horrible Becky was by showing us how horrible Eric was, or talking about Becky not working, but saying nothing about non-working, disability scamming Ricky.

Also, watched salty crabs new video on raglyn bleeds and wondering where she is getting her new personality from, the one where she keeps changing her voice to say certain sentences or just certain words, or the weird random noises she makes lately. At some points she is trying to speak with a British accent or southern accent. It's obviously something she never did before and it's extremely annoying.

 

[TardiX]

where she is getting her new personality from

It's a mix between Alexis and tiktok brain rot accent

 

[Pig Demon]

Why is every third viewer in ambers gorlverse have BPD. It’s getting old af. It’s a fairly uncommon disorder that only 2% of America has and they are all in ambers comments…

 

[American Psycho]

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Poor Amber is not having a good week!

this ISN'T about Amber????! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOL that's TOO fucking funny, I bet she's dying inside. I kinda thought they were still together on the DL, but this makes me think otherwise... and its hilarious!

 

[Cataloons]

Why is every third viewer in ambers gorlverse have BPD. It’s getting old af. It’s a fairly uncommon disorder that only 2% of America has and they are all in ambers comments…

They probably don't realise that you need to meet each criterion to a pathological level to be diagnosed. For example, "impulsive or reckless behaviors" deosn't mean you occasionally get drunk and write bad poetry, it means that you go on a four-day bender of any drugs you can get your hands on, or an evening of random unrpotected sex with multiple parters.

 

[Namastejo]

Ofc Amber is gonna bully salty crab because salty crab gets wayyy more views than amber at the molment. and her livestream recaps are getting a lot of attention.
I watched the video but didn't think to save it. In Ambers most recent live stream she took a narc test and lied on a lot of the answers and said "see you guise I'm not a narc" and thats a huge summary. The angel on here that did the recap went into detail if you are interested in the test.
I think salty crab should def reedit the video without clips and just upload again. She's able to summarize the livestreams without the actual clips so I dont see how this video would be any different.

She did, I just watched…but it’s totally not about amber it’s about “rag Lynn bleed”

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.

 

[handledegree]

I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.

I feel like paper towels would tear with the friction where a towel wouldn't. plus she has the money to waste since she doesn't have any savings

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.

Have you heard the sound they make when you rub them together? It's awful.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Maybe if Amber carried more weight in her stomach like the dead ex Colleen, as opposed to in her treetrunk laygs and arms, Emily wouldn't have broken up with her. Wonder if she's ever thought of that.

If amber wasn't such an insufferable cunt maybe Emily wouldn't have dumped her lard ass

 

[sperginity]

I think amberlynn should embrace this. She is an innovator in deathfat ass-wiping technology

 

[McBoogerBall]

Regarding sink corner butt wiping-

we're approaching this from a too normie view. We wipe our anus and a very small area around it so we're assuming Amber is trying to get the washcloth against her anus. There is simply too much (unreachable) real estate for this.

She's given up on wiping that bit, they'll sandblast it at the emergency room on her semiannual visit. She's using the corner to wipe the upper crack where poo gets squished up towards the bottom of her shirt, where the wiping stick drags it toward her waist.

This is horrifying and revolting to read, thank you.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

If amber wasn't such an insufferable cunt maybe Emily wouldn't have dumped her lard ass

This is it. Perhaps we Kiwis are so used to following insufferable deathfats and the 600lb life types we've missed that maybe there are ones out there that are nice people.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If Amber had any business sense she would make her own perfume: Raglynne - Unapologetically Authentic. Where Nature Meets Nurture.

 

[New & Improved Username]

If Amber had any business sense she would make her own perfume: Raglynne - Unapologetically Authentic. Where Nature Meets Nurture.

Spray it on the property of your enemies.