Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

Nothing that we didnt aleady really know. Desinty's not giving an actual fuck is kinda funny but they are all trash.

 

[ClandestineX]

idk destiny seems a little manipulative as well, but what lesbian isnt? I have not met one who wasnt as catty and vindictive as one could be. Becky is just low IQ, so its literally nothing.

Man I wish amber would get with someone who was smart, and they just clap back with what she needs. A hell no and grow the fuck up.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

The thought of ShitRagLynn, this filthy fat fuck, in a hot tub is making me physically ill.

Immediately thought of one of her soups

 

[pippeyyy]

ALR would give Dusty/Dana money and be upset they didn't use it to buy gifts for her

This is the most AmberLynn thing to ever AmberLynn outside of wiping her ass with washcloths on a sink corner. As long as Amber pays for those friendships, gifts will be expected, even if she pays for it.
I can't help but think of a better line to describe all of them.

 

[strange creature]

Here's a memorable mention from the stream due to how retarded it is.
Amber says that she's not that bad because she gave Destiny 20 dollars for her birthday.

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS?!?!?! ( you guise this fixes everything)

 

[bette davis]

this one made me lol

 

[Depressed_Oni]

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“My knees buckle” no shit bitch, you weigh as much as a Kia Soul.

 

[Jizzrag]

I’m watching the stream now, I’ll screenshot every text and post them in order when it’s done (2 hrs (edit: more than 2 hours, don’t have Adblock on the tv)) if no one does it before me.
Just don’t expect good quality, I’m taking them with my phone zoomed in on my tv, and I’m sure as hell not gonna crop them all lol. They’re easily readable.

 

[Baguette]

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Here's a memorable mention from the stream due to how retarded it is.
Amber says that she's not that bad because she gave Destiny 20 dollars for her birthday.

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS?!?!?! ( you guise this fixes everything)

Shit, my grandma used to send me more than that in a birthday card when I was like 10 years old.

 

[California King]

Probably old information since I dip in and out of the Amberverse. One of the censored names wasn't censored audibly and was Brook/Brooke.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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this one made me lol

God I love poetrylynn. More more writing made by big Al please. Best shit

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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Here's a memorable mention from the stream due to how retarded it is.
Amber says that she's not that bad because she gave Destiny 20 dollars for her birthday.

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS?!?!?! ( you guise this fixes everything)

Shit, my grandma used to send me more than that in a birthday card when I was like 10 years old.

These are two grown ass women arguing about money for birthdays like 8 year old siblings.
I’m genuinely confused why the takeaway is “Amber should have given her more money for her birthday” as opposed to “who gives a shit it’s $20 more than you had yesterday, you unemployed loser”.
Unless I am missing some context? Was Amber obligated to give this other grown-ass woman money for her birthday?

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Hey girl!!

Reminder that Emily, DARTHFEEDER, dumped you because you're fat, ugly and smelly

Sorry, I just had to. Top hat me if you must

 

[pick me gorl]

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this one made me lol

First, she hopes for someone to delay childbirth just so she can see Density, then she sends her cringy ass erotica whilst in a relationship with Beggy. I'm aware Hamber was completely in love with Density for the first half of her (or probably entire) relationship with Begs, but wow, that's just straight cheating. This and the having Density sleep with her in bed thing. Didn't she say the last time she cheated was on Casey at 17? lol

 

[Janai]

Was gonna come in here and most the more memorable SS but I see other farmers beat me to the punch. Gonna add this one though. The context is amber and beck wanted to go on a vacay around tax season time. Like jesus christ raglynn is a bitch.

Also did not realize how young destiny was when her and amber got together(I came around during beck era), Destiny was 19. I know the gap was only by four years, but when you are a teenager, just about fresh out of high school, you are soooo easily manipulated/influenced. I have a hard time feeling sympathetic to beck at times because she was grown and even if she didnt know what she was getting herself into, she found out quick and still stayed. But destiny is a different story because she was so young, and even then destiny STILL didnt put up with ambers shit as much as beck did.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

OMG so many screenshots (I'm not even going to TRY to collect them), but most of it was just confirming what everyone already knew; Amber's a needy, selfish, psycho bitch from hell. It was all pure insanity, but nothing unexpected. As she hasn't changed in any other way over the last decade, we can only assume that this is the same shit she tries on Kristine. A few points that MIGHT be interesting or relevant (but probably not):

• I retract my earlier statement about Amber having her own account and moving her YouTube/YouNow checks into it after breaking up with Destiny (like Amber told her audience she did; I know I know Amber lies). According to Destiny, Amber was still using Destiny's account after the breakup. When her YouTube and YouNow money was deposited (two different days of the month), she would pester Destiny to take it all out of the bank as cash, and then immediately drive over to deliver it to her.
• Amber talks about paying Destiny's electricity bill, but Destiny insists that never happened. The only things she paid for (during the post Destiny/early Becky era) was things like when they went out to eat. And that was because Amber was insistent that she needed to go out to eat despite everyone else telling her they didn't have the money to eat out. It wasn't her being "nice"; it was for her to get her own way (going to the movies/a restaurant). There are later text messages which conflicts with this statement, but based on the context of some of the text messages, it seems like the money Amber was spending on Destiny was small (an example was a $20 life jacket that Destiny needed for some reason).
• Destiny never formally moved out of the apartment with Amber. Her stuff was still there. Destiny couldn't really stay there though, because Amber kept the second room in a biohazard state in order to push Destiny to sleep in Amber's bed. Destiny retaliated by starting to bring Dana with her when Destiny had to go to the apartment. Destiny was also paying half of all of the bills on that apartment while Amber was essentially living alone there. And at the same time, she claims that she was also chipping in with Dana's rent and bills.
• While not living there, Amber would pester Destiny to spend most of the weekend with her, driving her on various errands, to the movies, Target (in Lexington), etc. (which we already knew). On the weekends, Destiny was also trying to clean the cat boxes, mounds of animal shit around the apartment (including Twinkie's shit, because Ambo never took her outside), and deal with the rank mounds of trash that Amber would leave in the house all week from all of her food delivery. Apparently, it was "IMPOSSIBLE" for her to take out more than 1 bag of trash because Rarity would try to get out (yet she never figured out that you're SUPPOSED to take the bags out one at a time as soon as it's filled with trash).
• Becky broke her ankle when she stepped into that pothole in the Save-a-Lot parking lot and she did sue the business. It was the exact same pothole that her aunt ALREADY stepped in - AND SUED THE COMPANY OVER!! GRIFT CONFIRMED.
• When Amber first started hanging out with Hannah and Rafe while Becky was working (before Amber moved into the gaycare), Becky didn't even know that was happening. Amber arranged all of that behind Becky's back.
• One Christmas that Becky and Amber were dating, Amber gave D/D $300 for a Christmas present. They used it for gifts for the kids in their family they were helping to care for because they were financially struggling at the time (when were they not?)... and then Amber was mad because Amber wanted that gift to be used to buy AMBER Birthday and Christmas presents. This was an example of Amber's "generous nature". She wasn't giving them a gift; she was sending them out to buy HER stuff.
• Amber would constantly get into fights with the gays, and would handle it like some grade school bullshit. Amber would forbid Becky from talking to Eric and Rickie because Amber was mad at them, and there would be constant tension in the house for weeks at a time.
• Amber had a group chat with the DDs that didn't include Becky, but threw a fit about Becky having a group chat with E/R that didn't include her.

A sample discussion. Based on the context, it sounds like Amber wanted Destiny to drop whatever she was doing in order to drive Amber to Verizon to deal with her phone. I typed it out to try and fix the typos/grammar issues while also saving you the half hour it took Density and The Neck to read it out (holy FUCK - paraphrasing Mrs Cooper from Big Bang Theory, but Becky is dumber than SOUP). Text in [] brackets is from me.

Spoiler: Sample Conversation

Amber: What time are you coming tomorrow?

Destiny: I drank too much last night and I don't feel very well. I don't feel up to it today.

Amber: Can we do it in [CITY NAME REDACTED] tomorrow? Becky has an appointment for her ankle tomorrow at 8am. We can do it afterwards.

Destiny: No, I only go to that one in [CITY NAME REDACTED]. Just leave me alone.

Amber: You don't have to just go to the one in [CITY NAME REDACTED] though. It can be any. I'm trying to make things easy for you.

Destiny: I don't care, Amberlynn. Holy shit, quit caring about yourself for one fucking minute. I don't feel well today. I'll do it next time you are home.

Amber: I never care about myself. That's the problem.

Destiny: Yeah, ok. Nothing with you is easy, BTW. You've always got to be complicated. I'm tired of dealing with you.

Amber: I'm sorry. Not trying to be complicated. If I could do it myself, I would have already had it done. I only ask for help when I truly need it now. Other than that, I try not to bother you. Yet, I gave you $20 for your birthday. I'm not that bad, Destiny.

Destiny: Woah $20. Not saying I don't appreciate it, but I'm struggling. I only asked for more so I could do my credit card payments and have some gas that way I actually could buy myself something, but nope. That $20 is going to gas and nothing else. Just leave me alone. When shit doesn't go your way you act like a 3 year old about it.

Amber: I'm sorry that I'm not bathing you in money. I was going to give you more money for taking me to Verizon and on top of that, give you my phone.
[Destiny responded "YEAH RIGHT!!" after reading this part out, hahah. We know Ambo ain't giving up her blackmail evidence!]

Destiny: I was just gonna ask for gas money and a new case for it.

Amber: And I would have probably done that.
[Probably?... So... likely not?]

Destiny: I just can't do it today.

Amber: I'm gonna call and see if I can swap phones by calling the 800 number.
[OMFG! Out in the middle of nowhere Kentucky in 2017? MAYBE still using GPRS/CDMA. (Assuming the new phone is compatible with the network) if her phone was GPRS she would need to move the SIM. If it was CDMA (which is long dead now) most companies had a web page where you could swap it online yourself (or just call their tech support). Anything newer than 2G/3G and you just MOVE THE SIM CARD. She had a bazillion phones since she was a teen and would have known that. This HAD to be just to fuck with Destiny.]

--- MESSAGES MISSING?... A NEW CONVO?... ----
(I'm not rewinding to fucking check!)

Destiny: No idea. It should not be too bad, like $20 at the most.

Amber: Are you gonna get my money out tomorrow and bring it to me?

Destiny: Yeah

Amber: You can get a life jacket if it is no more than $20 and if you swear on everything you'll bring me my money tomorrow.

Destiny: K

Amber: You're welcome

Destiny: Thanks, I'm still pretty sore at you though

Amber: Sore?

Destiny: Mad

Amber: Sorry

Destiny: It just doesn't make any sense to me but whatever.

Amber: I'm buying you a life jacket. Stop being rude. Seriously.
[No you aren't, Amber. The $20 life jacket is PAYMENT for Destiny letting you use her bank account AND delivering your paycheck in cash right to your front door, you entitled CUNT]

Destiny: Maybe I shouldn't because you're literally just gonna hold it over my head, just like you always do.

Amber: I just want you to stop being an ass. Have fun swimming.

Destiny: You can say you're nice and get shit for people, but when you don't get your way from them you hold it over their head that you did *this* and bought *that*. That's not how you treat people.

Amber: No one is perfect. I have shit I need to work on. I get it.
Amber: [large thumbs-up emoji]

They were ALL like this, but different topics. For example, the DDs car won't start, and Amber's throwing a fit because she's scared for her health and needs them to come over RIGHT NOW to soothe and entertain her.

I'm not sure what's worse; being a 500+lb, smelly, narcissistic DEATHSTAR-FAT fuckhead who has to grind her shelf on furniture to clean her ass crack... OR living a life that you've blown up so badly that you need to deal with CHOOSE TO DEAL with said DEATHSTAR-FAT fuckhead every time you need something as basic as a lifejacket. At this point, I think panhandling would have been a better option than keeping Amber in your life. Seriously, this all comes down to Rule #2 of the Amberverse (there are no winners in the Amberverse; only losers). Good job spilling the tea, Destiny. Now go away, please.

My favourite message (from a group chat with D/D and A/B):
Becky: ... and if y'all decide to come, I'll cook dinner.
Amber: Or we can order something to eat lol. It's literally the 31st. I wanna pig out lol.

Such a dainty gorl

EDITED TO ADD: @tasty humane burger Yeah, I couldn't make out the name of the older 'wife' (Destiny's lips looked like she was trying to say "Gwen" or "Quinn", but I'm just spitballing here and not certain enough to bet on it), but the one Amber was flirting with in that relationship was the 30something year old Brooke. Alexis recently played a voice memo from Amber talking about flirting with both Erica and Danielle (you know Danielle... the one from August 2023 who Amber was insisting was 'just a friend'?) and how both were married. So HomeWreckerLynn X at least 3 so far that we know of. (I don't know if you want to include Destiny's fiancee and call it 4... maybe 3 1/2?)

 

[Colonel Sherman T. Potter]

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'Caressing the inside of my chest'

I think that's called a heart attack?

 

[tasty humane burger]

I half listened to the start of the video whilst doing other shit. Destiny mentions two other people ALR was talking to between her and the Beckster. One was a married person in their 30s with an older wife (she didn’t specify or remember the persons gender) and the other was a woman. The names are redacted in texts and I think Becky cut out Destiny saying the names but at one point when Destiny is explaining this she says the name Brooke. I’m not going back to listen so that could’ve been in relation to a friend/coworker or a family member but just thought I’d share because it stuck out as a name I didn’t know from the Destiny era.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

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this one made me lol

Why does she have to be so horny all the fucking time. Nasty bitch.

 

[Janai]

this break is going so great for Amber. She absolutely cannot afford to take a break lmao