Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Didn't Becky very recently deny ever meeting Jade? Amber was very quick to call Becky a LAH about it in one of her recent lies and I'm inclined to believe her on that one tbh

If my alr autism serves me correctly Jade was flown in when Becky was away visiting family/ getting her affairs in order for handing over wiping duties and when she came back big Al made her isolate because of covid or some nonsense (despite Floyd Mayweather also travelling from fuck knows where to spelunk Amber's moist folds) so they might not have had much interaction but they definitely must have met each other... however if Becky was "friends" with Carbie Weinstein after they broke up she probably has messages from her bitching about Jade because Amber literally cannot shut the fuck up ever

Edit: recent LIVES even but recent lies is too good to take out

Amber lied about that. There is a live with all three of them in the same room and Amber treating Becky like shit.

ETA @pick me gorl I absolutely believe the reason amber never got with alexis is because alexis is too fat for amber. That fat fuck actually thinks she is better than other fat fucks.

Another ETA, sorry I'm being annoying. About Destiny being 19 when they got together, when Amber was 25, and yet Destiny is the one who worked and supported her. I remember when they needed money, Destiny was the one who pawned her things (not Amber and her ipod or Gameboy) Amber even sat her fat ass in the car talking to her phone while Destiny went to pawn her stuff.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I could swear I've seen them interact in the same room on a livestream before

They did, and people were commenting about how fucked up it was that Amber was sitting there acting all flirty and in heat like she does with every new caretaker lol

I’ll have to see if I can find the clip

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Via Bean Bag in a Curry at 6:11 she’s looking over at jade giggling while Becky is yapping.

It wasn’t the same stream but I remember in a different one where Amber was trying to show off her vacuum kisses hickeys by moving her hair around to make sure Becky could see them. A real AmberWhoreLynn situation type deal

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Becky has won me over by getting petty.

100% agreed. Sinkgate gave Amber some hardcore narcissistic injury that she keeps deciding to broadcast on the internet. Hilarious.

Amber also said on her IG the other day that she "literally does not care" about Becky and Destiny making a video together, and now she's talking about doing another livestream (and she will FOR SURE bring them up). Amazing, lol.

Wish Peetz would finally do the same but I guess Chantal discarded him completely instead of continuing to try to manipulate him like Ambie can't help herself from doing with every past associate.

Peetz is one pathetic motherfucker.

That said, it would make for some hilarious content from Chantal if Peetz finally grew a pair.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

My favorite part was Amber admitting that she in fact was not invited to hang out with Beck’s family.
In the vlog it was all “they invited meeeee but it’s such a long drive and I get swolleeeen”
Also what a manipulative bitch. “You don’t care, you don’t think of me, I will have nothing, I’m scared and alone and you aren’t coming” etc etc ad nauseam. $10 says she will pull the “it was a jooooooke” move she loves to use lol



Edit: added the “wasn’t invited” screenshot

 

[Mekahineyho]

My favorite part was Amber admitting that she in fact was not invited to hang out with Beck’s family.
In the vlog it was all “they invited meeeee but it’s such a long drive and I get swolleeeen”
Also what a manipulative bitch. “You don’t care, you don’t think of me, I will have nothing, I’m scared and alone and you aren’t coming” etc etc ad nauseam. $10 says she will pull the “it was a jooooooke” move she loves to use lol

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Edit: added the “wasn’t invited” screenshot

Mine is her not wanting a baby to be born because that means she can’t go buy groceries or lay in bed watching Walmart dollar bin movies with Becky eating junk.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This is my fave so far.

It's literally torture that Destiny isn't taking her to waddle around Target on demand fast enough so she can touch everything and point at shit.

She was elbow deep in Dana, Amber. Be patient.

What a goddamn nightmare she is, always has been, and always will be.

 

[bette davis]

2 hrs of Ambie's exes reading Facebook messages and giggling still isn't entertaining enough for me does anyone have any thoughts on my thoughts...

Spoiler: weed sperg

Amber mentioned something about Becky spending her money on weed (during a recent live) and I have been ruminating since then... has there been a theory that Hamber smokes weed? I feel like the Delta8 use (which honestly would make you more slow than the real stuff) is only true now since she doesn't have le gf that smokes weed ubering her around. Every girlfriend, starting with Destiny, has pothead attributes and could contribute to their retarded behavior/language/priorities. Destiny is open about being a smoker, Gaycare employees all have Rick and Morty syndrome + Amber's recent tea spill, we know enough about Jade to pin that narrative on her (lol), and it's even plausible for Emily to easily supply her with it even if she can't smoke herself...
When Jade dumped her she got cut off after like 10 years, so drinking has been the theme since moving to OK. Potentially it's what made her fling with Emily so deep and magical and vital to her survival.

Any American should be familiar with the caliber of people in her orbit. Smoking weed is almost a given in those groups. idgaf if they're in the south it means nothing besides the quality of what they're smoking.

Ambie is a total stoner babeeee... she is undoubtedly living that 600lb life and most of those people are on pain killers to cope with that. She just had to be nearing 700, bed bound, and chiefing a distillate weed pen. She's naturally retarded but the dope is not helping. There's definitely more intuitive, and less silly, explanations for everyones room temp iq but her comment had me thinking!!!

sorry for being gay

 

[yellowcricket]

big shoutout to jizzrag for compiling those screenshots for us even if theyre retarded tv photos

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Ambie is a total stoner babeeee...

She's said that if weed were legal where she was, she'd be smoking it and not the gas station bath salts.

Remember when Amber used to affect pious sobriety and swore she would never do drugs because she's a meth baby?

lol

 

[bette davis]

She's said that if weed were legal where she was, she'd be smoking it and not the gas station bath salts.

Remember when Amber used to affect pious sobriety and swore she would never do drugs because she's a meth baby?

her need to overcompensate sells her out so often

 

[American Psycho]

pre-cancerous cells... um.......

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

She's said that if weed were legal where she was, she'd be smoking it and not the gas station bath salts.

Remember when Amber used to affect pious sobriety and swore she would never do drugs because she's a meth baby?

lol

Funny you say that because screen shot nine (I think) of jizz’s post has Amber admitting to taking pills for anxiety.

Dusty maturely says what the fuck but we don’t get the rest of the conversation.

Now it’s could some otc pill or it could be actual scheduled medicine. The greedy junkie in me can’t see anyone in Amber’s orbit just giving away intoxicating substances but than again, this was 2017, a time where benzos weren’t that hard to get nor cost much (price hasn’t change much tbh with you, at least in my travels; just weak shit from Mexico.)

I bring this up because it’s another admission on Amber’s and more evidence that she lies.

Clearly she is an addict and if she had the imagination and not trapped by 500+ pounds of excess weight, she probably would have dabbled in a multitude of other drugs by now.

Amber is really a Reed through and through. That family bloodline is like a super concentration of addicted personalities and traits that could be expressed through genetics.

Seriously, I think Amber probably should be studying at least at some sort of DNA level. Like if you can edit all the the shit out Amber’s DNA with CRSP or whatever it’s called then you should win MULTIPLE Nobel Prizes.

Fuck they’d probably name a prize after YOU if that happened.

 

[dfranki723]

I love that Fatty said she understood Dusty was sad about the birthday of her deceased Mom but it still made HER feel bad for not being a fucking priority.
She's absolutely insane. Genuinely a nutcase.

I don't know what kind of retard would allow her to talk to them like that during a relationship, let alone after the breakup. What a messy bunch of bitches.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Was gonna come in here and most the more memorable SS but I see other farmers beat me to the punch. Gonna add this one though. The context is amber and beck wanted to go on a vacay around tax season time. Like jesus christ raglynn is a bitch.
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Also did not realize how young destiny was when her and amber got together(I came around during beck era), Destiny was 19. I know the gap was only by four years, but when you are a teenager, just about fresh out of high school, you are soooo easily manipulated/influenced. I have a hard time feeling sympathetic to beck at times because she was grown and even if she didnt know what she was getting herself into, she found out quick and still stayed. But destiny is a different story because she was so young, and even then destiny STILL didnt put up with ambers shit as much as beck did.

Lmao fucking RICH about setting goals, Amber. You could've lost so much weight by now with that mentality.

And yeah, I agree. That's always niggled at the back of my brain with Destiny, but I never really knew how to articulate it. I don't think it counts towards "Groomerlynn" but it does say a lot about Amber's mentality, I think.

I remember being 21 and thinking 19 year olds were too young for me to date or entertain, and I'd assume most people would agree.

Dusty maturely says what the fuck but we don’t get the rest of the conversation.

How I read it was that the pills weren't prescribed to Amber, hence why Destiny's reaction but I'm probably illiterate and misunderstood?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Amber--I can't believe they would show texts from years ago. It's so crazy.

Also Amber--saves text from years ago and shows them as "proof".

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Now it’s could some otc pill or it could be actual scheduled medicine. The greedy junkie in me can’t see anyone in Amber’s orbit just giving away intoxicating substances but than again, this was 2017, a time where benzos weren’t that hard to get nor cost much (price hasn’t change much tbh with you, at least in my travels; just weak shit from Mexico.)

It was obviously a long time ago but I remember someone saying that they believed the reason why she hopped from ER to ER for the stupidest reasons was because she was doctor/pill shopping.
It wouldn’t surprise me because it seems like a pretty common tactic that deathfats use to get ahold of pain meds

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The sad thing is that even though Becky and Destiny have produced ACTUAL true and honest receipts of Amber's behaviour straight from the lolcow's hooves (no Amber vague texts that you sent to a "friend" without context or even time stamps don't mean shit) she will STILL double down about "muh trawmuh/muh beepeedee/ muh mentulz" and maybe offer some platitudes about acounabilly and fucking amazon workbooks and how much she has matured.

Amber, just a tip for your next stream since you compulsively F5 this thread: if you REALLY want people to think you're a reformed gorlypop, just own it. Admit that the behaviour is psychotic and you didn't realise how messed up it was at the time and that you are sorry- you don't even have to mean it! You could shut this whole circus down overnight by just ACTUALLY taking "accountability". I know I'm just a dang dirty KF troll, but maybe think about it before you reach for a White Claw and your phone(s).

 

[PiggyPie]

What an insufferable fat cunt.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Bottom right is last nights live and the rest are from 2021. Her hair is just disappearing right?



Im half asleep or I’d post more from her live last night, but here she is sitting by herself drinking in her barren apartment talking about ZM saying “she won”. Via Reddit