Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Raw said:
In todays episode of the side dishes:

Emily seems to have deleted her IG, or removed all content. (Idk, not too familiar with IG)
Alexis showed her new girlfriend in a TikTok. Now tell me this is not hilarious.

Meet "Mi$$ Molly".

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That fat bitch looks just like Amber. You can't tell me Alexis ain't mad because she couldn't have Amber (I have no idea why anyone would). Now look at this shit...
 
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Hayduraide said:
I spent a few minutes looking up Alexis's new girl out of curiosity.

Alexis's new girl commented on Alexis's Tiktok here:
https://www.tiktok.com/@spideylex/video/7490778112876088607

This links to Mi$$ Molly's Tiktok page where we can get a good look at her:
https://www.tiktok.com/@miss_molly_music

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From there, I was able to find her Instagram account:
https://www.instagram.com/miss_mollllly/

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Molly has been linked, photographed, and posted on several other DJ's Instagram accounts. It looks like she'd been working hard to network in this industry for at least a little while. Good for her.

From there, I was able to find her Facebook account. Her name is Molly Cohn.
https://www.facebook.com/molmolxo9

Upon first glance, nothing weird sticks out. The girl has a hobby and goes outside.
She also has a day job working in logistics and supply chains according to her LinkedIn. https://www.linkedin.com/in/molly-cohn-
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She seems to work for the same company where Chantal’s Deedee used to work for.
 
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
this is crazy lol I was at that eagles show the other night. She is a pretty decent """rave""" kind of DJ and the scene shes in (with a lot of other fat chick DJs, alot of them are fucking nuts and have BPD) is actually pretty decent all things considering. so theres a chance she might be ok at least compared to big al and alexis. But tbf MN and WI are absolute fucking starving for even a scrap of a electronic scene. Everyone only shows up in Chicago. So anyone can squeeze their fatass in and make something decent I suppose
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Well having a job she seems to enjoy and actually does already puts her above Amber in life.
 
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Fat lesbians only go for other fat lesbians. So to say “oh Becky would be undatable if not for amber” is just stupid. There’s no shortage of fat lesbians and they will always find each other. There are dating apps specifically for fat women and there are dating apps probably for fat lesbians. The term u-haul lesbian isn’t just a meme
 
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Raw said:
In todays episode of the side dishes:

Emily seems to have deleted her IG, or removed all content. (Idk, not too familiar with IG)
Alexis showed her new girlfriend in a TikTok. Now tell me this is not hilarious.

Meet "Mi$$ Molly".

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Ain't no way oh my god hahahaha

Cue Amber have a sudden lifelong interest in DJing
 
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QueenCeeCee said:
Well ... she looks like Amber yet small enough to wipe her own ass so I think this is an upgrade
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All Failexis has to do now is make enough AI-generated beat tracks for Mi$$ Rolly to become relatively followed like Amber is and she has her dream; Amber lookalike but no wiping obligation.
Lilacs On Fire said:
Ain't no way oh my god hahahaha

Cue Amber have a sudden lifelong interest in DJing
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Didn’t you know she used to make up beats?? People would beg her to let them use them! She would enter them in competitions and everyone would clap.
 
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I would like to announce the opening of a new wiki for Amberlynn: https://amberlynn.wiki/
I made this site because I found it difficult to understand the timeline without having to scroll through 4000 pages or watching a 12 hour documentary.
Also, I wanted a place to check the current events in the Amberverse quickly in a bullet-point list.
I am new to networking and wiki hosting, so consider this a public beta.
While I do not have time to make much edits, I can manage the hardware/software side of things.
Right now, the set up is very independent and mobile. So, if there are issues with a provider, I can easily move the database around.

The site is geared towards desktop users. There is a mobile frontend, but I still need to put a bit more work into it.
Registrations are open and e-mail is not required. Down the road, e-mail will probably be required so I would recommend using an alt-email.
While I did my best to secure the site, be mindful with the IPs and e-mails that you use to login.

Things on the wiki that you could help with:
- All the pages are blank, any writing (even just an outline) would be helpful and could be cleaned up later
- I need someone to help with current events (quote/image/video of the week). Edits on the homepage require extra permissions, so let me know and I can let you edit it
- I have an in-house CAPTCHA system https://amberlynn.wiki/Special:Captcha I only have a handful of images in, so I am welcoming new ideas or work creating new images

I am very open to new suggestions, extensions, etc that could improve the site.
I also would need people willing to moderate and manage pages. I do not mind dealing with computers, but I do not like having to deal with people.

Lastly, if someone has the knowledge and motivation to run the hardware/software of the site, I can transfer the domain name for free. I do not really want to be the admin of this wiki, but I am only stepping in because I want an easy, organized place to read the Amberverse.
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
Nina? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. That's the one with the Robloxian body type, right?
These fucking lesbian fat abominations never cease to amaze me in their sheer grotesqueness.
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I know I’m late, but why is there a facial trope for these kind of people? I’ve met so many of these exact people, same face, same haircut, same build, and in my experience they’re ALWAYS at some level of hoarding, usually animals like rats. A girl I knew in high school was exactly this but with fried, pink hair, and snakebite piercings. Always talking about things she had no clue about like she’s a genius, always lying about cool things she’d done that were outlandish. Her face is burned into my eyeballs.
 
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amberwiki said:
I would like to announce the opening of a new wiki for Amberlynn: https://amberlynn.wiki/
I made this site because I found it difficult to understand the timeline without having to scroll through 4000 pages or watching a 12 hour documentary.
Also, I wanted a place to check the current events in the Amberverse quickly in a bullet-point list.
I am new to networking and wiki hosting, so consider this a public beta.
While I do not have time to make much edits, I can manage the hardware/software side of things.
Right now, the set up is very independent and mobile. So, if there are issues with a provider, I can easily move the database around.

The site is geared towards desktop users. There is a mobile frontend, but I still need to put a bit more work into it.
Registrations are open and e-mail is not required. Down the road, e-mail will probably be required so I would recommend using an alt-email.
While I did my best to secure the site, be mindful with the IPs and e-mails that you use to login.

Things on the wiki that you could help with:
- All the pages are blank, any writing (even just an outline) would be helpful and could be cleaned up later
- I need someone to help with current events (quote/image/video of the week). Edits on the homepage require extra permissions, so let me know and I can let you edit it
- I have an in-house CAPTCHA system https://amberlynn.wiki/Special:Captcha I only have a handful of images in, so I am welcoming new ideas or work creating new images

I am very open to new suggestions, extensions, etc that could improve the site.
I also would need people willing to moderate and manage pages. I do not mind dealing with computers, but I do not like having to deal with people.

Lastly, if someone has the knowledge and motivation to run the hardware/software of the site, I can transfer the domain name for free. I do not really want to be the admin of this wiki, but I am only stepping in because I want an easy, organized place to read the Amberverse.
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Poor Amber has another tab she has to obsessively keep open on her phone at all times now?? Shame on you!
This is amazing.
 
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Alright, this shit. Here's the PreserveTube. Let's do this.

Opening shot in front of her shelf, fatty is wearing yet another fugly see through tarp. Says she will no longer speak about how many calories she's eating or how many calories a food is because it's "triggering" to her (more like viewers rightfully reamed you for stuffing your gob with shit and then talking nonsense about calories amounts). First meal of the day are leftovers of brussel sprouts, corn, potatoes, and steak, also drinks a water. Next few shots are her eating while watching some show. (Riveting, truly.)

Next meal, whipped cream cheese on mini bagels, a pepper, sriracha anda radish. She drinks water. Next she ate a 20pc McNugget from McDonalds, with half a pack of Sweet&Sour sauce. She didn't eat all of the nuggets, and only ate the breading off the rest of them (mh, yeah, eat the greasy fried breading instead of the marginally more nutritious chicken paste, you absolute fucking mongoloid.) Also again with the "fried chicken creeps me out" bs.

Next meal, cream cheese with tapatillo, cheddar snack pretzels, and a sweet pepper. Talks about some show called the yellowjackets. Hext thing she's having is a heath bar or smth. Next shot is of her in the closet, and we're once again angled in such a way as to not see the washcloth cubby. Time for the food for though segment.

Q: If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
A: Getting McDonalds. Says she usually orders healthier food.

Q: Was there a moment you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
A: Yes, multiple, but she tried her best.

Q: Do you consider a succesful day for you?
A: Small victories, but also some moments where she's not sure. Says it was 75% successful today.

The End.
Fatty has stopped talking about calories in her videos. Probably ass mad about people questioning how much she knows about nutrition. Also we have again not seen the washcloth cubby in her closet. But yeah, nothing really happens.
 
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Alright, this shit. Here's the PreserveTube. Let's do this.

Opening shot in front of her shelf, fatty is wearing yet another fugly see through tarp. Says she will no longer speak about how many calories she's eating or how many calories a food is because it's "triggering" to her (more like viewers rightfully reamed you for stuffing your gob with shit and then talking nonsense about calories amounts). First meal of the day are leftovers of brussel sprouts, corn, potatoes, and steak, also drinks a water. Next few shots are her eating while watching some show. (Riveting, truly.)

Next meal, whipped cream cheese on mini bagels, a pepper, sriracha anda radish. She drinks water. Next she ate a 20pc McNugget from McDonalds, with half a pack of Sweet&Sour sauce. She didn't eat all of the nuggets, and only ate the breading off the rest of them (mh, yeah, eat the greasy fried breading instead of the marginally more nutritious chicken paste, you absolute fucking mongoloid.) Also again with the "fried chicken creeps me out" bs.

Next meal, cream cheese with tapatillo, cheddar snack pretzels, and a sweet pepper. Talks about some show called the yellowjackets. Hext thing she's having is a heath bar or smth. Next shot is of her in the closet, and we're once again angled in such a way as to not see the washcloth cubby. Time for the food for though segment.

Q: If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
A: Getting McDonalds. Says she usually orders healthier food.

Q: Was there a moment you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
A: Yes, multiple, but she tried her best.

Q: Do you consider a succesful day for you?
A: Small victories, but also some moments where she's not sure. Says it was 75% successful today.

The End.
Fatty has stopped talking about calories in her videos. Probably ass mad about people questioning how much she knows about nutrition. Also we have again not seen the washcloth cubby in her closet. But yeah, nothing really happens.
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Amber thinks this gives off “cute and eccentric” but it really gives off 7 yo iPad kid. I would bet my everything I own that she never fucking does this off camera, Same as her “taking the top bun off the double cheeseburger everytime”.

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Edit:in regards to Alexis new gf, besides the weight she seems to be a bizzaro Amber because she’s out being a productive member of society somewhat and not drinking alone obsessively smack talking chubby gay men like ZM. I’m not saying being a DJ is outstanding, but she’s doing something besides eating.
 
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She looks fucking terrible. And huge. She’s another one that needs to go to inpatient along with Chantal. Remind me why you need fucking 20 fried processed nuggets as one of your multiple meals throughout the day at over 500lbs. She is very clearly well beyond helping herself.

For how long do you think Amber would have to go radio silent after her neck and chest fat suffocates her in her sleep to raise alarm bells for her mom to drive over and then call in a wellness check when there is no answer at her door?
I know her brain dead Ambabies and Reddit retards would start to panic after a day or two of social media silence but what about Methmomma?
I have the feeling that she would go as long as possible because she was relieved the shocks on her car were finally saved, and she didn’t have to listen to Amber gaslighting her about her childhood while spilling greasy crumbs all over her center console. Delay a bit and make sure the job is well and truly done.
Could you blame her?
 
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