Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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Is anything interesting known about Kristine Reid's boyfriend?
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Damn they been "engaged" that long ? I guess it's one of those fake engagements where folks never intend on really marrying. Not judging , just saying

We know what you REALLY look like, Alexpiss
Girlworld love their filters. Hint : if you hate your real appearance that much maybe consider making changes offline instead of filtering every single picture of yourself
 
Has Amber ever used an oven before? Ever? I feel like oven roasted broccoli would blow her pea sized mind bc all she does is sauté shit in a puddle of pam spray on the stove. Especially since she could sit down and rot while it’s cooking in the oven. You would think that someone who’s such a lazy piece of shit might look into more one-pan/simple prep recipes, especially since a lot of the portion sizes of those are for families of 4-6 and she eats for a family of 6. Then again, common sense isn’t one of her strongest attributes.
 
Has Amber ever used an oven before? Ever? I feel like oven roasted broccoli would blow her pea sized mind bc all she does is sauté shit in a puddle of pam spray on the stove. Especially since she could sit down and rot while it’s cooking in the oven. You would think that someone who’s such a lazy piece of shit might look into more one-pan/simple prep recipes, especially since a lot of the portion sizes of those are for families of 4-6 and she eats for a family of 6. Then again, common sense isn’t one of her strongest attributes.

Amberlynn is capable of doing beastly things to salmon in the oven.

 
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Amber as always is amazed and frustrated that people choose to comment on things that she chooses to post for the world to see and freely comment about it, publicly on the internet. Isn’t the freedom to make your own choices just hecticana?! If only people just believed Amber, the paragon of honesty!
(She’s bitching about people overestimating the amount of calories in her food when she weighs it, guise!)
 
Omg not fucking Alexis whining about how people react to ALR like she's a "fat Kim Kardashian" and how she's leaveeeen youtube because she can't take the heat about her new gorl being Amber 2.0 she doesn't want to have this community following her on her up and coming music career, lmao stfu you fat greasy ramen haired spic you're the biggest fucking clout chaser this community has ever seen and are just fucking raging that Big Al would rather have had a pooner dyke, a 20 year old, and a fucking Mr Ratburn lookalike spelunk her moist folds instead of you, absolutely nothing of value will be lost gorl :ratface:

(also while I'm at it, Mr Ratburn can also fuck all the way off with her posts casting "shade" at Amber and then getting all indignant when people call her out for getting with Amber when she was clearly still mourning for her last victim THEN STFU ABOUT AMBER!!!!!! You niggers are the very reason she keeps insisting people are obsessed with her, if you want out of gorlworld then fucking shut up about her!!!)

ok I will now accept your tophats
 

i can't fit in the shower, this is why i'm quitting, & dispelling the rumors | weekly vlog ep. 4​

(04/14/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nkcJK93ooMs

I don't believe she uses AI for her voice notes, but recording a suspiciously blank screen of a voice note isn't proof that you don't use AI you fucking dumbass. Also she just had to add in there that this Chris guy thought she was really cute.

Apparently she hung out with her cousins and they wanted PROOF that they're related to a CELEBRAAAATEEEEEE. In the words of ALR: be so lituraleeee furreal bitch, you a Z lister at best. The ONE thing you could have vlogged (family outing) to make this somewhat watchable, you skip because "muh mentalz". You are such a horrible "creator".
 
Yes I'm aware hence i said VIBE and not DILDO. And in the hands of a woman that makes sense.

So why would she SUCK on it? That's what I mean. There's no reason to suck on a vibrator. Like it's a penis. For showing someone else. Is she sucking off pussy juice from it?? It goes on the clit so why is she sucking it!!! If she was enticing another woman wouldn't she wanna suck a grapefruit or something?
Because she's an actual idiot and thinks that's how you turn on a lesbian by pretending to suck a man's penis.
 
I don't believe she uses AI for her voice notes, but recording a suspiciously blank screen of a voice note isn't proof that you don't use AI you fucking dumbass. Also she just had to add in there that this Chris guy thought she was really cute.

Apparently she hung out with her cousins and they wanted PROOF that they're related to a CELEBRAAAATEEEEEE. In the words of ALR: be so lituraleeee furreal bitch, you a Z lister at best. The ONE thing you could have vlogged (family outing) to make this somewhat watchable, you skip because "muh mentalz". You are such a horrible "creator".
I think Amber will end up being more famous after she dies. I think her videos, channel and the community around her will be studied, how an optimistic(albeit retarded) slowly over multiple decades films their decline and suicide by hamburger.
 

i can't fit in the shower, this is why i'm quitting, & dispelling the rumors | weekly vlog ep. 4​

(04/14/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nkcJK93ooMs
Thanks. Alright then, fatty, what fresh new lies will we be told this time?

Yapping about how much she loooves this new schedule and tells us she is taking Monday off every week now. Next is a pre livestream shot of her in the closet. As expected, we do not get to see the washcloth cubby. Puts on the pink Mean Girls sweater and we are informed she'll be having two White Claws. Afterwards, we see her having technical issues during the livestream, that being she cannot enable her camera and microphone in the browser. It was fixed by closing some tabs.

The next day, Amber tries to jumpscare us by opening the shower curtains. She apparently just got done filming the Let's Talk video. Afterwards, she is eating and is telling us what looks to be a bunch of potatoes to be only 320 cals. It's that lean stea/corn/potatoes dish. Is reiterating again how she won't be talking about calories much anymore cuz the "gaslighting" is triggering her. Wants us to stop spreading rumors about her stepdad, and say she'll never speak abut this again, and she also won't speak about Erica or Britney again. Says she also won't be talking about the revenge porn again. Seems to me she's mad everyone is making fun of her lol.

Next day, it's the day of the feasting video. Thanks her drones for her support. We then see her walk Twinkie, who's just lumbering along. Next shot, we're at home again, we get an Amazon haul: Chi spray, foundation, foundation brush, mascara, bobby pins, lint roller, her fitbit arrived, a Wednesday LEGO. Once again denies using AI for voice memos, showing us a recording of her listening to a voice message.

Next day, Amber looks like absolute trash.
Diarrheabun
Shows us her LEGO.

Next day. Our gorl is applying makeup. Says she has a big family and that she'll hang out with some cousins today (maybe even one that diddled her). Bruuuhhh, fatty thinks we'll believe that her cousin thinks she's some sort of celebrity and absolutely has to take pictures.

Next day, says she has been "disconnected" from YouTube. Said she enjoyed yesterday, and shows us a picture of her wearing some cheese hat, taken by one of her cousins. Eats Indian food, including samosas. Lmao ok fatty. Also says she ordered more torrid and announces there will be a haul. We then get a grocery haul of eggs, cauliflower, two tubs of cottage cheese, garlic stuffed green olives, sweet peppers, mini cucumbers, grapes that she plans to freeze, macarons, pesto tortellini TV dinner, ravioli, a paneer, roast turkey with mashed potatos, mac & cheese, swedish meatballs, blueberry chocolate, italian style chicken sausage, razzberries, minced garlic, a bag of broccoli & cauliflower, celery, scallions. LEGO update, she finished the car LEGO. Shows us her new build but isn't gonna tell us what it is. Time for her oracle reading:
Secrets
Be flexible and adaptable
Make clear boundaries​
And it's over.
I suppose the most relevant part is fatty talking about some cousins that she tries to make us believe think she's some superstar.
 
Apparently she hung out with her cousins and they wanted PROOF that they're related to a CELEBRAAAATEEEEEE.
I believe 100 percent that she was hanging out with her cousins and they said this
not because she’s a celebrity, but because she’s 600 fucking pounds and smells like a landfill on a hot summer day
 
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