Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

opening up about my health at 500lbs | weigh in ep. 4​

(04/16/25)

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The only thing for her to "open up" is her chest cavity at her autopsy in the zoo.

 

[Cal Arts]

The only thing for her to "open up" is her chest cavity at her autopsy in the zoo.

Autopsy? Why? The cause of death will be "Too damn FAT to live" aka "obesity related illness". No need to exhaust and horrify a medical examiner.

 

[Xenomorph]

Autopsy? Why? The cause of death will be "Too damn FAT to live" aka "obesity related illness". No need to exhaust and horrify a medical examiner.

BECAUSE the zoo wants to know how a prehistoric Woolly Mammoth lived in 2025.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Autopsy? Why? The cause of death will be "Too damn FAT to live" aka "obesity related illness". No need to exhaust and horrify a medical examiner.

Unless it’s purely for scientific research

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

opening up about my health at 500lbs | weigh in ep. 4​

(04/16/25)

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Alright, thanks. Not wasting any time on this.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Tuesday the 15th, getting right into the questions.

Q: Are you in a lot of pain at this size?
A: My muscles are used to this, so no. Though she had pain in her lower back before, and the usually her feet hurt when she goes grocery shopping.

Q; What did you mean by "I planned my whole day around this" in your WIAT video?
A: She meant to say she planned her meal around it.

Q: What's a misconception you heat about your lipadema or lymphedema?
A: Long winded answer that I don't really get the point behind. Talks about how her legs feel like cement when she's swollen. Basically talking about how much better she feels when "losing weight".

Q: Are you eating food alone at bingo or does your mom eat with you?
A: Everyone usually eats at bingo.

Q: Are you allowed to bring your own food to bingo?
A: No.

Now onto the goals:
1. Takeout goal: Goal met, only ordered 3 times.
2. Have a better weekend than before: Supposedly was.

Only one goal for the following week: Follow her meal plan 5 out of 7 days of the week.

Says she's been logging all her calories. Drones on about how this time she's totally gonna super succeed for real this time 100% no clickbait.

New weight 517lbs. So I'm assuming 530-540.

Fatty lost a single pound.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

This bitch has filter blindness. She really wants us to believe she looks Filipina with a lil dainty nose and smoothed out skin?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I don't know about Filipina, but it looks kind of Downy to me.

 

[Seong Hwa]

You know Big Al is lying about the bpd because we got the tiniest sliver of a window into how Spideylex operates and THAT is a bee pee dee girlypop if I've ever seen one. The self aggrandising in her leaving youtube video could've been a parody of Al herself. I'm sure she'll be back, but man, if Alexis was more of a pUbLiC FiGuRe, she'd make such an entertaining cow all on her own.

 

[Acceptable]

You know Big Al is lying about the bpd

Yea she’s for sure lying about BPD. She’s not mentally unstable and fucked in any capacity. She’s very normal.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"I leeeedurlee chose Tommy over you mmk?

And Tommy leeeedurlee chose the ghost of a deadfat over Amber.

She really wants us to believe she looks Filipina with a lil dainty nose and smoothed out skin?

She's Tagalhog.

 

[Pig Demon]

Yea she’s for sure lying about BPD. She’s not mentally unstable and fucked in any capacity. She’s very normal.

She’s too fat and lazy to have a real BPD meltdown. People with that are usually flopping around, beating themselves up and screaming at the top of their lungs. Amber just eats cookies and fake cries

 

[Fee]

I feel like this head swap with this giant sumo is fairly accurate

Spoiler: Not for the weak.

 

[Acceptable]

She’s too fat and lazy to have a real BPD meltdown. People with that are usually flopping around, beating themselves up and screaming at the top of their lungs. Amber just eats cookies and fake cries

The genuine ignorance about BPD in this thread is actually insane.

Real people with BPD blend into society just fine and don’t have nuclear autistic meltdowns.
Not everyone with BPD displays rage symptoms.

Now I’m not necessarily saying amber has it 1000% but at least one person has to agree it’s frustrating to actually have a conversation about it when everyone here believes BPD makes you act like a low functioning retard.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

It makes me wonder

What if Alexis and Molly have been together a while and Amber knew? As usual, she would have been all over the internet looking for Molly's details. If that's the case, Pigtails Amber is actually copying Molly.

@amberwiki is Null

No - but if it was a Chantal wiki...

 

[Pig Demon]

The genuine ignorance about BPD in this thread is actually insane.

Real people with BPD blend into society just fine and don’t have nuclear autistic meltdowns.
Not everyone with BPD displays rage symptoms.

Now I’m not necessarily saying amber has it 1000% but at least one person has to agree it’s frustrating to actually have a conversation about it when everyone here believes BPD makes you act like a low functioning retard.

I said during a meltdown. Ffs clearly it’s not like that all the time. People definitely experience this. Just cuz you (one of the many many people who somehow have this rare disorder) don’t doesn’t mean people don’t.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Amber is just 62IQ, that's why she behaves the way she does. Foie gras brain also doesn't help.

 

[berry pop]

Courtesy of Charlie gold via twitter:
34 yo Amber dropping a “bombshell” that Alexis takes ::GASP:: ACID!!!!. If you close your eyes and just listen it sounds like a fucking 16 yo ranting about a girl at school.
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Alexis showed proof of Hambo pursuing her unsolicited with texts (“my mom thinks i have a crush on you and… i do… tehehe”) and videos but now Hambo wants to say Alexis was coming on to her all the time and she was so weirded out? lmao. the comparisons between her and Alexis new gf definitely has her feeling herself and thinking she can rewrite history, which might work because a lot of people in gorl world have a 5 minute attention span.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Unless it’s purely for scientific research

I wonder if Amber could donate her body the science. Clearly, none of the organs are going to be used as transplants but maybe she can be used as the target for a prototype missile launcher.

I remember reading an article about a dude who was very mad that he found out his mother‘s body was used as target practice.

Maybe one day her brain will be studied along other death fats in order to try to map out the physical effects of her horrible diet.

The average human brain is like .5% plastic and I am assuming her’s is way above the average.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

The genuine ignorance about BPD in this thread is actually insane.

Real people with BPD blend into society just fine and don’t have nuclear autistic meltdowns.
Not everyone with BPD displays rage symptoms.

Now I’m not necessarily saying amber has it 1000% but at least one person has to agree it’s frustrating to actually have a conversation about it when everyone here believes BPD makes you act like a low functioning retard.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I had never heard of BPD until Amber mentioned it. I guess I’m not as au courant with mental illnesses and syndromes as I should be. I suppose I could google BPD and read up on it, but the takes here are more entertaining.

 

[Neko GF]

getting trolled/called out by viewers & relied on destiny while beck relied on me | let's talk ep. 4​

(04/17/25)

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