Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

In what universe is AL better than Dana? So many people comment that under the new video and I don't really get it. They're both ugly and fat (I'm definitely not attracted to AL's moonface when there's no filter on it). But it seems like AL gets whatever she wants. Because now everyone's talking about Dana.

Its high school shit, its when a clique of girls shit talk their exes new gf even if their friend might have been the one to fuck things up. Totally fake ass kissing because they chose a "side" and since Amberwhale is the only one making these videos they will naturally flock to her side. Plus AL was manipulating them, she would say "dont say bad things about Dana or Destiny" in her YT's but when she would go on You Now she was a cunt. She talks out of both sides of her mouth.

 

[EH 110]

I noticed how Amberlynn promptly stuffs 2-3 breakfast items into the microwave, like the glutton she is. She didnt' even bother reading the instructions. I think Dana only put one item (probably went for seconds). Amberlynn is THE QUEEN of moderation.

Hey, now! She lost a pound in 5 weeks! That's not easy to do, you know! She probably wanted 4 items, but she settled for less. Slay!

 

[Xenomorph]

Hey, now! She lost a pound in 5 weeks! That's not easy to do, you know! She probably wanted 4 items, but she settled for less. Slay!

Literally a shit taken before her weigh in.

 

[lusciouswater]

I bet Destiny gets off on the whole situation too, she knows Amber is stuck. She has nowhere to go, no one really to turn to, and she can pretty well do whatever she wants to Amber and she'll still be there because they're "friends and roommates". She has total control.

Now she has Dana to flaunt, and can use them against each other to get what she wants. Kinda fucked up.. kinda genius.

 

[lesbereal]

Going back to the subject of AL's bra (gag) I think it's impossible for her to find one her size at Walmart. The only place she shops. So she just continues to wear the same one she's been wearing since 2012. This bitch is SO big, I can't stand hearing her dry heaving behind the camera when they leave the house. And that girl Sarah even if she's smaller than the rest of them isn't tiny herself and she looks trashy as fuck, standing around puffing that cigarette with her bushy ass hair lol don't even get me started on the awkward one in the blue tank top lmao the whole gang is fucking ugly and mental.

 

[ADHD]

Jesus Christ, Dustin's car sure is taking a beating with all those whales in it. Also,imagine being a hotel worker and seeing that group of hambeasts waddling to the continental breakfast

And then there is this- what the fuck is wrong with this bitches back?

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She straight up looks like this :View attachment 191600

Is it possible Dana has Cushings?

 

[KicDaKitty]

Looks like her date with Becky is off.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Is it possible Dana has Cushings?

There's a good probability of it. Her body is so oddly shaped compared to a normal morbidly obese person, especially in the back area.

 

[C3PBRO]

the whole gang is fucking ugly and mental.

With big gay Al around some of them appear relatively normal, but when you look closer, I don't think a single one of them fall within a healthy BMI. It's like a monstrous version of the cheerleader effect.

 

[Dr.Research]

According to pituitary.ucla.edu:
"Cushing's disease is rare, affecting 10 to 15 people per million each year, most commonly adults between 20 and 50 years of age. Women account for more than 70 percent of cases. Most patients with Cushing's disease have small tumors (pituitarymicroadenomas)"
So If Dana does indeed have Cushings, then her obesity may not necessarily be her fault. The excess cortisol is produced by the body (or in some cases as the result of certain medications) so it could be something she has no way to control.
Of course, eating like shit wouldn't help anything.

 

[Sailor Earth]

How treatable is cushings? I've never heard about it before but i'm finding it amusing to picture how pissed off Big Al would be if Dana did have it and got it under control to the point where she lost a fair amount of weight.

 

[Dr.Research]

How treatable is cushings? I've never heard about it before but i'm finding it amusing to picture how pissed off Big Al would be if Dana did have it and got it under control to the point where she lost a fair amount of weight.

Depends on the cause. Medication, chemo or surgery are all options.

 

[Barbarella]

Mini Powerlevel: A friend of mine had Cushings. She never looked like Dana, although she did gain weight and had a minor humpback. (Dana is just hideous with a weird fat distribution.) You can treat cushings; it took her about a year to go away and have all the symptoms disappear.

Amberlynn thinks she's famous. She gets a pillow at the Five Below that says "almost famous", and calls the people watching her on Younow as fans. She says it with a smug smirk on her face.

Don't get too cocky AL. Pride goeth, and all that. 80% of your followers are hate watching, 15% are fat girls who watch you to feel better about themselves, and the rest are feeders or chubby chasers fapping to your folds.

 

[Rotogravure]

Generally in Cushing's you get very skinny/spindly looking legs (at least compared to the body). I don't recall that Dana has those?

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

I really don't think she has Cushing's. They tend to have really skinny legs and very round bodies. Often described as "a lemon on sticks". The distinct moon face presentation isn't really here, just extreme fat girl face. Fat can end up going anywhere it can. Like Tammy Slaton's forehead.

 

[angelicbitch]

As someone else already mentioned, Dana most likely just has an apple body type, where most of her fat is located around her stomach.
Here are some body types


It's honestly the worst body type to have because it makes you look like you're a living Mike Wazowski from Monsters INC. ALR shouldn't be proud that she's "prettier" than Dana, because although ALR's weight isn't horrendously distributed like Dana's, the weight is still going to be on her at the end of the day. And I bet Dana isn't addicted to lying to people.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Big Al was on younow. Refused to answer any questions about her date, saying only that the date isn't today. People called her out on her bullshit, she got butthurt and threatened to stop going on younow until Sharla reminded her she could block people. She went on a blocking spree and the questions continued so she got annoyed and logged off.
We all know her threats are bullshit, she relies on younow to support her cheap jewelry addiction, she isn't going anywhere. I think she realized the more she blocked the less views she will have because she promptly asked how many people watch her because they like her. She got about 20-30 responses, so now she's starting to understand most of her views are coming from "haters" as she likes to call them.

 

[angelicbitch]

Big Al was on younow. Refused to answer any questions about her date, saying only that the date isn't today. People called her out on her bullshit, she got butthurt and threatened to stop going on younow until Sharla reminded her she could block people. She went on a blocking spree and the questions continued so she got annoyed and logged off.
We all know her threats are bullshit, she relies on younow to support her cheap jewelry addiction, she isn't going anywhere. I think she realized the more she blocked the less views she will have because she promptly asked how many people watch her because they like her. She got about 20-30 responses, so now she's starting to understand most of her views are coming from "haters" as she likes to call them.

ALR even said that her phone was going to die, which Sharla replied to with something along the lines of: "No it's not! You have some time left". ALR was wide eyed and then decided to say: "Well, yeah, but I don't want it to die!" as in she wouldn't want it to die after she got off her stream, but we all know she was leaving because she got tired of the questions.

Eyebrows?

1. I regret wondering what she looked like with brows.
2. Good god those are some bad brows.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

They look like limp, depressed caterpillars.

 

[KicDaKitty]

I guess that's why she never fills them in, because she has no fucking clue what she is doing. Hoping that she borrowed an eyebrow pencil from Sharla and that's why the color is so off but we are talking about the 26 year old who still uses glitter eyeshadow so you never know.