Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is so painfully middle school relationship tier
 
I have a day off today so I decided to listen to her YouNow. I wasn't there from the beginning, and honestly it was just her being a bitch and reading Snapchats the whole time. Some "noteworthy" information:

- Amberlynn finally admits that she doesn't like cats, she finds them gross in comparison to dogs. She likes Twinkie better than her cats. She finds cats gross because of their litter box. That's because she never cleans up after her cats and gets Destiny to do it, but now that Destiny has moved out no one will do it for her.

- Amberlynn will not give Jax (Destiny's cat) up to Destiny, despite saying she doesn't like cats. She makes up some excuse saying "Destiny will make Jax an outdoor cat" as a reason why, and also with her crocodile tears, saying that she doesn't want to split up her animals. We all know she actually doesn't want to give the cat up so she can have power over Destiny. This is out of spite and clearly a hostage situation. Can you imagine if she had actual children? She'd be one of those people who use children as pawns/bargaining chips. SMH.

- Claims she hasn't eaten all day, that she's lost weight because she's "starved herself". It's gotten to the point where her fridge is empty.

- Complains about mental illnesses, muh anxiety and depression, talks about how she doesn't wanna go on meds because "she's scared", and went on some rant saying that she won't even take Tylenol because of potential liver damage. She'll get fatty liver disease before she ever destroys her liver from medications, lmao. Anyway as usual she ignored everyone's recommendations of her seeing a therapist.

- Admits that she's bad at makeup, possibly the reason why she refuses to fill in her brows.

Then she left the channel saying that she doesn't want to deal with mean people anymore on YouNow and left empty threats again about not streaming anymore. She'll be back because she needs the YT $$$.
 
She's on younow. Says nutritionist won't help her, because she already knows what she is suppose to be eating. She finds cooking boring, and eats vegan or vegetarian frozen Amy's tv dinners all the time. Says she is losing weight because she is starving herself during the day and eats at night.
That's classic fatlogic.

"I haven't eaten all day so I can eat four tv dinners it's vegan and vegan is good for you."
 
I have a day off today so I decided to listen to her YouNow. I wasn't there from the beginning, and honestly it was just her being a bitch and reading Snapchats the whole time. Some "noteworthy" information:

- Amberlynn finally admits that she doesn't like cats, she finds them gross in comparison to dogs. She likes Twinkie better than her cats. She finds cats gross because of their litter box. That's because she never cleans up after her cats and gets Destiny to do it, but now that Destiny has moved out no one will do it for her.

- Amberlynn will not give Jax (Destiny's cat) up to Destiny, despite saying she doesn't like cats. She makes up some excuse saying "Destiny will make Jax an outdoor cat" as a reason why, and also with her crocodile tears, saying that she doesn't want to split up her animals. We all know she actually doesn't want to give the cat up so she can have power over Destiny. This is out of spite and clearly a hostage situation. Can you imagine if she had actual children? She'd be one of those people who use children as pawns/bargaining chips. SMH.

- Claims she hasn't eaten all day, that she's lost weight because she's "starved herself". It's gotten to the point where her fridge is empty.

- Complains about mental illnesses, muh anxiety and depression, talks about how she doesn't wanna go on meds because "she's scared", and went on some rant saying that she won't even take Tylenol because of potential liver damage. She'll get fatty liver disease before she ever destroys her liver from medications, lmao. Anyway as usual she ignored everyone's recommendations of her seeing a therapist.

- Admits that she's bad at makeup, possibly the reason why she refuses to fill in her brows.

Then she left the channel saying that she doesn't want to deal with mean people anymore on YouNow and left empty threats again about not streaming anymore. She'll be back because she needs the YT $$$.

The reason why her fridge is empty, is because no one will drive her around for groceries. Also, it doesn't surprise me that she hates cats for the sole reason she's too lazy to clean their box.
 
This is so painfully middle school relationship tier

Christ, it looks like she smeared shit on the wall there.

But how the hell is she trying to rationalize that cats are harder to care for than dogs? If cat litter boxes are too hard for her to clean, how is she cleaning all the dog shit out of her yard? Oh wait, it's probably a doggie doo mind field.
 
- Amberlynn finally admits that she doesn't like cats, she finds them gross in comparison to dogs. She likes Twinkie better than her cats. She finds cats gross because of their litter box. That's because she never cleans up after her cats and gets Destiny to do it, but now that Destiny has moved out no one will do it for her.
Why does she have 3 cats then? Plus the kitten (I think her name was Scarlet?) that she got rid off, and some cat she had with Krystal?

I know I sperg about their animal situation too much but damn, it's so frustrating.

I also have no idea where Jax (and truthfully, all the rest of them) would be better off. ALard can't be bothered to walk the dog or clean up the litter, but Dustin doesn't seem to be much better. Sure, her and Dana have full-time jobs, which is usually commendable, but it's not great for pet ownership. Especially if it involves a super young, high energy breed puppy that's gonna be left alone with a cat for Lord knows how many hours a day.
 
I don't know how much longer Dustin will be paying his share of the rent but my guess is Amber will stop paying all together. The eviction process takes awhile so by the time they take her to court and all that jazz she'll probably be in Virginia with Krystal. I'm wondering what she is going to do with her pets while she is there. You think Krystal's parents are okay having Amber's fat ass there along with 4 animals? The whole situation seems weird to me.
 
AL's the happiest when she's around her true love: food.

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Look how wide her mouth opens when she inhales that pasta. She's like a whale for real.

Regarding the McDonalds photo, there's no doubt she scarfed down that double quarter pounder, large fry, and 20 piece McNugget. It's funny how she tries to make it look like Destiny made all that. Destiny is fat but isn't maintaining 500lb. We all know who actually chowed down on that meal.
 
I have a day off today so I decided to listen to her YouNow. I wasn't there from the beginning, and honestly it was just her being a bitch and reading Snapchats the whole time. Some "noteworthy" information:

- Amberlynn finally admits that she doesn't like cats, she finds them gross in comparison to dogs. She likes Twinkie better than her cats. She finds cats gross because of their litter box. That's because she never cleans up after her cats and gets Destiny to do it, but now that Destiny has moved out no one will do it for her.

- Amberlynn will not give Jax (Destiny's cat) up to Destiny, despite saying she doesn't like cats. She makes up some excuse saying "Destiny will make Jax an outdoor cat" as a reason why, and also with her crocodile tears, saying that she doesn't want to split up her animals. We all know she actually doesn't want to give the cat up so she can have power over Destiny. This is out of spite and clearly a hostage situation. Can you imagine if she had actual children? She'd be one of those people who use children as pawns/bargaining chips. SMH.

- Claims she hasn't eaten all day, that she's lost weight because she's "starved herself". It's gotten to the point where her fridge is empty.

- Complains about mental illnesses, muh anxiety and depression, talks about how she doesn't wanna go on meds because "she's scared", and went on some rant saying that she won't even take Tylenol because of potential liver damage. She'll get fatty liver disease before she ever destroys her liver from medications, lmao. Anyway as usual she ignored everyone's recommendations of her seeing a therapist.

- Admits that she's bad at makeup, possibly the reason why she refuses to fill in her brows.

Then she left the channel saying that she doesn't want to deal with mean people anymore on YouNow and left empty threats again about not streaming anymore. She'll be back because she needs the YT $$$.

I've been a lurker here for a long time, but this made me so mad I had to make an account to make a post. I've had cats and dogs (one at a time, because they need hell lot of attention) and I've noticed cats doesn't express their emotions as much as dogs, which is probably why AL likes dogs better, because she wants to feel loved and wanted. I currently have a cat and I don't fucking understand how she thinks cats are gross, because most cats I've come in contact with are super clean. Most of them are cleaner than dogs, honestly if she didn't like cats why the fuck did she get 3 of them?! I feel so bad for those animals.
 
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Hamberlynn's not starving. Her fridge is empty, but it doesn't stop her from going out with her enablers to go feast on some food. No wonder she's still maintaining her gargantuan weight. Keep going, bb, soon you'll hit 600lb in no time! #goals
No,but see she fasted during day and ate healthy vegan Amy tv dinners 3 days in row so she should be able to treat herself to a big mac combo.

It's what her fat addled brain tells her after all.
 
Hamberlynn's not starving. Her fridge is empty, but it doesn't stop her from going out with her enablers to go feast on some food. No wonder she's still maintaining her gargantuan weight. Keep going, bb, soon you'll hit 600lb in no time! #goals

Because I'm a loser with no life, I went on the Mcdonalds website and tallied the total on that tray. This is the results:

Calories 3060
Carbs 335g
Fat 144g
Sodium 3730mg
Protein 112g
 
Because I'm a loser with no life, I went on the Mcdonalds website and tallied the total on that tray. This is the results:

Calories 2970
Carbs 325g
Fat 141g
Sodium 3470mg
Protein 107g

That seems way too low. There's like 2 french fries there at least, two large, and what I think is 20 piece nugget because Destiny outed her one time as eating that at McD's.

Either way for one meal that's horrifying. No wonder she's bloated, all that salt she takes in...

How did her eyebrows disappear like that?

Her face got fatter, expanding her eyebrows
 
That seems way too low. There's like 2 french fries there at least, two large, and what I think is 20 piece nugget because Destiny outed her one time as eating that at McD's.

Either way for one meal that's horrifying. No wonder she's bloated, all that salt she takes in...



Her face got fatter, expanding her eyebrows

I adjusted it. I thought it was two double quarter pounds, not one plus the 20piece nuggets (disgusting)
 
I wastched a 600 lbs life last night. Dude was 760 pounds, got up to 860 until he was hospitalized, then got down to the mid-700s again. He never lost weight like Dr Now said-unless he was hospitalized. Seriously gross, he was bed bound with what looked like mushrooms growing all over his legs. (Cellulitis). He was five feet across.

He was so caught up in his addiction that Dr.now gave up on him. Funny thing was, he sounded just like AL. Even when the evidence that he'd gained a hundred pounds was in front of him, he claimed to not know how it was happening, that he thought he was doing well, that he'd been dieting. He also said he skipped lunch so maybe ate a little more at dinner. They showed the massive amounts he was eating but he didn't acknowledge it, neither did his feeder.

Hos daughter was super frustrated because she was the only one not in denial.

He had a heart attack on the show and I suspect that if he's not dead yet, he's close to 900 pounds.

This is going to be Amberlynn's fate. She's one fall from being bedridden and having nothing to do but eat. That photo of her a year ago-she was probably a hundred pounds less than now. These girls will end up taking turns to care for her.

It's 1 million percent about what you put in your mouth. That's it Amberlynn. There is no other magic. No carbs, no sugar and lean protein. That's it for you.

My mouth doesn't even open as wide as hers-that photo of her eating the pasta is disgusting -it's not human. Her piggy eyes, her stretched mouth with the tongue hanging out-awful. Fatties always eat like that. No such thing as one piece pasta on a fork and slowly putting in in and sliding it off with these people. They just inhale it down their gullets.

I have had overweight friends (and liked them and not really thought about their weight) but none this obese. And I think I'd stay far away...

Ha! She's already back on younow.
 
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