Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I was futzing around google maps for the Richmond-Berea area, and YIKES. No offense to Kentuckians but that's the ground zero for white trash just looking at the shops.

Also, I died laughing when I scrolled and saw this:
No wonder why they are all fat. I am still laughing at ALbert not knowing Kentucky has tornadoes and didn't know what the alarm was for..
 
I'm not sure it's been answered but why are her knuckles brown like that? I thought she only had brown ring on her neck fupa because she is too lazy to wash all her folds. Surely it can't be so difficult to make sure her hands are clean?


http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prediabetes/symptoms-causes/dxc-20270026
One possible sign that you may be at risk of type 2 diabetes is darkened skin on certain parts of the body.
Affected areas can include the neck, armpits, elbows, knees and knuckles.
 
I remember in a lot of her vids with Dustin driving her to work, they appeared to be in a rural area. No traffic, nothing outside but trees. Took a half hour to get to work.

That apartment complex or whatever looks like a bunker. Just a rectangle. I suppose it's possible that if her part of the rent is only 250.00, she can survive on YouTube money.

But that pre-Christmas show for Dustin-she spent a thousand on stuff then. That's gotta hurt. I can't imagine her credit cards have high limits. I can't imagine her persuing a settlement either, but it's got to come from somewhere. Maybe she's got a relative helping her?
 
I definitely don't think AL was in any kind of settlement, that would be a good guess though. It is weird that it seems she has all of this money coming out of her ass. I think she most likely does have a shit ton of credit cards, plus I wouldn't put it past her to beg a bank for a loan at some point. Or another far off theory would be that she still gets money from either krystle or her parents. She sweet talked krystle out of a lot of shit and she probably still could. I mean they still send each other Christmas presents every year and krystle still seem meek and weak minded enough.

Also it's funny you guys found those pictures. I bet AL only walks Twinkie on that little stretch of sidewalk and maybe a little bit of the asphalt and then takes her back in inside. Plus I doubt she can pick up the dog poop so she's polluting not only hers but her neighbors front grass area. Gross.

Edit: and about her spending so much on everything when they first moved into the new townhouse; I don't think it was just her money. I think she might've just said that because she's AL and has to be better. Her and destiny both had a joint bank account when they both started to work at the govt job. And they had that joint account up until destiny broke up with her, so it couldn't of just been her money, right? It makes sense as to why she was always spending, especially if it was for the house or groceries because she probably thought, "D doesn't care, I'm buying it for the both of us."
 
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AmberLynn's obesity and helplessness feed a sick need she has to be cared for. She likely feels like no one ever took care of her when she was a girl and now as an adult she has made the probably unconscious decision to live a parasitic lifestyle that forces other people to take care of her. Of course we can look at it and see that it is doomed to failure because no one wants to be the caretaker of a super obese woman like AmberLynn. She's obese to the point that she has hygiene issues and can barely walk. But by remaining helpless like this AmberLynn forces those who choose to be around her to take care of her for as long as they stick around.

And of course this is a plan doomed to failure. AmberLynn can find people who are initially altruistic or rather weird or deeply kind enough to deal with her many issues but her relationships tend to be very shallow and don't last for any appreciable period of time. But the reality of what she faces can't counter the fantasy she has of being a much loved and valued girl whom others give up their lives to care for her.

It's unlikely to change. Her obesity is part of this sick cycle she engages in and if she loses weight she will be expected to work a job, clean her home, put on pants, and wipe her own butt. To healthy people, physically and psychologically, this sounds like a nightmare, to be so fat that it forces others to take care of you is a nightmare. For AmberLynn, it's just a tool in a chest used to manipulate others into giving her the care she doesn't feel like she received when she was a little girl.

Or so says my degree in armchair psychology.
 
Ogre prom?
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It's been a few days since I read this thread, and I see I've missed a ton.

Rate me late, but I'd really like to comment on something a few pages back, because it's concerning.

I don't understand why she keeps lying about not feeding her animals human food. What's the point? We already know she gives Twinky hot cheetos (lord-jesus-help-her) And the story about the previous owner feeding rarity human food as an explanation to why she begs in the video, didn't she say she wasn't weaned yet when she got her? Even in this video she clearly says she will give her food from her plat

In the taquito mukbang she states that the only human food she feeds Rarity is tuna.

I was a little shocked to hear that, because human tuna is really toxic to cats, ESPECIALLY young ones.

Human tuna contains a generous amount of mercury and is high in unsaturated fat; while unsaturated fat is good for humans, feeding your cat too much of it can cause a Vitamin E deficiency and cause inflammation of the fat tissues, which is incredibly painful and can be deadly if left untreated. Let's not mention mercury poisoning :cryblood:
 

I'm not sure it's been answered but why are her knuckles brown like that? I thought she only had brown ring on her neck fupa because she is too lazy to wash all her folds. Surely it can't be so difficult to make sure her hands are clean?

It's not a matter of cleanliness (though AL could use it, most likely), it's da beetus. Acanthosis nigricans (those dark patches of skin) is triggered when too much insulin is in the blood stream. #slayyyyyy #gurl
 
Dog Prom, I think you nailed her motivation.That was an excellent armchair analysis. And likely the motivation of many super obese people.

Her relationships are as shallow as her speech patterns. People are innately kind and are not likely to let her die in that apartment so somebody will always check on her once a week., even after they are sick of her.

I did want to clear up that she and Dustin never had a government job. They worked for a place that had a contract with the government, but she didn't work for the government or have the govt benefits. It was a minimum wage call center job.

Still stupid to quit. Now she has no breaks in her eating. Can you imagine her sitting around that bunker all day with nothing to do and nowhere to go and a food addiction? Eat eat eat eat eat.......

Edited to add that she probably has no idea what hurts pets. She's likely to give her dog chocolate and leave lillies out for her cat to chew on.
 
See AL should gain 100 pounds and apply for my 600 pound life. Imagine seeing her fail on national tv?
It would be hilarious to see Dr. Nowzaradan tear into her :lol:.
I'd like to see her try to justify her laziness and various daily fuckups to him after he tells her to lose 30lbs and she comes back having gained 60.
 
"Haaaaaaay, Dr. Now, haaaaaaaaayy. I like your new stethoscope, like slaaaaaaay, gorl, SUH-LAAAAAAAAAAAY. Ugh, who am I, even?! Wha-... Oh, I gained 76 lbs.? But I did everything you said! Uuuuuhhhhmmrm-mah...yeah, no. I didn't cheat on my diet, my bae Sharla here had a birthday, and we went to Cheesecake Factory last week, but- .....But, I have to reward mahself, gorl, cuz lezberul, I lost 80 lbs. three years ago, 'nd I can do it again."

And then she'd argue that his scale is wrong and how she's the Queen of Moderation. LOL
 
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