Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

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I may be reading this wrong, but is she bragging about fitting into a seat belt in Dustins car?

It's just a newer car, made to accommodate bigger people, since that is the trend. That's like putting on a bigger size of pants and calling it a victory because you fit into them. She's really hard up for ass-pats.

 

[elliebell]

She's so infuriating. This is classic AL. She cries about Destiny treating her like shit, but goes on to go for a ride in her new car. Just like she cries about being fat, and then eats disgusting cardboard pizza. How can we believe any of her emotions are authentic when she constantly contradicts herself. Narcissist, compulsive liar, and addict. It's a pity, really.

 

[C3PBRO]

To be fair, do you even need a seat belt when you're a literal walking airbag?

 

[Xenomorph]

To be fair, do you even need a seat belt when you're a literal walking airbag?

you wouldnt want her plunging through your dashboard do you?

 

[FatFuckingClown]

you wouldnt want her plunging through your dashboard do you?

Who's asking....?

 

[KicDaKitty]

Here's the real reason for that "nonscale victory" new cars have made seatbelts much bigger to accommodate for the growing population of obese Americans.

 

[Antipathy]

Here's the real reason for that "nonscale victory" new cars have made seatbelts much bigger to accommodate for the growing population of obese Americans. View attachment 199604

Such an adult move; getting so fat you can't fit into your old car.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Such an adult move; getting so fat you can't fit into your old car.

I mean it was only a matter of time. That poor car could only handle so much. Can you imagine all the stress on the shocks and struts and even the engine carrying such large people around all day. That poor thing wasn't built to take that kind of abuse.

 

[Xenomorph]

Here's the real reason for that "nonscale victory" new cars have made seatbelts much bigger to accommodate for the growing population of obese Americans. View attachment 199604

and of course AL couldnt wait to ask for a ride

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Spoiler

if she does learn how to drive, it'll look something like this.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Spoiler

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if she does learn how to drive, it'll look something like this.

Bah, hah, same marshmallow feet!

I mean it was only a matter of time. That poor car could only handle so much. Can you imagine all the stress on the shocks and struts and even the engine carrying such large people around all day. That poor thing wasn't built to take that kind of abuse.

Right! Especially after the hotel getaway, that was like 1500 lbs! Good for D for getting herself a nice new ride tho.

 

[bbbandito]

The MSRP of a 2017 Honda HRV is $19,465.

Buying a new (especially current year) as a young person is so fucking stupid in my book. That ~$300 a month could easily be put towards a 10-year old reliable low mileage vehicle at less than half the cost.

Hell, I just found a 2007 Honda CRV for $6,999. Why waste thousands of dollars in your early twenties while not even balling out in a "cool" car?

 

[Tazz]

Maximum load for this lil putt putt suvlet is 850lbs for passengers and cargo COMBINED. Hope she got the extended service plan for that transmission.

 

[KicDaKitty]

The MSRP of a 2017 Honda HRV is $19,465.

Buying a new (especially current year) as a young person is so fucking stupid in my book. That ~$300 a month could easily be put towards a 10-year old reliable low mileage vehicle at less than half the cost.

Hell, I just found a 2007 Honda CRV for $6,999. Why waste thousands of dollars in your early twenties while not even balling out in a "cool" car?

Because speds don't think about the future, it's all about what they want when they want it.

 

[PiggyPie]

Just found this gem on IG

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

Bah, hah, same marshmallow feet!

Her foot looks like those plaster Bigfoot casts. I'd say a mix between 1,7,9.
ETA: Don't want to know what 18 is.

 

[Rotogravure]

That car looks like a two door, if it is how is anyone going to fit in the backseat?

 

[angelicbitch]

Just found this gem on IG
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Seems like she wanted to highlight the comment that made Dustin seem worse off. Instead of just ignoring it, she brought more attention to it by "defending" Dustin. The person wasn't even rude.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Seems like she wanted to highlight the comment that made Dustin seem worse off. Instead of just ignoring it, she brought more attention to it by "defending" Dustin. The person wasn't even rude.

Amberlardo is trying too hard to look like the mature one in the breakup, defending her ex-girlfriend. Too bad it is giving the opposite effect. It is making her look like a tryhard. And for people who have been following her trainwreck life for a while we all know she's lying too, to make herself look good.

She hits like every point of a narcissist. I know she reads KF and that Facebook group (as Damon White). I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she is seemingly incapable of self-crit, but seriously. She should spend that time to actually make herself better by losing weight, not being a manipulative scumbag - rather than keeping up appearances that she's healthy, a nice person, and is trustworthy.

 

[Bustcakes]

The MSRP of a 2017 Honda HRV is $19,465.

Buying a new (especially current year) as a young person is so fucking stupid in my book. That ~$300 a month could easily be put towards a 10-year old reliable low mileage vehicle at less than half the cost.

Honestly, I can understand it to an extent-- for me, personally, I was driving a seriously pitiful used car (thing's nearly 30) from the time I was 16 on until last year. When a clunker's all you've had prior, you do want to spoil yourself-- but it's only a reasonable thing to do with a steady, decent income and a sizeable down payment. Which, well, we're pretty aware couldn't be happening with Dustin.