Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Amber is back, but I'm on mobile so I can't archive.

Got'cha, fam.

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[WasabiPastas]

Got'cha, fam.

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Even at 2x she's still boring as fuck. Yet I'm compelled to watch this fat disaster of a person until she finally croaks.

I'm tired, boss.

 

[monet]

Gorl what the fuck do you mean you’d rather live in excruciating pain that makes you rock back and forth than get a tooth that no one ever sees taken out? because it’s too mentally taxing??

does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party

Spoiler: new pic of her as a kid (i think)

 

[Kela de Thaym]

TLDR: This stupid bitch “cracked her tooth” on a damn chicken tender at Bingo.

Considering her dietary habits, her teeth (what few are genuinely left) are either soft, brittle, or both.

Also, she better pray that cracked tooth doesn't turn into a raging infection because that would be hilarious if that's what ultimately takes her out.

 

[Jewish Shart]

Also, she better pray that cracked tooth doesn't turn into a raging infection because that would be hilarious if that's what ultimately takes her out.

She claims she sees a dentist but I can’t imagine her fitting in the chair

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I just watched her latest video, and her description of breaking a tooth (that already had a cavity which she knew about) and then waiting four days to see the dentist is seriously the most white trash story I’ve ever heard. She can’t even refer to an incisor or a molar by name— they’re “single tooth” and “double tooth” as far as she’s concerned.

Jesus, I feel like Lady Mary Crawley or the Dowager Countess or an even worse snob, but holy hell, how do you normalize your teeth literally rotting out of your head?

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Didn't this stupid cunt say recently that she saw a dentist but they only took HALF HER TOOTH and everyone called her out on that being bull shit? They would've removed an entire problem tooth. And holy shit she looks HUGE in that thumbnail. Imagine fUd and eating being the sole reason you're alive.

 

[Insulin reid]

Considering her dietary habits, her teeth (what few are genuinely left) are either soft, brittle, or both.

Also, she better pray that cracked tooth doesn't turn into a raging infection because that would be hilarious if that's what ultimately takes her out.

Im sure the sugar and constantly fear brushing has really worn down her teeth. We've seen her get cavities (sorry the tooth rejecting her mouth) and she continues to have weird quirky brushing things thats totally weird and never been seen before. Her teeth are starting to give way because shes eating cheap hard fried foods and candy and soda at every turn. She chews on ice for gods sake. Her teeth are fucked and shes not going to be able to afford anything.

She claims she sees a dentist but I can’t imagine her fitting in the chair

Okc has a huge fat bitch population. Im sure they will have fat people dentist chairs and the like. Im sure shes been around okc long enough for mommalynn to reassure her that they have big gorl chairs everywhere so she doesn't have to be afraid of going out anymore. If she hasn't gone to the dentist her teeth will rot out of her head. If she has gone to the dentist I bet they did the x-ray and initial shit and gave her a roundabout quote for all the preventative shit shes missed and filling cavities and such before other issues become very big and expensive. Amber hates discomfort. Amber only avoids pain to endure a bigger pain which is clearly emotional pain. I think she cant afford anything. Her lifestyle, her teeth, her various shopping addictions and her avoiding being an adult are all expensive. She would rather have rotting icky teeth than get rid of her Lego budget.

Didn't this stupid cunt say recently that she saw a dentist but they only took HALF HER TOOTH and everyone called her out on that being bull shit? They would've removed an entire problem tooth. And holy shit she looks HUGE in that thumbnail. Imagine fUd and eating being the sole reason you're alive.

Remember the stupid story where her dad takes a computer from a courthouse and the story really is her dad took a shitty laptop from a shitty underfunded school while there was a disciplinary thing (like a court of sorts) that she had to go through in like 7th grade or freshman year of highschool.

I bet that bitch went in the dentist office and they did what they could to alleviate this shit and told her it has to be completely cleaned out again or something with putting her under anesthesia. She tells half truths and I assume the best from the dentist and the worst from amber. Shes retelling the story as if the dentist fucked up and shes gotta go back. Bitch doesn't want to be put under or she cant afford it.

 

[Cataloons]

Im sure the sugar and constantly fear brushing has really worn down her teeth.

Power Level - I've worked in a dentistry-adjacent field. In her case the problem isn't the sugar, it's the acidity of all the fizzy shit she drinks. If you eat a lot of sugar it feeds the bacteria that can cause weakening of the enamel, which then causes decay. If you just drink things with a tart note (meaning that it's acidic), regardless if it's sugar free, the acid directly attacks the enamel. It works faster and causes more damage than just not brushing your teeth.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

About 2.2%of the adult population have NO permanent teeth. After so many have been removed, rotted or in Amber terms "rejected", it's easier to pull them all and get dentures.

That figure is four times higher for uneducated, poor white trash. Denture arc when?

As with doctors, she probably thinks the less you see the dentist, the better. For methheads, probably true. She has no idea regular dental visits are easier, cheaper, less traumatic. Rinse and repeat.

Teeth are also a big marker of class. You will never get a job missing front teeth. Hmm.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Im sure they will have fat people dentist chairs and the like.

While I'm sure fat-fuck shithole states like Oklahoma and Texas have fat-fuck dentist's chairs to accommodate their Patients of Size, I'd love to see the chair that can accommodate fat-fuck ALR's balloon-animal legs sufficiently to support her in the typical dental patient's position.

I'm not being snarky, either. I want to see this feat of human engineering that shouldn't even exist and gawk at it.

Fat fucks.

 

[minimum_spanning_tree]

Thanks for raising everyone's dental plan premiums Dentistlynn.

 

[Eskimoto]

Amberlynn’s tooth played too hard and escaped her food hole. Love that for her.

 

[McBoogerBall]

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Im convinced she came out of her mom morbidly obese from the start.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

It occurs to me that MethMama has a plate on top and nothing on the bottom, so Amber probably thinks having teeth extracted is something she gets from her mother, like having long hair or saying “melk,” “bolth,” and “ordaments.” Here’s hoping she doesn’t decide to take after her father and develop diabetes and a mustache.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

A chipped tooth? That’s the reason for the absence?

Come on Amber; we have Guntums here literally evading an authoritarian oppressive government and the best you could come up with is a chipped tooth?

Reminds me of a tweet from around the time Gunt moved to Kuweight that I’m gonna paraphrase :

UPDATES ON GORLWORLD:

Chantel has abandoned her pet(s) to move around the world in order to be apart of a romance/marriage scam

Amber has signed up for Weight Watchers again.

(Side note : this just more proof of how much Gunty fucked up her grift by being a vindictive narcissistic asshole and why you shouldn’t fuck with cats)

 

[owlbear_bearian]

Gorl what the fuck do you mean you’d rather live in excruciating pain that makes you rock back and forth than get a tooth that no one ever sees taken out? because it’s too mentally taxing??

does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party

Spoiler: new pic of her as a kid (i think)

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Fake nail grown out so far it's dangleen. DEFINITELY not seeing anyone.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Got'cha, fam.

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Oh joy, the flabby one has returned. I really have more important things to do, so I'll keep this brief.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Hi guyysss I'm baaack into intro.

Flashback to a week and a half ago to her looking like absolute shit and putting on makeup. Ixnay on the Hashimoto's, still has hyperthyroidism though (lol). Next segment of her in the living room doing nothing of importance.

Flash forward to today, and we get her explanation of the absence. Fatty chipped a tooth eating chicken strips at bingo. "Your mouthjust genuinely has a mind of its own sometimes." Fatty. Your mouth is jam packed with an absolute fuckton of nerves serving a plentitude of functions. Your own jaw is capable of crushing your teeth but it can't because your brain is keeping a tight yoke on that bitch. Anyway, lol, enjoy tooth problems, meth child. Wait, this flabby fuck just kept a bad tooth for years because wahh wahh taking a tooth out is scaawy? Incredible. Anyway she had the tooth taken out, and what follows is a long retelling of her experience that is devoid of anything interesting. Apart from her claiming she just had half a tooth for a long time? The fuck is this medieval era dental care? AND she needs a new filling?! The universe isn't telling you that you need a break from YouTube, it's telling you take better care of your teeth.

Says she'll still do livestreams and kisses us goodbye.

Lol fatty has shitty teeth, nothing will ever be a clearer indicator of her trashy nature and origins. The fact that this heifer claims to take good care of her teeth and admits to just keeping half a fucking tooth in her mouth while ALSO needing a filling in another tooth in the same breath is proof of her absolutely fucked standards. Anyway here's hoping the new non schedule will be sparse and short.

 

[TardiX]

does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party

Because it's not dainty and cute like Beepy Dee. It only points out her trash eating and poor hygiene and FAT habits.

The last time during the wifey era that her tooth explored too hard she tried to twist that into brushing too much because of OCD. Literally everything has to be a quirky mental illness and not her being a gross butter golem.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Every time Amber talks about her super healthy teeth, all I can think about is the rotten tooth she kept as a souvenir. She had her wisdom tooth pulled back in 2019, because according to her, the tooth was being rejected by her mouth (nasty bitch).

This thing is hollow and brown