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Chantal was a fugitive in Kuwait, and all Amber can do is tell us about her stinky rotten teeth. Girlypop is never getting her crown back at this rate.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Damn she really is a marvel of medicine, having such a hulthy but big body that just keeps accumulating mess, and her mouth that just keeps rejecting her hulthy teeth out of her moon face.
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"My teeth are really healthy and I brush them wayyy too much."Every time Amber talks about her super healthy teeth, all I can think about is the rotten tooth she kept as a souvenir. She had her wisdom tooth pulled back in 2019, because according to her, the tooth was being rejected by her mouth (nasty bitch).
This thing is hollow and brown
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Proceeds to show disgusting rotted hollow tooth and admits that this bothered her for years and that there were exposed nerves.
This is like lying on the level of a preschooler, just blatant denial. In any case, I've seen lushes and meth addicts with better dental care, so I suppose Amber beating death speedrunners in some category is an impressive feat in her ongoing endeavour to be a pathetic failure.
Sorry if MATI, poor dental care just grosses me out like few things do.
Mike Tyson Any'tizers
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Fascinated at her inclination to call incisors "small teeth" and cuspids "double teeth" (or is it "devil teeth"? Initially I thought she was saying double to refer to bicuspids, but after rewatching I think she's just an actual retard).
Denture arc can't come soon enough! She's gonna get the daintiest, most aesthetic little cup to soak it in at night.
Denture arc can't come soon enough! She's gonna get the daintiest, most aesthetic little cup to soak it in at night.
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Well.... not that one.
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This has to be Mammalynn's nail because Amber hasn't had nails since like last year.
I was just finishing with catching up on Foodie's thread and it goes to show you how fucking boring Amber has become. She goes away for two weeks, and she comes back with twelve minutes worth of vlogs. Foodie goes away for two weeks and comes back for a six hour livestream high off her ass in a new apartment. Also Foodie has an arguably better excuse because she was getting all her shit together to move across the world again. Hamber had....a tooth ache....
With Foodie you cannot make up what she does to herself out of the sheer lunacy of it all. With Hambutt I wish she'd make shit up cause then at least we'd be able to find the lies which is much more fun than whatever the fuck she's doing now.
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Enjoy from dispeckful moments on IG
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What in the actual fuck is going on in there!? They're just kinda thrown in. And if you get a gross rotten tooth removed, the rest of your teeth and gums shouldn't be all black too. I'll bet her mouth smells like fucking ass.
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If she gets a kitten, I might just implode. I'd like to hope she's in the thread lurking- Brush Wasabi, feed your pets something other than set-it-and-forget-it dry kibble, put Twinkie on a diet, get your pets microchipped, THEN think about getting a kitten.
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I know we're anti cow tipping or gay-ops, but I really hope someone calls animal control or something again and gets her barred from adoption or buying more pets. You can give me top hats, I am in fact mad.
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Holy fuck! Meth addicts have better teeth than Amber.
Plastic dentures here we come!
They haven’t made filters for teeth yet (or at least not at that angle)
Also fuck you Amber you fat pig for even suggesting the idea of a new cat.
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If she gets a new kitten, raising it is going to be harder and much more inconvenient than she remembers. Not having a girlfriend around to actually take care of it for her is a recipe for disaster.
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I hope that new kitten shits and pisses all over her and her apartment.
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Amber already does that on her own.
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If that was true, then why was she so worried when she was with Becky about going to the dentist because she was worried she wouldn't fit in the chair. People who go regularly to a dentist, know what the chairs are like. Not only that, I saw a video recently, of a bunch of clips of her talking about that first rotted tooth, for about 10 years she complained about not being able to get it removed because she had no dental insurance and couldn't afford it, but she went for regular cleanings, sure.
Sounds like she is setting us up for her denture era. Of course by no fault of her own. Will she get top and bottoms, or just the top like her mom?
Just imagine kissing someone with a mouth like that. Wasn't it Jade that liked her to breath into her mouth? And Jade is supposedly the smart ex of hers. Fucking nasty.
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Sorry, did I miss something? Where is this "Amber getting a new kitten" talk coming from? I know trusting Amber's own word is folly, but iirc whenever she was asked in QnAs about new pets, she has denied it, consistently too. I'm not saying I immediately believe her, but contrast that to her voicing how much she wanted a kitten before Gracie was sent to explore too hard.
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I think she is one of the people that the dentist tells you about that "only brushes where people can see" and ignores the rest of her teeth entirely. It does look like a total rot factory in there.
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Along with a horrible diet (carbs, sugar, and soda), I convinced she just doesn’t brush her teeth. She fucking bleed into a mattress for nearly a year. She barely bathes herself. Can’t even wipe her own ass. She mostly likely sleeps in her own fifth and just passes out when she is tired.
The only word we have is her’s and she’s a lying sack of shit.
Her teeth are the by product of a terrible diet and bad hygiene.
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A reminder of what her teeth looked like in 2023
Like her hair, I’m surprised she still has teeth at all (although she’ll probably be toothless in a couple years at this rate).
Insane how she used to be able to afford paying for cleanings, root canals, and the like out of pocket, yet was losing teeth left and right during that era because orange chicken and 10,000 journals were more important.
Like her hair, I’m surprised she still has teeth at all (although she’ll probably be toothless in a couple years at this rate).
Insane how she used to be able to afford paying for cleanings, root canals, and the like out of pocket, yet was losing teeth left and right during that era because orange chicken and 10,000 journals were more important.
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Was it Erica or Emily who said that Amberlynn only brushes and doesn't believe in flossing? Anyways, fat gross person is fat and gross. Fork found in kitchen. I imagine without a wiper in the equation she probably doesn't brush her teeth at all.
My fellow Kiwis, please take care of your teeth. Gum disease is linked to dementia and various cardiovascular problems. Brush, floss, scrape your tongue, mouthwash, do whatever the hell you gotta do to keep your teeth clean.
My fellow Kiwis, please take care of your teeth. Gum disease is linked to dementia and various cardiovascular problems. Brush, floss, scrape your tongue, mouthwash, do whatever the hell you gotta do to keep your teeth clean.