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Her head looks like a detached balloon in that pic.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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NemmaSis
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AL talks about "appointments" in her newest video. My first thought was government assistance or workers comp. I didn't get an ad for her last 2 videos, maybe she realizes she needs to make money elsewhere? I guess Destiny drove her to the appointments. I wish Destiny would just cut her off.
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- Oct 27, 2016
Hitting all the big gay AL bingo squares:
- Target and thrift shopping
- Buying pointless garbage
- THAT FUCKING BRA OMG
- Destiny tongue sighting
- Recording another pointless session on YouNow
The "delicious snack" this vid is titled for takes up about 30 seconds of screen time and is pickles slathered in peanut butter. Someone fling some snark cause I just don't have the energy anymore.
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- Jun 13, 2016
LOL, she's so damn fat her "cleavage" line is like three inches from her neck. Guess that's what happens when you're just pushing a bunch of random fat into a vertical line.
Tazz
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I wonder if her bra can file for workers comp. I know definitely the choker is going to snap and claim worker's comp on her.
FeedMeLobsterNow
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Maybe it is the same old bra day after day. How does she even put it on? Pretty sure she can't reach back for a back hook bra normally. Is it a front hook one? Or a back hook one she just hooks on front then turns around? I had never considered that putting on a bra might just be as difficult as putting on pants for her.
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Never thought about it, but you're right. Might be why she has the same on always - never takes it off or maybe it snaps in the front.
FeedMeLobsterNow
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You forgot the one about how she got "electrocuted in her ears" once during a storm. God,, the ignorance.
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Man ALs lip syncing snaps are so irritating, the music is trash. It seems to be the most common thing she posts on Snapchat too.
I do want to know what the song she was syncing to yesterday was though. Something about lighting a blunt and passing it?
I do want to know what the song she was syncing to yesterday was though. Something about lighting a blunt and passing it?
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The only people who eat pickles with peanut butter are stereotyped pregnant women on sitcoms from the 80s. What is she even doing.
FeedMeLobsterNow
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harrytaco
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So concerned about her health she better get a nap on the couch...overweight by atleast 350lbs.
Long time lurker, first time poster. That one got me.
Long time lurker, first time poster. That one got me.
BubbaGumpShraaamp
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Her body is craving sodium and fat, but she's pretend.. I mean trying to be healthy.
Also, I think a gorrr her size wouldn't be able to get up by herself if she ever managed to find a jacuzzi that fit her. Amirite or amirite?
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Cockyxx
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At this point it wouldn't surprise me if she never took it off. She probably also takes showers in it and just lets it air-dry
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- Jun 17, 2016
She's hot everywhere she goes and doesn't know why. (We know why, gorl)
She didn't want to stay up too long because she was worried about her health.
It takes her an hour to do her makeup, which doesn't cover her fat at all. (And she still can't do the brows)
Her couch is uncomfortable to sleep on (no shit) but she's too scared to go upstairs in a storm.
She was once listening to music on her computer through headphones, lightening struck the house, and she got electrocuted through her ears! It's true, Krystal was there.
She showed us the thrilling backstage happenings of her YouNow production.
She has the fat girl obsession with perfume, all her bottles are branded by pop singers. She had The amount that you would expect from Amber.
Dustin is buying a picture for her mom's birthday at Goodwill (how generous of her to splurge after she just bought a new car) -and a toy for ....Gracie? (There are two of them?)
And somebody told her to try pickles and peanut butter, and she likes it! She ate three pickles with peanut butter slathered on top. Because, what won't she like if it's high fat and high salt, lezbereal. The world would collapse if she tried a bowl of grapes or an apple or something.
She didn't want to stay up too long because she was worried about her health.
It takes her an hour to do her makeup, which doesn't cover her fat at all. (And she still can't do the brows)
Her couch is uncomfortable to sleep on (no shit) but she's too scared to go upstairs in a storm.
She was once listening to music on her computer through headphones, lightening struck the house, and she got electrocuted through her ears! It's true, Krystal was there.
She showed us the thrilling backstage happenings of her YouNow production.
She has the fat girl obsession with perfume, all her bottles are branded by pop singers. She had The amount that you would expect from Amber.
Dustin is buying a picture for her mom's birthday at Goodwill (how generous of her to splurge after she just bought a new car) -and a toy for ....Gracie? (There are two of them?)
And somebody told her to try pickles and peanut butter, and she likes it! She ate three pickles with peanut butter slathered on top. Because, what won't she like if it's high fat and high salt, lezbereal. The world would collapse if she tried a bowl of grapes or an apple or something.
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Play with me, or I'll break your arm
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- Dec 8, 2016
At this point I'm not even watching her videos anymore they are just so repetitive and mind numbing. I just hit pause and scroll to the comments for the giggles. Does anyone know how much of a video needs to be watched for them to get credit? Is it as soon as you click on it or do you have to watch it for a few minutes?
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- Oct 27, 2016
Oddly there's not answers on YouTube itself but everything I'm finding says about 30 seconds. If you're concerned about giving her money, there's always Adblock, and don't forget to smash that dislike button. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.
On-topic, I genuinely don't think she changes that bra. Ever. She doesn't own three or five identical bras, because if they all looked like that what would be the fucking point in changing them. It's beginning to surpass her weight on my disgust-o-meter.
haygurlhay
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This is probably a really stupid thing to be annoyed about with her but it truly bothers me that she sleeps all fucking day. She is up all night doing God knows what but during the day she chooses to just allow her gigantic, shapeless blob of a body to just sleep. This lazyass has NO job (nope, not counting YouTube as a job for her) and will not even attempt to make healthy decisions for herself with ALL this time she has. She could go to sleep early and wake up early to go walk her dog and then come back and make a healthy breakfast. She could also get working on getting her fucking LICENSE. The laziness of this fatass really does trigger me.