Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Hit on? More like hit, seeing those wretched arms activates my fight or flight response.

Tldw coming when I have the time.

More like he sees her as job security. Fat bitch like that must order food 24x7, either that or he lost a bet. My guess, he could tell how desperate she was and thought it would be fun to mess with her. She can't seriously think she was actually being hit on, can she? Just imagine how she looked when he saw her. It was close to feeding time and she is like a possessive dog with a bone when someone is near her food.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Amberlynn has taught me you can have cellulite anywhere

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Alexis and Amber are two big fat peas in a pod the way they both get sayings wrong. Turn on a dime, drop of a hat, stupid.

 

[WasabiPastas]

Amber's new video:

18 Minutes of sitting and talking about nothing. No weigh in. Still fat. Still gaineen. Saved you a click.

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

Amber always opts for the "Leave it at my door" option for food delivery. We've literally seen her do this several times so idk what the "I always go outside so they don't have to go through the lobby" bullshit is about suddenly. This obvious lie just further proves to me personally that this fat ass fantasizes about sexual abuse/harassment and thinks being a victim means she's desirable. Amber's insistence that's she's hot as hell and that everyone wants to fuck her so bad is the most insane example of delusion i've ever seen.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Amber always opts for the "Leave it at my door" option for food delivery. We've literally seen her do this several times so idk what the "I always go outside so they don't have to go through the lobby" bullshit is about suddenly. This obvious lie just further proves to me personally that this fat ass fantasizes about sexual abuse/harassment and thinks being a victim means she's desirable. Amber's insistence that's she's hot as hell and that everyone wants to fuck her so bad is the most insane example of delusion i've ever seen.

It’s also an easy lie that no one can point out being a lie that also happens to be great for click bait and engagement.

I’d like to think no one here comments on her slop but the yokels on yt can’t help to “seethe” and react by rewarding her channel with views and comments.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

The DoorDasher probably sees that address shows up ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And fat chicks will tip the shit out of you if you hit on them. Hence the concern about relationship status.

Also, how is one person eating all this food?

I love that she tells us her health IS the priority. The Ramen with mayo mixed in tells us that already.

Sempre fi, DoorDasher. Get that bread.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I love that the doordasher’s texts are originally in Spanish. So … what’s up mamacita? ¡Hola mami! ¿Estás gorda y desesperada? ¡Ojalá que sí!

To think that this retarded manatee is flooding her basement over some illegal immigrant’s pathetic attempt to flirt with her. She’d be flicking the bean over it, if she could only reach.

 

[Major Pain]

Yeah, Hamber pull a Jojo Siwa and "suddenly" become a heterosexual.
You might spark like days worth of interest.

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

Yeah, Hamber pull a Jojo Siwa and "suddenly" become a heterosexual.
You might spark like days worth of interest.

Yup i feel like this is coming soon. Amber is definitely not a lesbian lol, it's just another one of her made up traits/ailments that make her so "quirky". I find it hard to believe that any actual lesbian would fantasize about men fawning over them like she does. Amberlynn is the real life embodiment of a Mary Sue and it's like she's writing fanfictions with men. Her name is Rarity Gray Dementia Raven Eilish and a lot of hayders stare at her, she puts up her middle finger up at them.

 

[Tiresome]

I find it hard to believe that any actual lesbian would fantasize about men

Amber is a lesbian to the extent that she knows that she can only dominate, harass, control and bully weak-willed women, because she's scared of a man easily putting her on her fat ass.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Big Al the cat killer is hobosexual. Who ever she can control (and not be "afraid" hence all the girlfriends) and she can shack up with is who she will pretend she's attracted to.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Good fuckin' lord, that bitch REALLY needs to stop with that shit.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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I dunno what more unbelievable. Her walking Twinkie at 2 am or some redneck cat calling her.

Also this story supposedly happen “one or two months ago” which is another red flag. How convenient; Amber suddenly has all these stories of men hitting on her. I would imagine we would have heard this story by now but guess letting your teeth rot also gives you very selective memory.

Crazy that Amber, now nearing 550 pounds, is suddenly some prized pig amongst the natives. I know some men will fuck anything but I’d like to think the hicks of OKC have SOME standards.

Delusional doesn’t even began to describe this. This straight up lying for I dunno what reason other than attention. Makes you want just slap her in the face.

Yet still she gets 45k views. Just more proof how much Gunt fucked up her situation. She is actually entertaining. She has real life experiences (gross disgusting ones but at least they are real.) Fat Amber here just has “stories” that seem to be ripped directly either from shitty YA novel or more likely from some slop she watches on her computer.

Even if it was true, it doesn’t change the fact that she still 550 plus lbs and no one with half a brain would fuck her (unless of course she is paying for it.)

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

trucks with hot men hanging out of the windows so dumbfounded they're crashing into telephone poles and surviving internal bleeding out of the sheer will to tell her how dainty and beautiful she is fair maiden

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

trucks with hot men hanging out of the windows so dumbfounded they're crashing into telephone poles and surviving internal bleeding out of the sheer will to tell her how dainty and beautiful she is fair maiden

The EMT reported that his last words before slipping into a coma were “My God that woman is so hawt it’s hectic! If only I too were a morbidly obese lesbian with poor self esteem maybe then I too could get with such beautiful innocent creature! Curse this wretched god for giving me a penis and not a vagina with matching meat flaps and fupa tha she craves and deserves.

Tell my family to skip the funeral service and instead use the money to become permanent member of Amber’s yt channel. Maybe a modest headstone reading “Here lays the an Ambaby who received the greatest gift before death — seeing Amber in public!”

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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Does she genuinely expect anyone to believe people are having a Tom and Jerryesque *wolf whistle* AROOOOGGAAA *boioioioioing* reaction to the sight of her grotesque, leaking, lumpy, dirty, barely recognizable as human body? From multiple people on multiple occasions? Like can we be fucking for real? I know i'm commenting a lot but jesus christ i am just so dumbfounded. This goes beyond personality disorder, like brain tumor or gas leak are the only acceptable explanations for this.

 

[inquizadoor]

I think people are fucking with her and she's too stupid to realize it's not genuine flirting. I'd be willing to believe some drunk redneck was yelling stuff at her out their window and she's just an idiot who doesn't realize all his buddies are laughing their asses off about it.

Of course mostly she's just making shit up for sure

 

[McBoogerBall]

Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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Im sure it happened, but not the way she says it did. The men stopped their truck in the middle of the road to ogle at a fat woman taking her also fat dog out to piss, no compliments were said, but Amber assumed the stares were to admire her delicate dainty body.
The only stares Amber is getting from strangers is stares of disgust and concern. This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces. Fat Al needs a new uhaul lesbian caregiver/feeder STAT these stories are getting ridiculous.