Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Skinless Nugget]

Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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She IS a monster. She IS grotesque and disgusting and deformed. She DOESN'T deserve love or sex. The internet IS right. freakshow.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces.

Beat me to it. I myself have read to the middle of the Cuntal thread by now, and this really just seems like a less interesting version of Gunt's delusions of being this irresistible succubus that nary a man, be they Burger King employee, foreign adonis ir married man.

Damn, I suppose I should've expected this, after all those weird claims of sex during the Bad Choices segment during her Let's Talk videos, which mirrors the far more outlandish and literally shit-laden claims of Gunt's supposed encounters.

Amber has become so uninteresting she became a watered down version of the fatty that dethroned her.

Fitting, I suppose.

 

[janeir0]

Fat Al needs a new uhaul lesbian caregiver/feeder STAT these stories are getting ridiculous.

She probably IS talking to someone new, and this is her middle-school level attempt of trying to make them jealous.
"See, other people find me desirable.... better commit to me asap!"

 

[Constellationzero]

Im sure it happened, but not the way she says it did. The men stopped their truck in the middle of the road to ogle at a fat woman taking her also fat dog out to piss, no compliments were said, but Amber assumed the stares were to admire her delicate dainty body.
The only stares Amber is getting from strangers is stares of disgust and concern. This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces. Fat Al needs a new uhaul lesbian caregiver/feeder STAT these stories are getting ridiculous.

Trucker: Slams breaks, screeching as the rubber scrapes the pavement.

"WOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU COULD SLAP THAT SHELF ASS AND RIDE THE WAVES FOR A WEEK!!"

 

[Mekahineyho]

She probably IS talking to someone new, and this is her middle-school level attempt of trying to make them jealous.
"See, other people find me desirable.... better commit to me asap!"

I think she’s talking to someone new or Danielle. There have been 2 stories she’s told that in my opinion were to make Danielle and Erica jealous. One being the mammogram nurse telling her she was hot after examining her breasts and the other was her going outside to get Taco Bell at 1 am and the DoorDash mans hand was so soft.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

High schoolers like to "prank" uggos and fatties around here by catcalling them, then saying something obscene and driving off. I wonder if it's what's supposedly happening to Hambone.

 

[Neko GF]

stepping on the scale, pasta recipe, & my new goal weight​

(06/25/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=i8sAhEcss_g

Spoiler: Local Archive (1080p):

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I dunno what more unbelievable. Her walking Twinkie at 2 am or some redneck cat calling her.

I can believe that she walks Twinkie that late at night/early in the morning because a) she's up all fucking night so when else would she do it and b) as much as she talks about how much she gets hit on and how many compliments she says she gets, she doesn't want people gawking at her. I'm sure at some level, she knows what a freakshow she is but delulu will delulu and she will ride that delusion until the wheels fall off.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!

Spoiler: Her Weight

534.6 pounds

Spoiler: boob count

 

[inquizadoor]

534 lmao we all knew she'd gianed. That moon face tells all

 

[Goatchoker]

Imagine being so short and fat that your pockets are at your elbows. Lolol

Gravity is a cruel bitch, she’s like a melting ice cream cone.

 

[WasabiPastas]

TLW:

Spoiler

Eats massive poke bowl. Eats huge pasta bowl. Eats two puddings. Lies about that being all she ate that day. Lies about no longer drinking soda. Talks about nothing. Says she weighed 546 at the doctor on May 19th. Weighs in at 534.6 with the talking scale. Still fat.

 

[slzt.fac3]

Does she genuinely expect anyone to believe people are having a Tom and Jerryesque *wolf whistle* AROOOOGGAAA *boioioioioing* reaction to the sight of her grotesque, leaking, lumpy, dirty, barely recognizable as human body? From multiple people on multiple occasions? Like can we be fucking for real? I know i'm commenting a lot but jesus christ i am just so dumbfounded. This goes beyond personality disorder, like brain tumor or gas leak are the only acceptable explanations for this.

Right this is probably the dumbest shit to lie about, like girl Noone is thinks that happened. Your telling me two guys driving a truck at 2am in an apartment complex, slammed the breaks just to holler at thie round lump of cells. She needs to realize just because you put on eyeliner and wear dresses as shirts your still 550 lbs of leaky flaps of fat. No one wants to hit that

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's summer, Amber. Why not put on a couple of bikinis for us?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Bet she thinks her shoved up ass is *perky*.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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Spoiler: Her Weight

534.6 pounds

Spoiler: boob count

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Those new liver tits are coming in nicely.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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Spoiler: Her Weight

534.6 pounds

Spoiler: boob count

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She's 534 lbs at 35, she's the size of two baby elephants, and keeps gaining weight.

 

[janeir0]

Her new goal is to be 499 by the end of this year

Ambitious!

 

[TardiX]

Jesus she can't even change up her fake stories. Didn't the [fake] guy at the grocery store also say "you're so beautiful, are you single, ill cook you dinner" and she had to "make up on the spot" that she was married.

At least change the script A LITTLE you lazy lump of lard

 

[McBoogerBall]

Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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No amount of tugging or pulling on your Torrid shirt is going to mask your sextuple set of tits. At this point if this bitch is so worried about clothing hugging her - just wrap a king sized sheet around your body. Torrid can only make clothes SO fat.