Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

Amber corrected someone in the chat for accidentally typing FAA instead of FDA, then proceeded to say “drankded” about drinking out that owala water bottle lol

 

[Clotso Coof]

accidentally typing FAA instead of FDA

She's the size of an airplane, so I can see why someone might absentmindedly use FAA while talking about her.

 

[by the wawter]

It's actually Rebecca.

It's thumb and yall know it

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

How fucking fat and lazy do you need to envy fake teeth holy shit

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

She's literally such a rotten cunt of a person lmao. Her mom isn't a looker but she looks a lot better with all that dead hair cut off. Amber would look decent too, but she's really stuck to the idea that she's a dainty lipstick lesbian so she's gonna keep that limp greasy string she calls hair until it falls out.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

You just know the hair gets stuck in the rolls and gets yanked out

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

I'd actually say it has the exact opposite effect. On any normal weight woman, hair like that would actually make them look thinner if it encompasses her frame.

Amber though? Her har is just draped over a part of her piggish front. It's like trying to hide a hippo by slinging a towel over it, instead of one of nature's most ruthless predators, you're looking at a stunted development cluster (O)B(CD) consumer whore.

ETA: Though I suppose it makes sense to her, considering most of what she sees of herself is her face. Either way, this made me think of that clip of Amber dressed in all black at this birthday party when she was back with Becky. I feel that one best encapsulates what I said earlier.

 

[Major Pain]

I personally think the only reason Hamberlard keeps her hair long is because it's the only skinny thing on her, and only getting skinnier.
Haters gonna hate.

 

[Five72.4]

I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??

Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.

 

[Talakai]

I think she clings to the long hair because it's the only feature on her that distinguishes her as female. She's an amorphous, sexless blob who would be mistaken as a man from behind (or any angle really) if not for the long, stringy mop.

 

[janeir0]

who would be mistaken as a man from behind

I think you're being overly generous and most would have trouble recognizing her as a person from behind

 

[Constellationzero]

Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.

While looking EXACTLY like her morbidly obese, sex offender registry looking sperm donor of a fAtHeR. Just with long, stringy, greasy Cyraxx wisps.

So princess. Much Disney.