Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I can’t enjoy any reaction channels anymore. All of this fuck shit is happening and every single one makes me want to rip my ears off. Salty Crab was almost bearable enough until she said that no one would stoop low enough to rape GlitterandLazers. When is this bitch going to get doxxed or shut the fuck up?
Pulpy is the only one that is just having fun watching his stories imo
 
Some of my new favorite Amberisms came from these meltdown streams. I saw people mention "Dats Lidurally Testbook BPD!" and "WHERE ARE THE ARM GAUGES???"

But I didn't see anyone talk about "Those red flags? They started as pink flags with hearts. Then quickly turned to Brown flags, and other colors I don't like. And they weren't even flags anymore, but squares, and triangles!"

Literally the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life :story:
 
the whole Rarity mess is unraveling like a shitty murder mystery novel, everyone is now playing detective, trying to piece the clues together. Agathalynn Christie Reid, Fupa She Wrote.

the way Porky flew into a rage when someone mentioned on stream that Rarity is dead was very telling. I keep thinking about that poor little cat freezing to death all alone :( so nasty.
 
the whole Rarity mess is unraveling like a shitty murder mystery novel, everyone is now playing detective, trying to piece the clues together. Agathalynn Christie Reid, Fupa She Wrote.

the way Porky flew into a rage when someone mentioned on stream that Rarity is dead was very telling. I keep thinking about that poor little cat freezing to death all alone :( so nasty.
I seriously don’t get how Emily can’t just come out and say what happened. I know that she kind of did but it still feels like she didn’t or else she knows a lot more than what actually went on.

Amber mentioned that all of the pets liked to hang out in the basement together. Idk the layout of Emily’s house but I can’t imagine that a basement is near the sliding glass back door. I can’t also imagine that all of the pets willingly went down into a basement that most likely doesn’t have heating and was probably either cold or muggy and decided that it was a cool spot to hang out with the others in. I’m wondering if they would all get shut in there when Emily was gone and Amber didn’t feel like taking care of them and Rarity either passed away from being too cold or else one of the other animals got into a fight with her and she died from it. With the amount of pee pad talk as well she could have gotten sick from that.

How do they expect us to believe that Amber brought two cats and a dog over to Emily’s house randomly and they all magically got along? Dogs are better at stuff like that so maybe Twinkie didn’t have many issues with it but domesticated cats are not good with changing locations and I can’t imagine being introduced to other animals on top of that as well. Between Emily’s cats and dog it must have been stressful. They are also only used to smaller dogs around their size because they have lived with Twinkie and the dogs that Erik and Ricky had at Gaycare but from what I’m remembering Emily has a bigger sized dog. RIP Rarity.
 
“She only works 2 days a week”
“I was scared the 2 days she was off work”

“I never slammed a door”
“I once slammed a door”

Jesus fucking Christ. She’s so stupid lol
She also said "I didn't want her to leave because of my trauma" and then said "I was excited when you went to work, I didn't want to be around you." So which one is it? I think we know.
We already know Emily is lying about a lot of this. Pretty obvious by the way her narrative conveniently leaves out how she was caught gooning to deathfats on life support. And we have known that she was talking shit about Amber while they were still together, it's pretty hard to explain away that one.
I don't know if she is lying, probably, but if it had to play choosey and pick which was telling the truth, it wouldn't be Amber.
It surprises me that she considers herself pretty. I still remember that time someone called her fat and she said "I may be fat, but at least I'm pretty." Not sure who told her that, probably the same teacher who told her she was a good writer when she was in 5th grade.

She keeps mentioning her father and his abuse, and yet she grew up being abusive too.

She is so smug in some of these clips and I wish someone would punch her teeth down her throat.
 
Amber mentioned that all of the pets liked to hang out in the basement together. Idk the layout of Emily’s house but I can’t imagine that a basement is near the sliding glass back door. I can’t also imagine that all of the pets willingly went down into a basement that most likely doesn’t have heating and was probably either cold or muggy and decided that it was a cool spot to hang out with the others in.
Emily lives in a split-level home, when they say "basement" they probably mean the lower level
 
Amber mentioned that all of the pets liked to hang out in the basement together. Idk the layout of Emily’s house but I can’t imagine that a basement is near the sliding glass back door. I can’t also imagine that all of the pets willingly went down into a basement that most likely doesn’t have heating

She also kept the dead feeder girlfriend, the diabetic that sustained herself on protein shakes or whatever it was, in the basement. It's probably a finished, heated basement like many are in the midwest.
 
Emily lives in a split-level home, when they say "basement" they probably mean the lower level
Correct, I know the exact layout of Emily's house as like 50% of the houses in Wisconsin are like this.

First floor is 1 half of house including a living room and kitchen, then there's a half staircase up and a half staircase down to the other half of the house, which is technically 2 stories. The down stairs is "basement" and upstairs is bedrooms. The basement is technically a half floor down. Not many houses have a screen door out from there, Emily's house is not on a hill so it wouldn't be practical.
 
Split level is not 2 story (or a bi-level).

Typically split level homes have a more staggered arrangement to the different floors with shorter flights of stairs leading to each one. Bi-level just has an entire second floor plastered on top of the first and connected via a longer stairway.

The 1st story of a split level is typically on ground level, but will 'split' with other rooms into an elevated floor possibly on top of a half-sunk floor, or a staggered basement level. The layout is usually segmented and cramped, which is why they're not as popular as traditional storied houses and sell for much less.
 
She also kept the dead feeder girlfriend, the diabetic that sustained herself on protein shakes or whatever it was, in the basement. It's probably a finished, heated basement like many are in the midwest.
Your right its probably a nice little space away from the crazy shrieking "totally not fast" 500 and something pound behemoth roaming around the upper level like some labyrinth minotaur with mobility issues. No way ambers fat ass is getting up and down stairs, let alone repeatedly so the pets probably figured out it was their best place to chill out when amby was in a rage. That fat cunt parked her ass on emilys kitchen table like it was gaycare 2 electric boogaloo and used it as home base.

She also said "I didn't want her to leave because of my trauma" and then said "I was excited when you went to work, I didn't want to be around you." So which one is it? I think we know.
Its somehow both and switches when useful.
It surprises me that she considers herself pretty. I still remember that time someone called her fat and she said "I may be fat, but at least I'm pretty." Not sure who told her that, probably the same teacher who told her she was a good writer when she was in 5th grade.
Ambers version of pretty means no wrinkles.
Her lack of estrogen, thinning hair, jowls, and arrested development are wearing on her so time has taken those "puffy baby cheeks" away from her.

She keeps mentioning her father and his abuse, and yet she grew up being abusive too.
The shields are not shielding gorl 💅
 
Idk the layout of Emily’s house but I can’t imagine that a basement is near the sliding glass back door. I can’t also imagine that all of the pets willingly went down into a basement that most likely doesn’t have heating and was probably either cold or muggy and decided that it was a cool spot to hang out with the others in.
I don't know her layout, either, but a lot of homes in the Upper Midwest are a walkout style - basements are fully built out and have doors to the outside (that's the "walkout" part) and patio space out the door(s). The lower level often has bedrooms as well as living/ communal/ recreational spaces and a lot of (often quite large) windows. Sliding glass would be very possible.
Idk a single person in America who calls the first floor the basement.
When you go in the front door of a walkout (whether ranch or split-level, you're on the main (first) floor - it's ground-level (or near) in the front. But at the back of the house, ground-level is a level down.
 
seriously don’t get how Emily can’t just come out and say what happened. I know that she kind of did but it still feels like she didn’t or else she knows a lot more than what actually went on.
ehhh I think her end goal isn't to fully expose Amber after all. this all feels very cat-and-mouse. I think her behavior is just an extension of her fetish. idk about the overlap of feederism and sadism but I can imagine it's quite common. she knows how to push Amber's most sensitive buttons (the name-calling, the reaching out to reaction channels, etc) so that's what she does. and I doubt that Amber is a willing participant in this dynamic because she would never in a million years consent to degradation, her fragile little ego would shatter. she wants princess treatment, but keeps taking it like a champ because she's desperate lmfao
Rarity is just collateral damage in this sadistic goon fest. sad!
 
ehhh I think her end goal isn't to fully expose Amber after all. this all feels very cat-and-mouse. I think her behavior is just an extension of her fetish. idk about the overlap of feederism and sadism but I can imagine it's quite common. she knows how to push Amber's most sensitive buttons (the name-calling, the reaching out to reaction channels, etc) so that's what she does. and I doubt that Amber is a willing participant in this dynamic because she would never in a million years consent to degradation, her fragile little ego would shatter. she wants princess treatment, but keeps taking it like a champ because she's desperate lmfao
Rarity is just collateral damage in this sadistic goon fest. sad!
It could also be a scheme to make money as she did find some reason to mention that there are 5,000 people's in there and she just kept thanking them for the money in the most creepy way possible
 
But I didn't see anyone talk about "Those red flags? They started as pink flags with hearts. Then quickly turned to Brown flags, and other colors I don't like. And they weren't even flags anymore, but squares, and triangles!"
I knew poetlynn was still hiding in that fat gunt somewhere, maybe if this goes on long enough we’ll have another Rains and Petals eavesdrop. Serenade us with your couldnt-finish-college dialect Fat Amber.
 
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