Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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But she's totally committed to this weight loss journey goooorrllll

I assume is caffeine withdrawal and because she hooked on soda. Has she never considered an iced coffee in the morning and just water later?

 

[vodka]

Almost 3 years ago. She looks pretty cute here. Big, but cute. Sad.

And she was already talking about cheat weekends there...No wonder she got even bigger since then.

At least, there's no loud obnoxious "YAAAS GURL SLAY!"'s in that video.

 

[Girl Crush]

I assume is caffeine withdrawal and because she hooked on soda. Has she never considered an iced coffee in the morning and just water later?

Even those water flavors like Mio would be better. Put one squirt in a large bottle of water in the morning, headache goes away.

 

[Feelsbad]

At least she is keeping to her strict and frequent uploading schedule.

 

[Barbarella]

Almost 3 years ago. She looks pretty cute here. Big, but cute. Sad.

There is a big difference. She's still really fat but you can see her neck and cheekbones without her having to contort her mouth to get there.

And, more interesting, she seemed sweet and humble. Not a lot of slang or nonsensical phrases.

She went from a sweet fat chick trying (and not knowing how) to solve a problem into a self-centered, know-it-all Shamu, lezbereal.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I don't think her personality changed...everything about her was the same except she weighed less and was filming in someone's house where they were holding her feet to the fire. I'm amazed she lasted there as long as she did, but it probably was because Krystle is so spineless. I still wonder wtf is wrong with Krystle's parents.
Narcs are narcs..they can just get worse if left unchecked, which was what happened with Destiny. Al preys on the feeble minded.

 

[haygurlhay]

I love her latest tweet lol "I'm thinking about going on YouNow Monday through Friday for at least an hour daily. It's a thought that I am just throwing out there."
Which translates to "Hey my YouTube income is shit now. I didn't save any money and I'm too much of a lazy fuck to get a real job so if you guys could just tip me tons of money on YouNow, that'd be greattttttt."

 

[Xenomorph]

There is a big difference. She's still really fat but you can see her neck and cheekbones without her having to contort her mouth to get there.

And, more interesting, she seemed sweet and humble. Not a lot of slang or nonsensical phrases.

She went from a sweet fat chick trying (and not knowing how) to solve a problem into a self-centered, know-it-all Shamu, lezbereal.

Nah shes always been a con, she was raised from cons, she knows how to fake the funk. Thing is she isn't a smart con so she cannot keep up the bullshit too long before her lazy, selfish nature is exposed and the mask slips off her. Shes always been a shitty person, she was on her best behavior there for a time because she was getting something from Krystal and her parents.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I love her latest tweet lol "I'm thinking about going on YouNow Monday through Friday for at least an hour daily. It's a thought that I am just throwing out there."
Which translates to "Hey my YouTube income is shit now. I didn't save any money and I'm too much of a lazy fuck to get a real job so if you guys could just tip me tons of money on YouNow, that'd be greattttttt."

Anyone know what amounts of money you can get on YouNow?

 

[Null]

So I've decided I want to help the girls build a wiki article on Amberlynn. It was either Amberlynn or Onision and Onision is wayyy too much history and probably covered elsewhere.

I'm going to start doing Wiki Wednesdays. If you want to help provide a sort of timeline, check out this thread. That means you, @Broken Pussy (pls).
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/april-3rd-wiki-wednesday.30483/

Basically, dump whatever info you can in that thread, any sort of timeline you can come up with, and come Wednesday I'll try and build it into an article.

 

[Awkwafina]

Anyone know what amounts of money you can get on YouNow?

It's all from tips, so it's whatever the person wants to give. Basically camming but fully clothed and more boring because most of the YT's who do this are incredibly bland and have nothing interesting to do or say

 

[haygurlhay]

It's all from tips, so it's whatever the person wants to give. Basically camming but fully clothed and more boring because most of the YT's who do this are incredibly bland and have nothing interesting to do or say

And AL is incredibly boring. She just reads SOME comments, ignores most while humming and is messing around on her phone the whole time while occasionally giving a very fake "thankssss (insert name of moron who donated to her) for the bars. That's so sweet."

 

[phatbabezzz]

Don't forget the squealing "fuck!" while waving her hand in front of her moon, I mean face, trying to squeeze some tears.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I love her latest tweet lol "I'm thinking about going on YouNow Monday through Friday for at least an hour daily. It's a thought that I am just throwing out there."
Which translates to "Hey my YouTube income is shit now. I didn't save any money and I'm too much of a lazy fuck to get a real job so if you guys could just tip me tons of money on YouNow, that'd be greattttttt."

I don't know how she can get by on this and the little YouTube money she's getting and keep up her end of dating Becky who will expect Al to pay sometimes according to what she's posted on FB.
Al was so stupid to quit her super secret government job(lol). Even if she had to hire co-workers to drive her(looks like she's FB friends with a ton of girls from Source Hov) it would have been to her advantage. I think she got damn lucky that they would even hire her and she doesn't seem to understand employers usually won't look at a person with her tonnage. Plus now she has a work record as a "quitter" because I don't think she was at the nursing home job long either.

 

[lesbereal]

I hate her pretentious ass "well, *smacks teeth and smirks* that's how I lost 89lbs so obviously what I'm doing works!" Lmao uh, okay! That's how you gained nearly 500 pounds in 26 years of life. Ha okay everyone, let's all take notes from this bitch on how to diet bc she lost 89 lbs once in her life and then gained triple that. At the time that she lost 89 lbs, she was already over 300. So 89 pounds is nothing! Who fucking cares. She should have lost way more than that.

 

[Awkwafina]

I hate her pretentious ass "well, *smacks teeth and smirks* that's how I lost 89lbs so obviously what I'm doing works!" Lmao uh, okay! That's how you gained nearly 500 pounds in 26 years of life. Ha okay everyone, let's all take notes from this bitch on how to diet bc she lost 89 lbs once in her life and then gained triple that. At the time that she lost 89 lbs, she was already over 300. So 89 pounds is nothing! Who fucking cares. She should have lost way more than that.

The time she's talking about was 89 pounds in almost a year. Unless she's cutting off limbs, almost 100 pounds in a year is exactly how much someone her size should've been losing so idk what else you think she should've done. And if you go back and look it's because she was weighing her food, counting calories and portions, getting exercise. She's shown she has the ability to lose weight, but she's now in an environment where she has more enablers than true supporters so she's blind to the facts and has fooled herself into believing "well I did it before, I can do it again."

 

[Barbarella]

The time she's talking about was 89 pounds in almost a year. Unless she's cutting off limbs, almost 100 pounds in a year is exactly how much someone her size should've been losing so idk what else you think she should've done. And if you go back and look it's because she was weighing her food, counting calories and portions, getting exercise. She's shown she has the ability to lose weight, but she's now in an environment where she has more enablers than true supporters so she's blind to the facts and has fooled herself into believing "well I did it before, I can do it again."

It's nobody's fault but hers. It doesn't matter how many enablers she has around-she's the one who opens her mouth and puts the food in. It's nobody's responsibility but hers to say no.

And I think most of us think she should have kept it off, not gained it back with an extra hundred pounds. .

I think a lot of people believe she lost weight because she was living with Krystal's family and being supported by them, and they would not buy her all the junk she wanted, plus she ate most meals at home and Krystal's mom wasn't serving 3000 calorie dinners.

I wasn't there for the Krystal relationship though so I could be wrong about it. But that would show how little self-control she's developed as an adult-and that she doesn't have the internal drive or ability to live s healthy lifestyle.

She's treating this as a diet and figuring out ways to cheat, etc. She has to decide that she just can't do things the ways she's done them for the past 26 years-ever. Losing weight one is negated by the fact that she doubled it later. It doesn't mean she knows what to do-it means she doesn't.

 

[Awkwafina]

It's nobody's fault but hers. It doesn't matter how many enablers she has around-she's the one who opens her mouth and puts the food in. It's nobody's responsibility but hers to say no.

I wasn't saying it's anyone elses fault but hers. My point was she said that AL should've lost more than 89 pounds. Unless AL was cutting off limbs, no, she shouldn't have, because she was doing everything right. I don't like AL which is clearly why I'm posting here, but that statement is just flat out wrong. It's like you're hating on her for no reason at that point and just finding something to bitch about. Almost 100 pounds at any weight is a good thing to lose when you need to lose it, and given her weight at the time, it's exactly how much she should've lost in a year. She said she should've lost more. That's not true at all. Again, she was doing everything right: counting calories, weighing food, portions, exercising, she was around people who were actually supporting her vs. enabling her (which, idk if you've ever had to lose weight, but there's a huge difference between someone supporting and enabling you and seeing as Krystle also lost weight and AL lost this weight when she was with Krystle, they were supportive and helping her.) You completely misunderstood my post.

 

[Barbarella]

I wasn't saying it's anyone elses fault but hers. My point was she said that AL should've lost more than 89 pounds. Unless AL was cutting off limbs, no, she shouldn't have, because she was doing everything right. I don't like AL which is clearly why I'm posting here, but that statement is just flat out wrong. It's like you're hating on her for no reason at that point and just finding something to bitch about. Almost 100 pounds at any weight is a good thing to lose when you need to lose it, and given her weight at the time, it's exactly how much she should've lost in a year. She said she should've lost more. That's not true at all. Again, she was doing everything right: counting calories, weighing food, portions, exercising, etc. You completely misunderstood my post.

I did misunderstand your post, but I think it's because you misunderstood @lesbereal. She didn't say AL should have lost more than 89 pounds in a year, just that she should have lost more in total. If she wants to hold herself up as somebody who knows how to lose weight, she should have finished the job. If Amberlynn knew how to lose weight, she'd be 125 pounds by now.

Of course, I don't want to speak for lesbereal but that's the way I read her post.

 

[Token_Texan]

Nah shes always been a con, she was raised from cons, she knows how to fake the funk. Thing is she isn't a smart con so she cannot keep up the bullshit too long before her lazy, selfish nature is exposed and the mask slips off her. Shes always been a shitty person, she was on her best behavior there for a time because she was getting something from Krystal and her parents.

She's smart enough to know she isn't that smart. I think that's why she preys on people who are on the spectrum or at least have double digit IQ's. I think the issue is more she can't apply herself to anything, though. She just wants everything to happen easily.