Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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On You now on May 1st/2017 she was asked the famous "what's in my bag" question and because she had her purse sitting beside her she proceeded to dig through it and show everyone what she hauls around all day. As she got to the bottom of it she started pulling out maxi pads and giggling because all females need those gurrrrllllssss. Ugh. It was a mental thought I didn't need. So, maybe she still deals with it or they are just a prop.

Side note on the What's in my bag spectacle. She also had to pull out her extra special pretty in pink Coach wallet that she just loves so much. She then said her wallet is so thick and she will show us why. She proceeded to unzip and say I always keep a TON of cash in my wallet and showed the big wad of bills. She even opened the coin area and had to show everyone all the change she has. This is why her wallet is so thick and heavy you guyzzz. She just had to show everyone that she has money....who does THAT?? She's a special duck I tell ya, ugh.
 
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Marleauxisit10 said:
On You now on May 1st/2017 she was asked the famous "what's in my bag" question and because she had her purse sitting beside her she proceeded to dig through it and show everyone what she hauls around all day. As she got to the bottom of it she started pulling out maxi pads and giggling because all females need those gurrrrllllssss. Ugh. It was a mental thought I didn't need. So, maybe she still deals with it or they are just a prop.

Side note on the What's in my bag spectacle. She also had to pull out her extra special pretty in pink Coach wallet that she just loves so much. She then said her wallet is so thick and she will show us why. She proceeded to unzip and say I always keep a TON of cash in my wallet and showed the big wad of bills. She even opened the coin area and had to show everyone all the change she has. This is why her wallet is so thick and heavy you guyzzz. She just had to show everyone that she has money....who does THAT?? She's a special duck I tell ya, ugh.
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*imagines hooves pawing through greasy, wadded up bills to pay for Chinese food*
 
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In which big AL is especially boring and spergs about basic bitch programming for 14 minutes.
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She really is the most basic bitch I have ever seen just like Trisha is. I am convinced AL is on welfare of some sort she has to be there is no way on earth she makes enough money to support her lifestyle unless Dustin is still paying half the rent till Sept you know, that could be the money shes holding is Dustins share of the rent, it's the beginning of the month after all
 
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Now, I don't know how accurate socialblade is, but according to it AL makes anywhere from $197-3.2k a month. That number has to have gone down after the whole "Adpocalypse" thing, no? I've had adblock on my computer for years so I don't see them anymore regardless of that whole bs but from what I understand of it companies can now choose what kind of content they want to be associated with their ads and I can't imagine they look at the kind of content AL makes and go "yes this is fine."
 
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Remember when AL laughed and said it was "a ridiculous rumor" when confronted with the fact that Krystle is dating Beckys ex, Nena? I know #oldnews and this picture has been posted a few pages back, but this one shows Nenas name in the comments, so explain how it's still a ridiculous rumor, Amberlynn.
For those curious, here's Beck's old facebook where she has pics of Nena and was seen talking shit about her ex gfs vagina.
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Scroll down a bit. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-and-friends.23570/page-161, prepare your eyes though. You've been warned.
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What the everloving fuck. Honestly. Who does that? I mean, yes, this is gross. It could be period stains from when she got caught short one day and started her period before she could get to the bathroom to put on a pad, but even the most benign explanation is not something you post online after a breakup. So yeah, Becky's ex may have been foul in terms of hygiene - what does that say about Becky that she dated such a person for three years? And why would she feel the need to demean her ex this way? Becky is not a girl who looks like her nethers are continually daisy-fresh herself.

Hope Big Al is paying attention - if Becky will smear the fuck out of her ex like this, she'll do it to her when her time comes. Don't let this girl see your drawers or your feet, AmberLynn.

@Barbarella's suggestions for AL's potential content on the previous page initially seemed harsh to me - show us how she showers, her pantry, all the gritty details that come from being very fat. But actually that is what AL needs to hear and read. She complains that people shouldn't watch her if they don't like her or find her repulsive but that's the ONLY reason anyone watches AmberLynn. I guess there may be some who don't find her foul and watch her to encourage themselves to keep eating well and exercising, and that's the most charitable outlook I can think of. People watch her because she is a ridiculous human being and a borderline circus animal.

It's harsh but it's true. AL is a trainwreck and nothing more and if she wants to make money she needs to to engage with her fans on the topics that make them watch her. She has no dignity as it is. She may think she has something left to lose but she doesn't. If she were to tailor her videos for the audience that watches her, she could make some bank. Seriously. I would probably go all TLC on a video of her trying to paint her own toenails or shave her own legs. I would watch the fuck out of her going to a supermarket and buying her groceries, beginning to end, from waddling into the store and stuffing all the bags into the car that drives her home.

It does her no good to encourage her as if she is a woman who can entertain without emphasizing her status as a carnival freak. She's already an object of scorn and ridicule. So why not discuss in depth the horrors of the menstrual cycle at 500 pounds. Why not show how hard to impossible it is to trim her toenails herself? Why not stop pretending and just let everyone in on how foul it is to be Big Al? What dignity does she have? She's a five hundred pound animal hoarder who is virtually unemployable who got dumped by a semi-retarded girl-boy who left her for a forest troll in a trailer and now she must beg for rides to gorge herself at buffets and Cheesecake Factory and is trying to date a very unattractive lesbian who has a history of humiliating her exes online. The sooner AL understands that her value to viewers is her status as a complete mess and gross example of how much abuse the human body can take before it stops working entirely, the better off she will be.
 
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The "bad news" probably has something to do with either Density, DanaKrystle'systles family, not her own. I remember in an old video after Destiny's grandpa or somebody had a heart attack she took a call from destiny's sister (and vlogged it of course) and was like, "did you hear about Pop Pop", as though he was her relative. Probably cashing in on someone else's tragedy for likes, follows, and views, as usual.
 
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@Dog Prom 3D. While I didn't mean my post to sound as harsh as it did, I think you got my point and I appreciate it. (I do have sympathy for those who struggle with weight loss but it's the struggle part that is meaningful. )

I've suggested also that she be sincere-take her weight for real, make up a diet, show it, be honest about her struggles, even her backslides. Turn it into a full-on weight loss channel, with meal prep (and not everything covered in siracha) learn normal eating. I think that would also get her views. People like to root for an underdog, plus there are many women struggling with their weight who could be inspired by her struggle (as long as she made progress and wasn't just giving lip service).

As it stands now, we all know that she isn't sincere. She pretends to diet but then shows videos of her eating huge meals. She wants views, and sweet youtube bux but she doesn't want to work.

So, she can appeal to the worst in human nature and show the ugliness of being her size, or she can be sincere about weight loss. But the truth is her channel is always going to be about her size until she hits normal weight. Then maybe people will care about her makeup or purses.

Right now, she's trying to straddle the line and it's not working. She's lying. Her fans are bored, her haters are bored. She says she's making money but that is also a lie, I believe.

If she wants money-she needs to pick a side. Angel or devil?
 
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Our gorl wondering how many calories are in nail polish.

She also says there's more to her than weight loss.

And is her choker glowing or is that a reflection from something?
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She literally was wondering how many calories are in nail polish? That's some scintillating conversation right there. Hey, everything is food if you try hard enough.
 
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What the fuck is this site? It's like a nightmare. The most popular streamer in #girls is a skeleton.

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too fucking spooky for me
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Yeah Eugenia is opposite day. She doesnt eat at all and denies shes anorexic and AL denies shes over 500 pounds and doesnt eat all day.

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She literally was wondering how many calories are in nail polish? That's some scintillating conversation right there. Hey, everything is food if you try hard enough.
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Damn, I guess her handlers didn't take her food shopping guuurl
 
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"What's your fav kind of pizza"
Eugenia: None
Amberlynn: All

Eugenia: Yeah, guys, like I don't really like pizza, so I don't really know what it tastes like, so i wish I could tell you, but like, THANK YOU SO MUCH ANGIE FOR THE BARS! (heart hands)

Amberlynn: I haven't eatin all day guys so like I just need something to coat my stomach, but gorl, like get it, i've lost 89 lbs and protein is bae, and I only have 10 min. left on here. (looks at phone)
 
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