Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I read this entire thread from start to finish. Lots of info. Lots of tea. I think the thing that repulses/infuriates me most about her are her fat little sausage fingers and hands... and her creepy, stumpy little hobbit's feet. The couple of gifs that show her flailing around and jumping off of curbs like an idiot remind me of a giant toddler. I mean, imagine her in a diaper and doing that. Silent Hill material for sure. And for some reason, everytime she opens her mouth to laugh, her cheeks and mouth fill me with a wretched sort of loathing that I just cannot put into words. She's horrifying, and why she's a narcissist will forever elude me. She's a creature, at best. There is nothing to be proud of there.

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I read this entire thread from start to finish. Lots of info. Lots of tea. I think the thing that repulses/infuriates me most about her are her fat little sausage fingers and hands... and her creepy, stumpy little hobbit's feet. The couple of gifs that show her flailing around and jumping off of curbs like an idiot remind me of a giant toddler. I mean, imagine her in a diaper and doing that. Silent Hill material for sure. And for some reason, everytime she opens her mouth to laugh, her cheeks and mouth fill me with a wretched sort of loathing that I just cannot put into words. She's horrifying, and why she's a narcissist will forever elude me. She's a creature, at best. There is nothing to be proud of there.

Narcissists hate themselves more than any of the other personality disorders. That's why they're sooooo sensitive to criticism. It strikes them to the core if you tease them at all. It's extremely rare, and kind of the oedipus complex of the 2010's though. Please forgive my armchair psychology bullshit here.

She seems to have a bunch of overlapping personality disorder traits. She's defensive, hates criticism, genuinely believes her stupid poems are the greatest, she thinks she's sooooo cute, she's delusional, or in denial at least. I think she lies to herself as much as she lies to everyone else.

Which seems like narcissism, but she's soooo impulsive, terrified of being alone, and her self destruction seems like borderline. Idk, I dunno anything really. She might just be a dumb fat delusional cunt.
 
Narcs are not necessarily those who outwardly are vain. They are manipulative, liars, gaslighters and just all around nasty people that use others to their own advantage. They lack empathy. But most significantly, they believe they are the most caring-est people you'll ever fucking meet(thank Amy). They are delusional.....and since everything is working out good for them,they think there's nothing wrong with them. If things go bad it's someone else's fault. Cluster b is a very complicated thing to be or to deal with.
Also, about the armchair psychology...to be practical you need to understand how cluster b people operate or you could be in for a world of hurt. You don't need any sort of a degree to spot the red flags...just knowledge and a working brain. And there's lots of information out there from people who've had to deal with these types.
 
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This has been mentioned before but I have to comment on the parallels between her life and Trisha Paytas'. Barring the obvious physical differences, I mean; Trisha has the ability to look human and decent. For now.

But she seems to be almost copying events in Trisha's life. Right down to her mom having cancer, being a "writer", having one disastrous relationship after another, multiple personality disorders, issues with weight, crying on the floor, blaming her behavior on her mental issues when convenient, blasting people on a public platform, etc.

I wonder how many of her troubles are legit and how many are an homage to the trash queen. No doubt she has a few problems, but all that she alludes to? I highly doubt it. I mean, you don't get to be 500lbs without having some faulty wiring, but...
 
I thought that Glow video was pretty good too. If you are going to watch somebody's life, they should at least have one. Going to Walmart 4x a week for cheap earrings/chokers doesn't count.

But even that kind of life wouldn't cause her to lose weight-she may not have gained as much, but she wouldn't be smaller. She ate two high calorie restaurant meals (appetizers and main dish and likely dessert) and only walked a mile. We saw her walking before the run, but we didn't see how much she sat, probably a lot. She ate many more calories than she burned off.

Still, that level of exercise on the regular would be good for her and help her change her metabolism and getting out and doing fun things would give her momentum to make more changes that she needs to make. Instead, she's done the opposite. Sitting around the house all day-eating salty rice soup and whatever else and going out to eat all the time is only going to cause more weight gain. For certain, she'll end up bed-ridden if she doesn't figure this out and very soon.

Which is why she hasn't "bought batteries" she's over the maximum limit on that scale now.
 
This has been mentioned before but I have to comment on the parallels between her life and Trisha Paytas'. Barring the obvious physical differences, I mean; Trisha has the ability to look human and decent. For now.

But she seems to be almost copying events in Trisha's life. Right down to her mom having cancer, being a "writer", having one disastrous relationship after another, multiple personality disorders, issues with weight, crying on the floor, blaming her behavior on her mental issues when convenient, blasting people on a public platform, etc.

I wonder how many of her troubles are legit and how many are an homage to the trash queen. No doubt she has a few problems, but all that she alludes to? I highly doubt it. I mean, you don't get to be 500lbs without having some faulty wiring, but...
And saying she doesn't like fruit, word for word Trish. Shane Dawson also says he hates fruit. I guess it's the thing to do...but AL used to eat fruit all the time, and liked it. She's just too lazy to wash/cut it, (I recall an old Krystle vid where she preps a pineapple complaining the entire time.) To her credit, fruit probably tastes sour now because she's too used to sweets.
 
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This has been mentioned before but I have to comment on the parallels between her life and Trisha Paytas'. Barring the obvious physical differences, I mean; Trisha has the ability to look human and decent. For now.

But she seems to be almost copying events in Trisha's life. Right down to her mom having cancer, being a "writer", having one disastrous relationship after another, multiple personality disorders, issues with weight, crying on the floor, blaming her behavior on her mental issues when convenient, blasting people on a public platform, etc.

I wonder how many of her troubles are legit and how many are an homage to the trash queen. No doubt she has a few problems, but all that she alludes to? I highly doubt it. I mean, you don't get to be 500lbs without having some faulty wiring, but...
She's a big fan of Trisha's as well. She's almost always one of the first commenters on Trisha's vids across both her main and vlog channel which means she's subscribed to and gets notifs for both. It's sad, really, because Trisha's life is so staged and fake and AL actually thinks it's real and wants her life to be that way. On the off chance that Trisha's life was half as real as she showed, she's a seriously mentally ill woman who needs doctors and caretakers. Why would you want to emulate that?

Edit: It's also very obvious with the way she speaks and the things she says as well. Just like the fruit thing, I was watching this video today and I can't be arsed to find the timestamp but she almost word for word lifts something Trisha said during the Sean Breakup videos about how real it was and if it wasn't real she should get an award. Legit word for word. To add on to the parallels between Trish and AL - This is something that a lot of people have said about Trisha as well. In her older videos she speaks drastically differently, especially when she's around her mom and sister.
 
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Oh please don't fall for that shit. Showing herself eating ''healthy'' 1 every 3 months to let things cool down is one of her 100 constant ways of manipulating her viewers.
Exactly. Nothing she ever does is genuine. This is all part of her cycle.

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Put up or shut up, AL. Lets see what her excuse is for no scale confirmation. She must have taken a dump.
 
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Put up or shut up, AL. Lets see what her excuse is for no scale confirmation. She must have taken a dump.
I think it's funny she made a comment in a recent video about how people are complaining about her hiding her chins with that dumbass pose she does and she goes "Well I could be sticking my tongue out. Remember when I did that?" like she doesn't do it almost every day in her snaps and it's not her profile picture.
 
Does Amberlynn use rating bots or something? When she first uploaded her video she had 156 likes and 152 dislikes. Now she has almost 500 likes and her dislikes are close to where they were when she first uploaded.

also on a side note.. I'm pretty sure Amberlynn has borderline personality disorder. She meets a most of the criteria for it.
 
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I think it's funny she made a comment in a recent video about how people are complaining about her hiding her chins with that dumbass pose she does and she goes "Well I could be sticking my tongue out. Remember when I did that?" like she doesn't do it almost every day in her snaps and it's not her profile picture.
Guess I'm on an AL K.E. kick, but just watched an old vid of hers where she's upset that people think she's lying about her weight. She's like, "if I was lying I'd say I was a 220 lb skinny girl, and I'd hold my camera up high like this." So funny that this is her go-to nowadays.

Sidenote, she was even complaining back then about people getting upset about her not showing the scale, because it reflected and she weighs in naked, on Krystle's parents' scale in their bathroom, (yuck).

Sad sidenote: refers to herself as "fakely chipper" when she puts her hand under her chin. So we can assume every time she does that she's really sad on the inside. Wahhhhh....
 
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Guess I'm on an AL K.E. kick, but just watched an old vid of hers where she's upset that people think she's lying about her weight. She's like, "if I was lying I'd say I was a 220 lb skinny girl, and I'd hold my camera up high like this." So funny that this is her go-to nowadays.
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But the hell of it is that she will be very lucky if she ever drops below 250 again, even with WLS. 220 at 5'3 probably seems like an impossible skinny dream.
 
It almost doesn't matter any more if she ever gets below 250 or not. Just seeing how much more mobile she was at 331 lbs, I think her quality of life would be immensely improved if she could just get to 300 and stay there.

Is 300 lbs an optimal weight for her? Hell, no. But it's still an entire large adult male less than what she weighs now, and she'd at least be able to walk (instead of waddle), maintain a much better level of hygeine, experience a lot less discomfort, and be less prone to injury and debility. It might even help bring her emergent diabetes back under control. And for someone her size, 300 lbs is attainable. She doesn't need to be 110 lbs or size 2, and it's unrealistic to expect that from her. But regaining a lot of the basic functions proper to a human being? That's a reasonable and realistic goal.
 
Guess I'm on an AL K.E. kick, but just watched an old vid of hers where she's upset that people think she's lying about her weight. She's like, "if I was lying I'd say I was a 220 lb skinny girl, and I'd hold my camera up high like this." So funny that this is her go-to nowadays.

I think the funniest/saddest thing about this statement is that she considers that to be a "skinny" girl when at that height and weight someone of that size would still be obese... proving she really has a distorted view of weight
 
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