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I imagine her lady bits would be "tiny" because of the hundreds of pounds of fat crushing the walls together.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Snarkybunny
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I followed her blog before she was on youtube and genuinely liked her back then. Being that I am a fatty myself I've always been drawn to seeing other people get healthier and shed their weight. As the years have gone on, AL has made it pretty obvious that she's not as good a person as she likes to believe and so my viewing her videos turned into nothing but hate watching. Now she's such a trainwreck I can't even stomach her videos anymore and get everything from here haha.
I WILL say that the gifs and clips that have been popping up the past couple of pages have made me feel MUCH better about myself (and the fact that my legs do not have 37 fat bulges hanging out everywhere).
For real: her legs really gross me the eff out.
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All joking aside, her legs are legit scary. I can't even fathom what it would be like to live inside her body. Wouldn't her leg skin pull and hurt when she moves? They just look SO heavy. What a burden. Karma, I guess. She makes herself a burden to others so...
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Wtf? I would be scared if I was ''loved'' by her
This is genuinely unsettling. Just goes to show that no matter how grotesque Amberlynn's existence is, there are some truly pitiful people out there who actually consider her to be "goals."
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She's definitely my workout motivation. For a long time, I was fine with some aspects of her immaturity, but when the false rape allegation came out, I basically started hate watching her. Deep down I want her to lose the weight, but I can't stand her "ultimate victim status" mentality. I don't think she realizes how many of her HATERZ used to be supporters of hers that grew tired of her incessant bullshit.
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Hole size aside, the beef curtains have got to be MASSIVE.
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JayBlue
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She weighed herself so that means her scale works now. But I DONT believe she lost weight. Gorl stop lying
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She's mad because because she had to buy an extra seat....uh...you's two people gorl. She expects EVERYTHING given to her. I can't with her.
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Wow more bs from her, "I didn't even take up any of the second seat!" I've seen people 100 lbs smaller than her spill into the second seat. She's wider than she is tall, there's no way there wasn't massive spillover. Good on the airline for making her buy an extra seat. I wish she said which airline it was because I want to only fly with them from now on.
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It's really bothering me that she can't be assed to take those stickers off her plastic nightstands/drawers.
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Rewatching this jem:
And she says near the end she doesn't want to quit her "government job" to sit at home, doing nothing but making videos all day. Just wanted to share...
And she says near the end she doesn't want to quit her "government job" to sit at home, doing nothing but making videos all day. Just wanted to share...
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Exactly! It's been a minute since I've flown on a plane, but I know those seats are small. Amberlynn is the size of 4 people there is absolutely no way she's even able to fit one asscheek comfortably in a plane seat. The seats are designed to fit one person, so if someone as big as her sat nex to another person, the other person would be extremely cramped the entire flight.
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"I was so embarrassed, I was so ashamed."
Good.
She said recently she weighed herself and she was 470.4. Just how recent is this supposed weigh-in supposed to be? Pics or it didn't happen, Hamber.
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If a person is experiencing venous insuffiency because they are obese and then they lose weight, they can correct the condition. I believe it can be "cured" in some respects and there is surgery to repair or replace weak veins but if the cause is obesity there's a fair chance you could reverse the situation. No cure for lymphedema though so once those little vessels are wrecked there's really not much you can do but mitigate the worst aspects of the condition with compression, diet and gentle exercises. My experience with the person who has both has been grim. It's emotionally difficult and physically difficult and I bet most people have a hard time dealing with both conditions, whether they caused the via poor lifestyle or drew a bad genetic hand.
Sigh... AL's vadge. It was gonna be a topic sooner or later.
AL may very well have a small vaginal opening when having sex because she is so tense and scared about smelling bad or being seen as gross. Vaginismus is real and there is no way a 500 pound woman has tight muscle control unless it's acute and situational. Simply being morbidly obese (100 pounds overweight or weighing twice what you should) wrecks the pelvic floor. At her weight I would be surprised if she doesn't wet her pants every time she laughs or sneezes, common enough in much older women or women with a couple of pregnancies under their belts. Less common with 20-something lesbians who have never had kids. If anyone ever just wants to have incentive to do squats (better for your pelvic floor than kegels but hey - hedge your bets and do both), Google "obesity pelvic floor" and read about it. In depth.
Fuck Amber sideways about the plane tickets. Didn't take up the second seat my ass. I don't agree with how airlines handle this issue because they will let a person Amber's size go through checking, boarding checking and then be all, "Oh look, a person with 70 inch hips can't fit in a seat that's 20 inches wide, cough up money for a second seat or kick rocks." Airlines need to set a solid bottom line with few exceptions. But enough with this delusion. If you are too big for the seat, save yourself humiliation and everyone some time and buy the second seat. People who are no where near as fat as AL have trouble being comfortable in an airplane seat and there are cases of people developing clots or nerve damage because they decided to be nice and let a super obese person squeeze them out during a long flight. Just own it. Just own the girth and avoid the humiliation and drama. Or lose weight but just mostly remember that the people around you paid for their space and you have no right to their space just because you're in denial.
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Pfffft.
There are soooo many tells to her lies in the ten seconds or so it took her to tell us she weighed 470 in January but she did get tha ball goin! and now she's losin weight!
Puh-lease.
She literally choked on her own words. Wow.
Just be honest dude. We can see the girth of you. You're past the point of anyone thinking "holy shit". Be honest with everyone else so you can be honest with yourself, yanno? Accountability.
Or else next plane trip you'll have to ride in the cargo area under the plane with the luggage and barking dogs and you won't be able to partake in the free peanuts or sodie pops.
There are soooo many tells to her lies in the ten seconds or so it took her to tell us she weighed 470 in January but she did get tha ball goin! and now she's losin weight!
Puh-lease.
She literally choked on her own words. Wow.
Just be honest dude. We can see the girth of you. You're past the point of anyone thinking "holy shit". Be honest with everyone else so you can be honest with yourself, yanno? Accountability.
Or else next plane trip you'll have to ride in the cargo area under the plane with the luggage and barking dogs and you won't be able to partake in the free peanuts or sodie pops.
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So let me get this straight: Amberlynn openly admits to not fitting in the plane's aisle and having to walk down it sideways, but goes on to tell us that she definitely didn't need two seats. Okay. Right. Seems legit.
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Well that, and theres no way anyone's been able to reach them since 2013. *shudder*
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Sad to say but I think Amber is delusional enough to believe her lies. In her twisted head she really think's she a dainty little princess who can easily fit into one plane seat. It's not about just planting her massive shelf ass onto the seat, but the seatbelt fitting! Surely her huge frame needs 3 seats to get a seatbelt long enough, because even I doubt a standard seatbelt extender would fit her. She can barely fit into a tiny Honda Civic, and can't even strap the seatbelt. Who does she think she's fooling?
I'd love to see a vlog one day of Amber going into a plane, it would be hilarious. I doubt she can even fit through those security sensors at the airport...
I'd love to see a vlog one day of Amber going into a plane, it would be hilarious. I doubt she can even fit through those security sensors at the airport...
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Yeah, I think she's got some sort of body dysmorphia. I think she knows she's big, but doesn't realize just how big she is. And since she's young and hasn't really had a major health scare, she thinks she's invincible to an extent. She isn't aging well, either. It's all going to come crashing down.