Studio Deets:
"I did a bad thing, just like every other reaction channel."
Love it when newfags think today's poo-fondling reaction channels with a combined IQ of Mamalynn's 𝑥-carat engagement ring are "every other reaction channel." More like every other
new reaction channel. Studio Deets only came about because she thought her performative masculinity and Hitler-youth haircut had something new to add to the verse, namely, Al's attention. Salty Crab thought she could add snark and insight but isn't capable of analysis at a level deeper than an 8th-grade book review of To Kill a Mockingbird. Rachel is just in it for the money because, in classic English fashion, she's a weasel, so her opinions are biased and even more invalid than her philosophy degree. Snowflake is a virtue-signalling dropkick with acting skills akin to Leonardo DiCaprio's
retard child in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Charlie Gold has never said anything interesting, and Karina Kaboom, like all Italian women rebelling from 20 years of being told to shut the fuck up by her parents, will talk circles around herself, forming one marginally different idea every 8 years to carousel around until dementia finally does her bumfuck suburb a favour and erodes her Broca's area.
Fuck commentaries. Not one has achieved a tertiary education in ANY field relevant to AL. Chopped ChatGPT-4 could literally do a better job at this point. If these people were actually educated, they wouldn't spend valuable time further proving and reproving, after solid proof was established nearly a decade ago, that AL is an abusive liar that will eat herself to death and will also never change. Know how to tell? Not one of them have an original idea, about what mental gymnastics might be bouncing around in Amber's mind as to her situation, nor have NONE of them noticed that literally every video since at least her 100 days of weighing in in 2019 has been a day-in-day-out deflection and self-defense of allegations by viewers They all call her narcissistic because of her looks to the viewfinder when really it's how obsessed she is with tailoring, editing, and (mis)managing how her character is perceived. None have examined, in detail, the leaf taken out of Chantal's book and how it will serve her ego to the grave. Everyone is just bitching like highschoolers about surface level evidence that we can all plainly see with our fuckin eyeballs, and refusing to detail the absolute psychological hellscape that is Amber's mind and the narratives she tells, breaks, and reconvinces herself of; surely, the only interesting thing left about her. Beepeedee is the only one who fuckin gets it rn.
TLDR: JUST MILK THE GODDAMN COW FOR THE MEMES FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME.