🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Optimistic I know, but one can hope for an OnlyFats arc. She could show layg for $50 a pop.

Dust to dust, fat to fat. Genesis 3:19.
 
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So da BLOOOB has to get a JOOOB?

Fat chance lol, Blubberella will probably try her hardest to get another grift, and if she can't she will just switch doordash for sketti n Butter
Try telling any zoomer or millenial to actually earn their money through hard work. The look of horror and confusion on their face is priceless.
 
its like she's writing her own eulogy, thanks for all your love and support of 13 years!!! bye because i'm not gonna keep posting or making content, but i like, rullyyyy need the money guis, i have to be a normal personnnnnn

she's beyond words lmao. just lidurally speedrunning getting banned off every payment processor. its beautiful.
edit: is she seriously flat fucking broke already? have the doordash withdrawals kicked in the DAY after she gets demonetized? holy shit
 
It will be very interesting to see how this all plays out, honestly. There's a 90% chance that she will be screwed when it comes to money though, but worst case scenario she lives with mamalynn for a few months. At the end of the day, she is going to be humbled big time for the first time in her life when it comes to money. 100% chance she starts using credit to buy shit, people are too broke to be paypigs unless she has no choice but to start doing gutter-tier content like OF.
 
This is Ambers worst nightmare (after running out of food) being poor. She loved to throw her money around, buying stupid shit that only teenagers would buy with their babysitting money,
And people. The way she lorded it over people and made them dance for dollars. She bought friends, girlfriends, roommates. Remember when Norma was dying of cancer and Amber left that voice message coldly rubbing it in that she gave her money and felt Norma was insufficiently grateful for it, and she would like to be paid back?

Mmhm.
She's leaving youtube
If she leaves Syria YouTube in a tantrum, Salah YouTube will realize what he's missing and beg for her to come back.

He's supposed to fight for her!
I estimate she spent 500k to 700k on consooomer shit and food. She made far more on youtube that people realize, well into the 6 figures per year, and spent every penny on crap.
Yep.

Amber made well over a million dollars in her YT career, easily. Over the years, there was A LOT of coping and sneeding ITT about how she was only making pennies. No ma'am. She was making bank. During her peak in the Gaycare era, she was easily making 200k/year.

And not a goddamn thing of value to show for it. JFC, Shanny and Rev pissed away 750k in three fucking years. At least they have a house to squat in and a bucket to shit in.

SUFFAH
 
A visual representation of this cow not fucking learning her lesson in 2 parts. Inb4 venmo gets nuked too and she's in an even worse spot
 

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Why can't she do Rumble or Kick or wherever?
oh she can! but amber would rather cry on stream, make it seem like her entire life is over, and act like she's been unfairly robbed of the extremely low-effort high-profit job she's had for a decade, while attempting to garner as much pity as she can for a last-ditch grift. (my dog has a LUMP surgery tomorrow you guis)

she'll be back on some platform as soon as the $15/hr work from home data entry or call center job she gets has actual expectations of her.
 
She's purging her entire library right now. If you stay on her videos page and keep refreshing and clicking on "oldest", you can watch them disappear.

The oldest video left is currently "meal prep, outfit of the day, this is amazing" from 6 years ago.

Edit: *sigh* Goodbye Sad-Sack-Sammich video (aka "eat with me i'm loney" aka "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING ANYWHERE NEAR FAST-FOOD" while she's stuffing in 2 sandwiches).

Edit 2: She's been at 345 videos for a while now.... I guess as it's the most work she's done in a while, she's worked up an appetite and needed a DoorDash break. Careful with the potatoes, Ambo!
 
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Aww she didn't even make it the 5-10 years down the line she wasn't thinking of if her YouTube career ended.

Nov 2021


 
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