🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

StrawberryDouche said:
Amber made well over a million dollars in her YT career, easily. Over the years, there was A LOT of coping and sneeding ITT about how she was only making pennies. No ma'am. She was making bank. During her peak in the Gaycare era, she was easily making 200k/year.
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There was even a video with her and Eric talking about money on youtube and she made a comment like "I could be a millionaire you guys wouldn't even know it." and they both laughed and played it like it was a joke, but it really wasn't. I'm pretty sure this might've been the same video where she was like "I just have money in my purse." and took out a fat ass stack of hundreds.

I, for one, don't think it could've happened to a better person. I know it's silly because she's just a fat bitch on the internet, but it's always nice to see that Karma is real. She is just a deplorable person and has treated the people and animals in her life like props to be bought and used whenever she needs something for years so as stupid as I think it is that those Redditards would do this, it's even more stupid to be on youtube and make a million dollars (or damn near close to it) with no safety net and then expect that the meager audience you've managed to maintain will now supplement your income that you've pissed away. Whatever happens now is truly her own fault and from her own making. No one made her buy those laygos, or those weird diamond painting things, or the 5,000 notebooks, etc etc. It's beautiful. Poetic, even.
 
😭😭😭
“I HAVE TO GO BE A NORMAL PERSON!”
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- Amber

Her sobbing about this, had me rolling, because it’s giving, I just got kicked out of the royal family, now im just like one of you mongrels! 🫵

No Amber, even without montiezation, I don’t think many of us are 600 lb inept individuals.
 
If she had done the laziest investment, and thrown the $1mil she bragged about making into a high yield savings account, she would be making $30k/year from interest right now. She wouldn't be buying $400 Lego sets anytime soon, but she'd be able to easily survive. If she wanted more, investing in certificates or govt bonds would have given her up to $50k/year. She's in a LCOL area so she could have lived off the interest for the rest of her life (if forced to eat like a normal person lol lmao) with little to no effort.

I admit, I didn't think she'd get demonetized. People have reported her countless times over the years and the most that would happen is one or two videos taken down. Things are different now thanks to Eugenia.
 
Amber said in a vlog on January 31st, 2025 (archived video) that Twinkie's worrisome "little fatty tumor" or lipoma was discovered at some point in 2018. When she finally saw a vet about it, she said she was told that the lump was noncancerous, but that it would continue to grow.

December 2018:
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January 2025:
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April 2025:
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Image thanks to @Hayduraide

By July 29th, 2025, Amber claimed that Twinkie had been to the vet several times, that she got a second opinion and wanted to do a biopsy on the tumor but was told that it was "very risky to do that."

And now as of November 24th, 2025, Twinkie (who's about 12 years old now) is scheduled to have the tumor removed on Friday, the 28th. Mamalynn and Grandmalynn are helping Amber pay for the surgery that she cannot afford now that she's lost monetization. Either the tumor is now large enough to interfere with Twinkie's day-to-day life or it is no longer considered a benign fatty tumor. I hope the surgery goes well and she has a speedy recovery, despite her owner's total incompetence and inability to plan for an increasingly bleak future.

Godspeed, you little potato.
 
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Deputy Aru said:
I, for one, don't think it could've happened to a better person. I know it's silly because she's just a fat bitch on the internet, but it's always nice to see that Karma is real. She is just a deplorable person and has treated the people and animals in her life like props to be bought and used whenever she needs something for years so as stupid as I think it is that those Redditards would do this, it's even more stupid to be on youtube and make a million dollars (or damn near close to it) with no safety net and then expect that the meager audience you've managed to maintain will now supplement your income that you've pissed away. Whatever happens now is truly er own fault. No one made her buy those laygos, or those weird diamond painting things, or the 5,000 notebooks, etc etc. It's beautiful. Poetic, even.
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I do wonder if she has reflected on how truly at fault she is for everything. Shes spent her whole adult life blaming her parents for everything and time just..... passed. Shes been eternally stuck in this 'being mad at her parents' phase for 13+ years.
She made and spent a literal million dollars and shes still the same fat gross entitled little shit she used to be. What a wild ride.


Masta said:
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“I HAVE TO GO BE A NORMAL PERSON!”
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- Amber
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I think the worst thing about this situation is the fact that amber has to cook now. Not OMAD takeout order calorie counting nonsense that volume/price ratio is fucked up and our gorls a volume eater. Shes gonna have to cook her own meals and eat leftovers. She hates her own cooking.
 
I can’t imagine how much she made during the Covid era, because 2017-18, she would bragged about making 10k a month. The stupid reaction channels make like a few grand now on just a few videos. Also to put into perception how much money she was making, she felt safe with doing a live once a week or two weeks to pay the bills, no more vlogs needed!

This is the probably the most interesting to happen since her cat died/lost. 🤣
 
Someone get Lorne Armstrong in contact with Amber. He still lives in his trailer of failure, right? They can bond over being Pedos and she can do all of his internet stuff. Match made in heaven.
 
Give it up for our gorl while I look for this video I was actually thinking about.
It's a video not by this guy, but with his voice. Him playing Amber, saying, "C'mere Paul Blart. You're going to get me some chips, some dip, some feeders(?), DOUBLE EATERS(?), some pizzas, and some steak."
 
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Calories said:
She’s upset that she’s being retroactively punished for old videos, since she hasn’t made mukbang, ED-related, or weight-loss content lately and has only been doing livestreams. She believes those types of videos were allowed on YouTube when they were originally uploaded
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This is honestly getting ridiculous. What exactly did getting Amberlynn demonitized even achieve?? I guess next we should go to her apartment and just steal the dog.
 

SUFFAH SMUGLYNN

I’d tell you to put the fries in the bag, but we damn well know you would eat the fries before they ever got to the bag.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO about her savings are for “taxes.” She’d pay those quarterly if she actually paid them, which I doubt.
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She can technically not have to pay the quarterly estimates for her taxes. She would just end up owing a fine come tax time. I would assume she is extremely lazy and wasn't filing quarterly taxes, otherwise she wouldn't have to really worry. Also for the people saying she can extend her taxes, that's just for the filing. You still have to make an estimate of what you owe and pay that amount in April. So she is completely fucked. Can't wait to see the DSP begging for her taxes
Elbe said:
Why can't she do Rumble or Kick or wherever?
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If she was smart and had a work ethic, she would do what our dear feeder does and multiplatform stream on Rumble, Kick, and YouTube. She ignores the chat anyways, but teasing people that she only reads the kick and/or rumble chats and not reading the YouTube chat would be a great way to get a decent percentage of her audience on to the alternative platforms. She could still do the vlogmas crap on Rumble too
 
It kinda blows my mind that Amber blew through hundred of thousands of dollars over the years and yet fashion-wise, she never really upgraded beyond polyester clothing, polyurethane handbags, and zinc alloy jewelry. A fortune's worth of cheap garbage that she would buy in mass, dispose of, and then immediately replace with more cheap garbage. Sure, she could have saved some money for the inevitable dry-up, but she also could've bought something nice for herself.
 
As smug and happy as i am at her losing monetisation i do feel like she'll get it back on her next appeal. She'll try a few more platforms here and there, flop on them for 3 months and come back with monetisation, pump out boring videos until she has some money and dip again. A la cycle.

Nothing ever happens
 
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