🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

She also kept the dead feeder girlfriend, the diabetic that sustained herself on protein shakes or whatever it was, in the basement. It's probably a finished, heated basement like many are in the midwest.
I know this is old now, but I’m working my way through this thread and have had to skip a lot because Amber is so goddamn boring unless she’s flipping out, but what?!!!

The dead feeder girlfriend? How many dead girlfriends does this bitch Emily have? Because you can’t maintain 700 elbees on protein shakes. Can someone fill me in please?
 
TBF though she only lost weight because she had cancer.
I'm not sure that's true (but not because I'm denying her cancer - I believe she had cancer):

If you follow her timeline, she was ridiculously fat as fuck in December (that horrifying couch picture comes from that time). She claimed "572.4lbs" (bullshit, but we'll go with it). Then according to her, she lost a LOT of weight in January and February. She at one point claimed to have lost even MORE than 89 elbeez, and close to 100 lbs (putting her near the high "470s"). By late February her weightloss had stopped, and according to Amber, she was actively gaining in March. She said the things she was doing weren't working anymore. Then in very late May she went to the hospital, and in very early June she got her diagnosis. On her paperwork, there was a note that said "patient claims to weigh in the 490s", and by the time of her surgery in July, Ambo was over 500lbs.

Also take into consideration that Amber's cancer was Stage 1 Grade 2B. That's a pretty early stage. I don't think such an early stage would cause that type of wastage. And Amber didn't get any treatment for her cancer other than the surgery. So if cancer was causing her weight loss, then she wouldn't suddenly start regaining MONTHS before that cancer was removed.

The only thing that lines up with her weight loss is Becky. Becky almost crashed their car while Amber was filming a vlogmas video. After that she stopped driving, and Becky said she spent most of this time sleeping. Amber's daily Wommart candy and ramen resupplies, her nightly McD's 20 piece nugs and snack wraps, her daily Chinese Buff-ette - all gone. She wasn't even willing/able to hurple her shelf to that dollar store down the road for frozen eggrolls (and no one else was doing it for her), so she subsisted on those Factor meals and all that "hulthy" food she had in her cupboard and freezer from her previous performative diet grocery hauls. Becky started getting better late February to early March, and then BOOM! Weight gain city!

So yeah, it was Becky's fault.

I doubt it. She likely gets under $10/month on her back catalogue.
I think it was a fair bit more than that, but still, they were videos that Amber *KNEW* violated TOS and could have been noticed by YouTube at any time (and a few were). She could have purged her videos the way she purged her community tab, using the excuse that she only wanted things on her channel that reflected who she currently was and that she had evolved past that old content. Especially since she said that her CPM was steadily dropping (making the risk to reward ratio worse and worse with every month she left them there). Instead, she ruined her comfortable livestream grift she set up with her small group of dents willing to put $4-6K month (or more?) in her pocket in exchange for almost no work. She blames everyone and everything else, but Amber was the one who killed her golden goose.

Considering she's going to reapply/appeal the declined remonstration, she might as well just completely wipe her channel to be in the clear. She is not going to give up on the ability to earn money being a lazy cunt. So I'd imagine instead of putting work into herself/finding a "normal" job, she'll put all the effort into trying to get her youtube back and in the meantime linking her cashapp
According to Socialblade, she currently has 353 videos. And her channel says 345. So, 345 visible and 8 privated? Looking through the visible ones, there are ones there that still violate YT TOS, so I wonder why she left those? Fell asleep at her new iMac? Power shut off due to non-payment (lol no, but I seriously wonder why she stopped where she did).

And she said she was going to be selling all of her stuff. She's going to invest half the state with bedbugs.

But what's stopping her from just finding another feeder / enabler?
She's been trying that since she lost her zombified wiper. She ended up with Jade, who bounced after collecting a closet full of Jordans and a brand new car. Then she ended up with "Valentine" (Erica), who had teamed up with her wife Brittany to troll Ambo on social media for a year but never met her in person. Then she ended up with "Tommy" (Emily), a degerate feeder who kicked Ambo out after less than 3 months and has spent the last year going to reaction channels at regular intervals to humiliate Amber.

And they've been the absolute best she could do. The whole mooching off a desperate obese lesbian strategy isn't working for her anymore.
 
Also I think a lipoma removal surgery on a dog can be 1k-5k. It looks like it’s on her hip and I know depending on how it grows it could be pushing on her hip bone hence the removal.
Depends on the size/age of the dog, too. I doubt Amber has pet insurance; it can be as little as $250 if there's no complications and the tumor is small. From the size and location of the tumor, and just assuming it's a fatty tumor and not getting any biopsy done, I would estimate about $1000-$1800. Bloodwork and biopsies/cultures are what will push it towards the $5k mark. I'm going to do some research into prices in OK, as I'm not from the land of the free, and my vet information is based on the country I'm from. I'll update and get some rough estimates after I've investigated a little, but using my own knowledge, I would assume it's no more than $1800 if she's getting no other work done.
 
I'm excited for the "unemployed, broke and homeless" era, girlboss 💅

for real though, as someone who's been on the remote job hunt, it's tough out there and it's going to be even harder for someone like her who hasn't had an actual job in 10 years, no skills, no education. Instead of making sad youtube streams, crying about the consequences of her actions, she needs to be building an emergency plan.

and to all the people donating money to her, either in good faith or to talk shit, fuckin stop. Let her crash and burn. She ate through hundreds of thousands of dollars instead of putting any in a HY savings account, and planning for the future.

I know you're reading this hambie, hiii♥ I really hope those expensive laygos, the torrid clothing that you never wore, and all the $15 DD sodas were worth it
 
she could still make videos while shaking the proverbial can for donations.
Yeah, probably not. She said she loves YouTube it's her passion. That was a lie. She will only do bare minimum and if it benefits her. So if she's not making money, you won't see her after this dies down. If she's manipulating and finding ways to Beggy for money you'll see her. None of it's because she loves YouTube. She's a lazy fat girl that found a way to do nothing and still get money.


Can you imagine her trying to get a job?
What is your work history?
Lederally a famous YouTuber.

The minute they Google her shit crusted ass she's never getting a job. Not to mention her previous job history was sitting as much as possible making fun of people being a fat bully and doing everything she could to not work and get paid.

She acts like mentioning she worked somewhere is a flex that meant that she did a good job somewhere.

I think she will figure out a way to keep spamming ambabies until it dries up. Maybe Kristine will get accounts and let Amber use them like PayPal or something. The saga will continue at least for a while.
 
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She's only keeping the heavy hitter videos. I'm sure some of them also still break TOS. I think she's keeping them for future monetization.

Edit: Lol

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her arms look like she put them in a meat grinder

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She's only keeping the heavy hitter videos. I'm sure some of them also still break TOS. I think she's keeping them for future monetization.

Edit: Lol

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>makes ED content, which is against YT TOS
>shocked-pikachu-face when YT takes action against her for making ED content

she genuinely cannot blame the hayders and mass reporters when she consciously made video titles like this. this is as "ED content" as one can get
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Over a decade of “her job” being YouTube and she has no other streams of income:
  • Never set up Patreon/Twitch or other platform to get other subscribers
  • No Amberlynn Reid website
  • Fuck, she never even created a real channel icon or logo!
  • Never created any merch line (her low effort text merch that she never even used herself doesn’t count)
  • No books published
  • No brand partnerships
  • No network of collaborators or creators to help
  • No investment in skills like a degree or certificate
  • No real estate for herself or as a rental income
  • No stocks or even shitty crypto coin
At least she doesn’t pay out to a management agency (though they might have kept her above ground on YT TOS).

She is Aesop’s morbidly obese, retarded grasshopper begging for food as the winter comes. ALR set new records of laziness and failed potential; RIP.
 
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Dont you fucking tell me its the HAYDURS and you don't know why YT is removing your vids.

These are all just from the last year alone. You knew exactly what you were doing and you're upset you can't collect legacy Ad revenue on it.

The only way forward fat amber is to delete all of your videos and start making NON WEIGHT AND FOOD RELATED CONTENT. Only then will you be able to get your monetization back.

Can the narcbrain do it?

Also her digging in a garbage can with the title "Cook dinner with me." is pretty fucking funny. A Prophecy foretold.
 
We now know that her YouTube channel is basically a 'weight loss channel". Most of her viewers watch her because it is a weight loss channel. Thus, while she could flip and start something new on her channel, it is unlikely that most of her viewers would keep watching it. For example, she could vlog herself building legos, but who would want to watch? She could do more "Get Ready With Me", more Torrid hauls, but she would not have enough videos to sustain herself.

Amber was and still is a "one Trick Pony"; being 500 lbs. Her weight, not her talent, made her somewhat famous on YouTube. Now that this is not acceptable to be portrayed on YouTube, whatever she try will bring her only a fraction of the money from her glory days.

As with Chantal, e-begging is her future. I hope Kristine likes to have a new flatmate.
 
She made good money (at least at some point in her career) and never did anything of value with it. She ate it all. Thats like the lamest way to go broke.

I can’t imagine how much these hambeasts are spending on food monthly. Especially now that food is so fucking expensive.
Food plus delivery fees. Amber regularly gets Doordash 2-3 times a day. Remember the $15 Diet Coke from Mc Donald's?
Stupid gorl must have thought she was gonna die before the Google bucks ran out.
 
Honestly, I’m with Amberlynn. It’s fucking retarded and censorious to ban extremely fat or skinny people from shitposting. Eugenia and Amberlynn have a right to speak while having nightmarish BMI indices. It’s fucking obscene that these people are being pushed to the fringes of society and denied the ability to communicate and make money… and then the people doing it to them say it’s for their benefit? Fuck off. These new regulations are representative of the same kind of mindset that tries to shut websites like this one down.

I'm straddling the fence,

It's gay as hell that some flaggot did what they did, but lezzberuhll: Both Amber and Eugenia have filmed porn openly and posted openly on a site with mixed audience (families and children).

Pushing a box around the bedroom--porn.
Candy Godiva going for multiple trips on a busy day at the Chinese buffet where you can hear whole families in the dining room eating while her pervert filmed--porn.
Fat Albert going "Areyouexcited?Areyouexcited?Whatreyougetting?" Over the nth Cheescake Factory/Hooters/Sonny's/Texas Roadhouse--porn.
Sally Shine's bagel tantrum--porn.
Chinstraps moaning over Raising Caine's/Hardees/Borgorr Keeng Nashies--porn.

Someone (or someones) clued in some live people over at Youtube just what the phenomenon of filming and posting OPEN PORNOGRAPHY on a traditionally mundane clearweb site that is not Clips4Sale/Porn Hub/XHamster or RedTube. And maybe that is the real controversy.

Remember when Chance Carmichael fought with farmers asserting he wasn't hurting anybody--right before his sister announced his death?

Might not matter to you or me, but it matters to someone.
 
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