Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
A couple of screen shots from her last video

Damn girl, you slaying that weight loss amirite?

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I was bored so I also did a quick tally of her meal at Yamatos Japanese Steakhouse.

She got:
9 pieces of Pink Lady sushi = 534 calories
8 pieces of Tiger Roll= 640 calories
cup of Miso soup = 84 calories

for a grand total of 1258 calories for ONE FUCKING MEAL.. that isn't even including the wasabi and drink or anything else off camera.

But girl knows what she doing... she on track doh don't worry
 
Hi all, long time lurker finally decided to join. I just saw this on Dana's snapchat, so now it seems they have 3 dogs, Jax, and a new kitten.

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As someone who is finally moving into a place that allows pets and am stressing over whether to adopt my first cat...who the fuck allows these people to get new pets like they're buying new shoes? Don't they know the responsibility and work it takes for each fucking animal!? Why do they feel the need to hoard pets? I know they aren't going to shelters and filling out paper work for each animal....where do they get them? Off the side of the road?? :c
 
As someone who is finally moving into a place that allows pets and am stressing over whether to adopt my first cat...who the fuck allows these people to get new pets like they're buying new shoes? Don't they know the responsibility and work it takes for each fucking animal!? Why do they feel the need to hoard pets? I know they aren't going to shelters and filling out paper work for each animal....where do they get them? Off the side of the road?? :c
Pet shops and animal mills rarely give a shit if you have money. As for the hoarding I think its the same immature attitude thats led to these girls cheating as soon as they get bored in a relationship and chasing a new one asap, theyre completely emotionally dependant but dont have the staying power to stick around once the novelty of something new wears off, be it a new girlfriend or a new puppy. Sadly puppies cant love bomb with gifts to keep them sweet so they get a new one much quicker.
 
Also not sure if mentioned but in the meet my girlfriend video when AL shows Becky:
AL *with combover* "I'm filming."
B "no you're not."
AL "yeah, it's goingggahhh!! "
B "well it's not gonna be a video."

Lol Becky wanted nothing to do with that going in a vlog.
Becky is going to get real tired of AL pointing her phone in her face, it's only a matter of time before big Albert drives someone else away with her narc personality.

Why does she wear cardigans and then complain that she's hot?

Cause shes fat, she thinks they actually cover something, on a chunky girl yes, on AL no ho hohooooooo
 
Randomly decided to click into a Bitchin n' Eatin livestream and Amberlynn's in the chat. No tea so far, they're just kissing each other's planet-sized asses.

BTW, the bitchin n' eatin hams were each eating TWO massive cheeseburgers (w mayo) and fries dipped in ranch. Big AL might climax just from watching.
 
Randomly decided to click into a Bitchin n' Eatin livestream and Amberlynn's in the chat. No tea so far, they're just kissing each other's planet-sized asses.

BTW, the bitchin n' eatin hams were each eating TWO massive cheeseburgers (w mayo) and fries dipped in ranch. Big AL might climax just from watching.
I said "sup gorls slay" in the chat and they said it outloud lmao I hope ALbert heard it, these two seem nice enough and more humble than AL is by a mile.
 
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