Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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Hambeast tryin' to start shit? If it's true or not that's some pretty cruel pathological shit to put out there for your "bestest friend in the whole world" to see.

I 100% believe AL is lying about the tit pictures. Krystal vs AL come on now. Why would Krystal's gf send AL tit pictures. I think Amber loves the drama and starts a lot of shit. That's why she needed to go to a "different" school.
 

Sat through the last hour of the YouNow. There wasn't much spilled besides the info about Nina sending all nudes and unfortunately I couldn't save any of that. Rafe (a friend of Becky's) does not like Nina at all. She says she doesn't like Destiny either but she's never met her. Most of what I caught was just them making a joke out of how bad their weight is.
 
I 100% believe AL is lying about the tit pictures. Krystal vs AL come on now. Why would Krystal's gf send AL tit pictures. I think Amber loves the drama and starts a lot of shit. That's why she needed to go to a "different" school.
I agree, but would you even consider saying such a thing about your "soul mate's" gf? Maybe I'm thinking too much about Krystle's feelings if she heard that. But then I really don't like Krystle or her parents so ....end of mini-rant.
 
It's been a while since I actually watched a video or stream of the hambeast and wow. She's even fatter than ever! Her actual facial features are shrinking and her head is becoming more circular and large.

And count me in for thinking that Amberlynn is lying about the Nena thing. You know she wants to get back with Krystle lol.
 
Is this bitch capable of making a friend that is not a complete fatass?

EDIT: The voice of that tatted fursona with the sewer mop hair is even more grating than her personality.

She literally has a gravitational pull in attracting all the landwhales within her presence.
Besides Libby and Destiny's sister, has Amberlynn actually been friends with someone who's thin? Mary and Sharla don't count. I guess relative to Amberlynn they're "skinny"...
 
Sarah, or "Rafe" (sounds like rape) seems like a user just like AL (and has anyone on here talked about how Amberlynn is not even her real name, it's Amber, she admits it an old vid) Rafe's wife is a much older woman, assuming, from what glimpses we saw of her red face, and also Rafe mentioned her mother-in-law needs at-home care, and Rafe gets a paying job out of it as well. Her no fucks personality is infinitely better than AL's however, and AL even started playing off of that, imitating her towards the end of the stream. Congrats to her for spilling hot tea tho.

So funny how AL could not stop hamming it up for the camera behind her, couldn't stand that someone was stealing her spotlight.

Becky working at the sawmill is legit, but I bet AL won't like her calloused hands all up in her pillow princess velvet hangers dainty delicate no tampons tiny hole.
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That gross rafe girl seems insufferable but honestly I think she'd revive big Al's channel. She's massive, she's got a big mouth, she's an attention whore.

I see her potentially bringing enough drama (that I bet she just HATES as much as Al) back to her channel to make it interesting again. It's been dull since dustin got tired of her shit.
 
Amberlynn's pronunciation strategies confuse me. What would inspire a native English speaker to read the brand as "Non-guh-shim"? It doesn't line up with how anyone reads anything and it's not even a difficult word to guess your way through. Also, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Amberlynn's been saying "mook-bahng" for years, while even Kailyn bothers to correct herself once she's called out on saying or reading something wrong.

Then, she kept saying "Everyone says mukbang differently so it doesn't even matter", like, no, they don't, you're just too stupid and stubborn to learn how to pronounce it correctly.

Did anyone ask her about Cheech and Chong last night on YouNow? I heard she said that "everyone thinks you smoke weed if you like Cheech and Chong", I can't remember if it was an answer to a question. I saw someone post it here about Becky and when I heard her say it I instantly thought that AL saw it here..

I don't know but people were bringing up her disdain for drug users in the past both here and other places and pointing out her hypocrisy by dating Becky, I saw that people weren't just talking about it here so she probably heard someone say that on one of the many Amberlynn asspat places. I'm starting to think she really doesn't read here but who knows.
 
Rafe asked AL if she wrote to her mother because someone in the chat asked, she said "No!" in a way that made it sound like she was disgusted by the question. What happened to being devastated over her mother's diagnosis and the regret of not keeping in touch?

Rafe read aloud the first message Becky had ever sent to AL (why she has it I have no idea), and mentions that Becky messaged her after seeing her Smash or Pass video. I'm inclined to believe that that may have been the first video Becky had seen of hers, so she might not even know about the exuberant amount of lies, rape allegation, and her all around shitty behavior.

Also, I thought it was funny watching AL from an angle that's not above her head to make her seem less massive lol
 
I highly doubt Nena would send that obese zit any tit pics. It's clear she's crazy about Krystle and AL hates it-- you bet your ass AL would have put in a shady moment in her vlog when they were all together.

This fat tumblrina is giving me life. Prime lolcow material imo

Edit: Rafe's internet shit:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randomrafe/?hl=en
Tumblr: http://randomrafe.tumblr.com/

SO TYPICAL IT HURTS
 
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I highly doubt Nena would send that obese zit any tit pics. It's clear she's crazy about Krystle and AL hates it-- you bet your ass AL would have put in a shady moment in her vlog when they were all together.

This fat tumblrina is giving me life. Prime lolcow material imo

Edit: Rafe's internet shit:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randomrafe/?hl=en
Tumblr: http://randomrafe.tumblr.com/

SO TYPICAL IT HURTS


I kind of hope Rafe appears more just because big AL is boring as shit lately and this lolcow is a drama trap wrapped in a red flag. But with all the salty side-eye AL was giving Rafe for hijacking her YouNow and how tards were going nuts for how quirky and randumb she is, I doubt it.

What's more important to big AL, views, or being the undisputed center of attention?
 
I highly doubt Nena would send that obese zit any tit pics. It's clear she's crazy about Krystle and AL hates it-- you bet your ass AL would have put in a shady moment in her vlog when they were all together.

This fat tumblrina is giving me life. Prime lolcow material imo

Edit: Rafe's internet shit:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randomrafe/?hl=en
Tumblr: http://randomrafe.tumblr.com/

SO TYPICAL IT HURTS

Someone keep tabs on this one. I'm sure with a lot of documented evidence of her fuckery she'll be another lolcow with a thread in the beauty parlour in no time.

It is so typical it hurts. Freaking STEPHEN UNIVERSE all over her social media! Omg. I don't know if AL is willing to keep Rafe in her orbit because she can't stand not being the centre of attention... hopefully she keeps her around because I foresee drama unfolding.

Plus I feel like she's messy enough to spill some hot tea if their friendship ever dissolves.
 
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