Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

FuckYouAL · Jun 3, 2017

Such a lolcow

FeedMeLobsterNow · Jun 3, 2017

hotcheetospuffs said:
Wow, the liked videos really give it away. How to lighten dark elbows and knees, her MK purse vid, and all the mookbangs.

I always thought she had done a "word play" with this sock...Juno Juantes....Ju-know Ju-want-dis/You-know You-want-dis.

Fresh Grown Breasts · Jun 3, 2017

FuckYouAL said:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

Just gonna leave this right here..

Someone get in there and archive this shit quickly. It's going to disappear. I'd do it but I'm cranky and old and don't understand such wizardry.

pozilei · Jun 3, 2017

Fresh Grown Breasts said:
Someone get in there and archive this shit quickly. It's going to disappear. I'd do it but I'm cranky and old and don't understand such wizardry.

I'm working on archiving Naked, fam.

Edit: Okay, done!

Xenomorph · Jun 3, 2017

666EVE666 said:
Becky and Rafe dated. I'm not really surprised lol

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So we are safe to assume everyone in AL's circle has fucked each other at some point. Disgusting. You would think there are only 5 lesbos in the whole east coast.

wahhhmbulance · Jun 3, 2017

SCOTTIE, by Amberlard Reid

Page One

Junior, 11th grader, homework, drama, rules, boring teachers, long lectures, kindergarten allowances, beginning of hell, ending of freedom, today and for another 295 days.

Junior and 11th grader? Gorl it's the first 3 words of your story and you're already being redundant af. Also, why does this sentence sound like a string of hashtags? Awful.

My parents literally are the most strict parents once the calendar changes to August 20th. During the summer I get to do everything, anything. During the school year I am restricted from everything. During the summer I'm allowed $200 a week. During the school year I get $15 a week. During the summer my curfew is 2am, Jason and Melanie can come over whenever they want. During the school year my curfew is 6pm, Jason and Melanie care only allowed to be over for an hour a day (exception on Saturdays). My parents enroll me in the military without even asking it feels. Constant chores, instructions, rules; definitely drives me crazy.

"Literally", this bitch really writes like she speaks. "During the summer I get to do everything, anything. During the school year I am restricted from everything. " Groundbreaking writing. She's more or less listing facts without making any effort at, you know, narrative.

Jason and Melanie care only allowed? The word is are. Without even asking it feels? You're missing a 'how', babe. And that semicolon...like literally, gorl what? PROOFREAD.

My parents are really good parents though. They have well paying jobs. They want whats right for me and my sister. They still love each other like they did 24 years ago. My mom and dad met when my mom was 18 and my dad was 15. Definite love at first sight. They got married as soon as they could and bloomed since then. I hope I find love like that.

Snooze

"Where are my glasses?" My sister, Samantha, yelled from my door.

"Damn it, Samantha! You don't have to yell." I said walking to the kitchen. My mom made the best meals. I always looked forward to her cooking.

"Good morning, mom." I kissed her on the cheek and stole a sausage as doing so.

"Hey! Wait until it's ready!" My mom said.

And here we see the kind of story big AL really wants to write-- a food fetish fantasy. Eat that sausage, Precious.

Me and my mom were really close. We have lots of fun together. Even though I was getting older, it had nothing to do with my relationship with my parents. Me and my dad were just as close. Since her was a cop, me and him went to the gym every Wednesday night. We have not missed one night besides one; I was sick with a 104 fever at age 14.

Since HER was a cop?! Why???

You know... I was going to finish, but at this point I'm out. Half a page is already giving me a headache. The story is drivel, and writing is supposed to be her thing you guys, her raison d'être.

And this story is over ninety pages long.

hotcheetospuffs · Jun 3, 2017

I tried to read the one about the month-long lesbian cruise, but had to stop. AL has clearly never been on a boat before, she gets so much stuff wrong. The best part was the description of the breakfast buffet. When she writes about food, that's where the writing really wants to come alive. She should just do food reviews.

Becky's Kate Winslet fan fiction is far more fun to read!

Here's a taste of Becky's writing. She's Winseltbruh. Jacey is a reporter who ends up befriending Kate Winslet, who confesses she's really a lesbian. Between going out for food, Kate and Jacey go to a secret lesbian club and partake in some BSDM.

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despacito hot cheeto · Jun 3, 2017

Long time lurker - Bless the person who found her Wattpad account.

I'm laughing my way through "Scottie." So far my favorite part is when her history teacher asks when WWI was and she gives the incorrect answer of "1930s."
:stress:

If she were any other functional 26-year-old, I'd mock her for not knowing this extremely basic history fact, but it's Big Al we're talking about here. Even still... bitch can't take two seconds to Google the correct answer first?!

Oh AL, you're just something else.

NoCupcakesForYou · Jun 3, 2017

I know this is off topic, but in Amberlynn's new video, she said Destiny got her an adult coloring book for her birthday. I thought Destiny got something sooooo meaningful and personal that she can't share it? Was she trying to hide the fact that all Destiny got for her was a coloring book while Amberlynn herself showered her with 10010009 gifts :lol:

wahhhmbulance · Jun 3, 2017

:deviant::deviant::deviant:

Broken Pussy · Jun 3, 2017

"My feelings are deep and my hair is wet."

I'm going to comment on Amberlynn's truly incredible poetic prowess by quoting another poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley:

"Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

ETA:

Here is "monster truck in the night life."

hotcheetospuffs · Jun 3, 2017

The user who posted the Wattpadd, FuckYouAL, created the account today. Perhaps someone in the group is mad at her? Maybe Nene? Or Destiny or Dana, is that you? Welcome to farm, and thanks for providing us with the good reads.

I'd guess FuckYouAL is Nene, based on the timing of the shade in the YouNow video. I wonder if she and Krystle are still together...

AL mentioned in her younow that she and nene and krystle talked about the titty pic on facetime and supposedly everything is cool.

vodka · Jun 3, 2017

Her writing reads like something you'd write in a middle schooler's fanfics and how she writes herself is different than the real her :/ I can't tell if I feel more pity or embarrassment.

AlineBawb · Jun 3, 2017

formerfatcow said:

I'm bummed I missed this, thanks for posting!
The shade of it all at 17:40!!! :lol:

Fuck, wrong vid! This one, 17:40 mark, Raifs a cunt and Big AL is MAD

Monster-Truck™ · Jun 3, 2017

Oh lord. Scottie is the same story she talked about in one of her vlogs a few weeks back. I remember trying to find her wattpad by using some key sentences, but I couldn't manage to find any of her masterpieces. I recognize some of the fan fiction-esque descriptions, "her black slippers and huge 60's glasses" being one of them. SHE SPENT YEARS ON THIS, OMG. And there's over 200 pages (handwritten)...

Xenomorph · Jun 3, 2017

Rabbit Bones said:
Does Krystal have a fucking job? She's spent how long bouncing around with Hamber?

College student and her parents do well for themselves so I'm sure she can fuck around all summer.

hotcheetospuffs · Jun 3, 2017

AL replied to someone asking about Krystle working on one of her old videos, she said Krystle doesn't work but she wouldn't say why because it was too personal. I believe Krystle is the oldest of the bunch, nearly 30 or early 30's.

Barbarella · Jun 3, 2017

I tried to read "Scottie" too, but there are grammatical errors in every single sentence, more than one even, making it completely unreadable.

Where she got the idea she is a writer is a mystery. Without proper grammar, you can't write. A musician who doesn't understand rhythm can't create music, a painter who is colorblind can't do landscapes, and a mechanic can't fix a car without tools. You need the basics, and she doesn't have them.

In her mukbang video, wasn't she talking about some fan fiction that was too embarrassing to talk about? I wonder if it's this Kate Winslet shit.

*AID's* · Jun 3, 2017

hotcheetospuffs said:
AL replied to someone asking about Krystle working on one of her old videos, she said Krystle doesn't work but she wouldn't say why because it was too personal. I believe Krystle is the oldest of the bunch, nearly 30 or early 30's.

Isn't Krystle younger than AL?

SlayGorl · Jun 3, 2017

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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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