Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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In that YouNow session she contradicts previous statements she's made recently. If I recall, she was saying her and Destiny had separate bank accounts so everything was all good. But in this one, she's getting all defensive about questions regarding $. She said "go ask Destiny, we shared the SAME bank account!" Hmmm.
I actually remember her talking about the shared bank account before, but she mentioned she knew how much she put into it, and took out her share. This led me to believe that she was just "borrowing" Destiny's bank account because she is probably too lazy to open her own. After all, you need an ID to take out money if you aren't using the ATM, and if she did have an ATM card, it would've been in her lost wallet as well. But here I go again "investigating" because I'm upset and unhappy about my own life, and I need a better hobby. Thanks for the advice AL.
 
Yeah I remember Destiny and AL opening a bank account together soon after meeting/moving in together because I specifically remember thinking what a fucking moron Destiny must be.

On another note, I hope people troll the fuck out of AL on younow with comments like "I miss Rafe :(" and "If Rafe were here I'm sure she'd at least read our questions."
 
how is it possible that there is no one in amberlynn's orbit who is at a healthy BMI? who are these girls doctors? weight loss is hard, but also getting yourself to be 500 pounds doesn't seem like an easy ride either....

dude, they live in rural Kentucky. Sharla's practically qualified to be a swimsuit model compared to most of what you'll find around those parts. Actual thin people are a fucking anomaly, and it's usually just a trick of genetics, or y'know meth, that keeps them thin.
 
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Best of ALR's poetic genius:

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Mall Ninja?
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I think she means "real estate"

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Does she mean gasps? Never heard of grasping for air.

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"Our addictions are the same." "I hate my parents because they were addicts."

At least she's admitting she's killing herself with food.

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astomishment

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What kind of animals are stampeding? "The exotic kind"

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Unless you have severe PTSD from a hurricane or tornado, I can't imagine anyone feeling pain from imagining a catastrophic wind.

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FLOCKING


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Anyone care to fill me in on what the fuck a "pool of prism" is?

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So was it stampeding tigers then?

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A stampeding exotic fire scene?

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If you couldn't have guessed it already, all of AL's "poems" are crap. She just strings together clichés and words she finds eloquent. It'd be one thing if this was a 7th grade student's English project but this is a 27 year old who is entirely convinced that she has a future career in writing. Even in the handful of poems she has posted she can't help but overuse the same phrases and words because she's no where near as gifted with language as she wants to believe. Also for someone claiming to have OCD over grammatical errors, she sure makes a shit ton.
Clarifying "pool of prism". AL said in a really old video that prism is her favorite beautiful word. She doesn't understand how to use it, though. Her poems are just word salad.
 
I'm so confused. Who is Rafe and how did she get into this storyline? I need a fucking diagram to keep all these bitches straight.

Rafe is Becky's friend (AL's current gf). Rafe was over at AL's the other day and AL dared Rafe to go on her Younow and Rafe accepted the dare and went on the live broadcast. Rafe proceeded to read every question that was asked on Younow and answer them with much more than just a "yes" or "no" reply which made it much more interesting. AL just sat behind her looking bitchy. Rafe didn't hesitate answering any question and made it much more entertaining than boring AL. The viewers requested "more of Rafe" and to be honest I don't blame them.
 
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Didn't she use the same strategy when she was pretending to be Damon White? The "haha I would normally call you out because you're a hater but you said something funny so I won't... See!! Look! I'm totally not AL because I laughed to what a hater said and AL would never do that, right guys?!" kinda thing.

She's so transparent, it's laughable really...
 
Oh my good god, I was watching her on Younow and people were talking about The London Bridge and she asked what everyone was talking about.. then she started singing "London bridge is falling down"!!! She is so fucking clueless as to what is happening in the world! Then of course she has to put on a show and start crying to show that terrorism really touches and hurts her. foh with those fake tears. I have honestly never seen someone so detached from reality as this bitch. So wrapped up in herself, she has no idea what's happening... even in our own country, no doubt. Complete and utter idiot.
 
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