Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

By the way... did anyone see her snap the other day of trying to spin a fidget spinner? I wish I'd saved it. She doesn't even spin it right. It can't go around because her hand is too fat.

 

[Acceptable]

im genuinely surprised she hasn't had a heart attack yet.... i don't wish that on anyone, and Its sad when people only realize they are killing themselves once they end up in the hospital and almost die. but also slayyyyyyy gurrrl body positivity am i right? lmao i wonder if she will ever hop on the bandwagon of youtubers writing books. then again this whole thread could be copy pasted into a pdf and made into book but the lawsuits would be unbearable.

 

[Cocco]

By the way... did anyone see her snap the other day of trying to spin a fidget spinner? I wish I saved it. She doesn't even spin it right. It can't go around because her hand is too fat.

gorl her hand is tiny tiny

im genuinely surprised she hasn't had a heart attack yet.... i don't wish that on anyone, and Its sad when people only realize they are killing themselves once they end up in the hospital and almost die. but also slayyyyyyy gurrrl body positivity am i right? lmao i wonder if she will ever hop on the bandwagon of youtubers writing books. then again this whole thread could be copy pasted into a pdf and made into book but the lawsuits would be unbearable.

I think it's because of the age and she can still get away with it without feeling any of those real sick feelings that you can't ignore so it's just a matter of time. At some point you start feeling the side effects of your lifestyle I guess.

 

[Queen Doris]

I think it's because of the age and she can still get away with it without feeling any of those real sick feelings that you can't ignore so it's just a matter of time. At some point you start feeling the side effects of your lifestyle I guess.

This is true. A wise man once told me that age is usually 30. Everything that you've ever done catches up to you.

I doubt that AL will ever get her shit together, though. I'm even sad to say that she probably won't even make it to 30. She's been to the hospital - not for anything life-threatening, but she's one of those people who take advantage of the ER and substitute them for doctor's visits. Even so, one would think that the environment would get to her.

im genuinely surprised she hasn't had a heart attack yet.... i don't wish that on anyone, and Its sad when people only realize they are killing themselves once they end up in the hospital and almost die. but also slayyyyyyy gurrrl body positivity am i right?

I'm glad that lots of people do get their second chance to turn their life around, but I doubt our AL would have that. Even if she could, I doubt anything would change.
Tammy Slaton's been in the hospital numerous times, dangerously close to death. Granted, it wasn't a heart condition (that I know of), but any weight she loses at the hospital is gained right back, thanks to her enabler environment. AL's got enablers all around her.

 

[Assgardian]

gorl her hand is tiny tiny

Even the daintiest hooves are woefully inefficient for fidget spinning.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

What does she need a fidget spinner for? She already fidgets with her greasy-ass hair all the time.

 

[ChocolateGravy]

On another note, One, her obsession with Miley Cyrus is becoming disturbing. And two, Honestly, I think she know's that she's not long for this world and has just said fuck it. That's why she's been hitting the bottle, bingeing like never before, not worrying about her health(Beetus confirmed), stopped all youtube/younow communication and just trying to get as much affection/attention from her Monstersquad group of "friends" as possible.. Sad.

I was wondering if the reason she hasn't uploaded was a drug and alcohol bender. Does anyone else think she might An Hero? I always assumed she was too narcicistic to do it, but her recent behavior and the corner she's backed herself into makes me wonder.

Hamber always seems to have another card up her sleeve, but I think she realizes that her future isn't certain. This is probably the first time in a very long time she's ever felt that fear. All of her potential new or returning caretakers seem hesitant to take any big steps.

I wonder what lie VictimLynn will come up with next to keep a roof over her barn and her fridge full.

 

[Token_Texan]

I was wondering if the reason she hasn't uploaded was a drug and alcohol bender. Does anyone else think she might An Hero? I always assumed she was too narcicistic to do it, but her recent behavior and the corner she's backed herself into makes me wonder.

Hamber always seems to have another card up her sleeve, but I think she realizes that her future isn't certain. This is probably the first time in a very long time she's ever felt that fear. All of her potential new or returning caretakers seem hesitant to take any big steps.

I wonder what lie VictimLynn will come up with next to keep a roof over her barn and her fridge full.

I can see her doing a "cry for help" attempt. I don't see her being able to go through with it. She's way too humongous for pills to hurt her and if it's not as easy as swallowing something with diet coke she won't do it.

Every year it's like she gives up just a little bit more.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Whatever it is, it hasn't stopped her from tweeting insipid Miley Cyrus shit the past few days.

 

[Queen Doris]

I was wondering if the reason she hasn't uploaded was a drug and alcohol bender. Does anyone else think she might An Hero? I always assumed she was too narcicistic to do it, but her recent behavior and the corner she's backed herself into makes me wonder.

Hamber always seems to have another card up her sleeve, but I think she realizes that her future isn't certain. This is probably the first time in a very long time she's ever felt that fear. All of her potential new or returning caretakers seem hesitant to take any big steps.

I wonder what lie VictimLynn will come up with next to keep a roof over her barn and her fridge full.

Amberlynn definitely comes off as a narcissist, but she's also said some self-deprecating stuff about herself, and I remember her acknowledging that she's not the best person in the world.

 

[haygurlhay]

I love that she's wearing her green sweater in June in Kentucky. Gotta bundle up and stay warm during these summer days. Has nothing to do with not wanting to show her mammoth arms.
(If you don't have her on Snapchat...she just posted several pics of herself in the sweater....making her signature duckface OBVI)

 

[PropaGONDA]

Amberlynn definitely comes off as a narcissist, but she's also said some self-deprecating stuff about herself, and I remember her acknowledging that she's not the best person in the world.

What flags her as a narcissist is that she thinks her knowledge is much better than an experts (i.e: dietician/nutritionist, doctor, therapist, psychologist, financial advisor - remember her "how to save money" video? LOL)

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Amberlynn definitely comes off as a narcissist, but she's also said some self-deprecating stuff about herself, and I remember her acknowledging that she's not the best person in the world.

All that shows is she could have some self awareness, but it's probably done to garner sympathy because if there is anything a narc needs to pull you in is to appeal to your empathetic impulses.

 

[Lyssa]

From Dana's Q&A

Big Al and her budget Kate Winslet

And of course our favourite Dustin

 

[SisterChristian]

gorl her hand is tiny tiny

Like her vagina, amirite.

 

[Bitchinista]

Did we know that Dana is a smoker? I just saw that on her snapchat Q&A. Ugh now I can't look at a photo of her without imagining that her house likely reeks of cigarette smoke and dog/cat piss/shit. And bathroom mold of course.

 

[For The Internet]

This is true. A wise man once told me that age is usually 30. Everything that you've ever done catches up to you.

I doubt that AL will ever get her shit together, though. I'm even sad to say that she probably won't even make it to 30. She's been to the hospital - not for anything life-threatening, but she's one of those people who take advantage of the ER and substitute them for doctor's visits. Even so, one would think that the environment would get to her.



I'm glad that lots of people do get their second chance to turn their life around, but I doubt our AL would have that. Even if she could, I doubt anything would change.
Tammy Slaton's been in the hospital numerous times, dangerously close to death. Granted, it wasn't a heart condition (that I know of), but any weight she loses at the hospital is gained right back, thanks to her enabler environment. AL's got enablers all around her.

If Tammy Slaton is still chugging along after being in an induced coma, almost dying and being sent to a nursing home twice to lose weight, I don't think Amber is going to kick it before she hits 30. Tammy is definitely bigger than Amber and is completely immobile. She's almost the same age. Look at all those people on My 600 Pound Life who are heavier than her, have been heavy like her their whole lives, and are still alive at 35, 40, 45 +. That's because the human body can take a LOT of punishment when you're young and it doesn't all go downhill the second you turn 30. I'm pretty sure @Dog Prom 3D can confirm that Amber is unlikely to die before she's 30 just because she's fat and doesn't move much.

That being said, the one thing that could off her is her unchecked diabetes. She's type 2 (obviously), but if she fell into a diabetic coma she could die if she's not found in time, or if she catches pneumonia or golden staph at a hospital. This is unlikely, but possible.

Basically I think we can look forward to years of Amberlynn bullshit to come. I don't think I'm being insanely optimistic, but



I really, really want to see Amber roleplay. Her writing is terrible and her poetry is worse, so any attempt at roleplaying would be incredible to behold. I imagine all the cliches, like the overly long descriptions of hair, makeup, clothes and accessories, writing out actions with asterisks around them instead of actually writing out the action (such as *smiles* instead of 'she smiled'), ridiculous purple prose that doesn't actually mean what she thinks it means (the number of times I've seen rpers refer to eyes as 'oculars' is both hilarious and depressing), sad wish fulfillment and so on.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Did we know that Dana is a smoker? I just saw that on her snapchat Q&A. Ugh now I can't look at a photo of her without imagining that her house likely reeks of cigarette smoke and dog/cat piss/shit. And bathroom mold of course.

Dana is a smoker. There was a picture once of her with a pack of smokes. Whether or not she smokes inside is another story.

 

[Token_Texan]

I wonder if she's been so slow lately because "haters" have been running her off? She seems pretty fed up (lol) with it. She's never seen anything through and I bet youtube will be no different. I give it 6 months to a year before she's too fucking lazy to upload entirely.

I don't think she'll die soon, either. I do think she's just a few years away from being completely bedridden, though.

 

[For The Internet]

Dana is a smoker. There was a picture once of her with a pack of smokes. Whether or not she smokes inside is another story.

I think her chubby chaser profile mentioned her being quite a heavy smoker. She definitely smokes, it's just a question of how much and if she can be arsed going outside. Judging by her size and appearance effort isn't really something Dana does.

Her house/trailer cannot smell like anything other than animal smells and stale smoke. They have 3 young puppies, and young puppies pee and poop everywhere. They have a cat and a kitten so they surely have a litter box. Dana smokes and the smell and nicotine gets everywhere. My grandad was a heavy smoker and when we cleaned his apartment out after he moved the windows were yellow with nicotine residue. It took a massive effort to clean that shit off.