Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She "stabs" herself and makes such a big deal about it, at about 10 minutes in Destiny says they need to go to Wal-Mart and the way Big Al says "I need to eat!" is hilarious, you'd swear she was dying of starvation.

Acting like this at her age is shameful. I wish we could get commentary from Destiny on all these old videos.
 
She "stabs" herself and makes such a big deal about it, at about 10 minutes in Destiny says they need to go to Wal-Mart and the way Big Al says "I need to eat!" is hilarious, you'd swear she was dying of starvation.

Amber: Literally, we've done nothing today.
Density: We went to McDonald's.
Amber: Okay, well that's all we did.

LOL the lies, Amber. The lies!!
 
Everyone is saying Hamber is running out of time but she's only 26 and as we've seen with the 700lb lard-planets on My 600-lb Life, they at least live until 40. Optimistically.

She has plenty of time left, including to change her ways. Even when the evidence is in front of her - the beetus sores, darkened skin... she will deny, deny, deny. In fact, in her poem she even mentions that she had a showering schedule when she was with Destiny. All of these are not normal whatsoever and she'll never seek help for it.

It's sad that she thinks she's the prettiest of the herd because she is not. If she didn't have long hair she'd be ugly as the rest of them. But she's ugly regardless with that horrid personality of hers. It's sad to say but I think I'd rather hang out with Amy and Tammy than with Amber, if I was forced to. LOL. They're rednecks and probably really ignorant but they don't seem as malicious and manipulative as Amber is.
 
Catching up on Cxnt videos, it's apparent Amber is trying to be so extra to over power Rafe's personality (annoying as Rafe can be at times, at least she doesn't deny who/what she is & owns it). Amber really needs to be isolated for a full week or 2 (she can Uber to the grocery store, vet, & doctor), & maybe she'd emerge her true self. Hopefully less "EEKy"
 
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I believe Hannah is getting her own disability and has been getting it for quite a while. The mother is getting disability because she is disabled. Rape is getting paid for being a caregiver from Social Security for Hannah's mother. You have to take everything these people say with a grain of salt. They could have just had a ceremony and make-believe wedding. who says that it was real legal wedding? people will do amazing things to keep the money coming in.
 
RAGING speculation coming up, so get the popcorn and a blankie....

The whole dynamic between Lumber, Ralphie and Hannibal is "weeyurd ayyy eff" as somebody would say. Annoyingly.

Granted, Hannibal may well just naturally look like a bulldog chewing a wasp but she's never included - Ralphie and Lumber do their stupid thing in the foreground (seriously? That whole mall-girl shtick is a pain in the arse when teenagers do it. It's pathetic in supposedly mature women) and put their grubby, greasy fingers, heads and fuck knows what-all else all over everything in the shop, whilst all we ever see of her is the equivalent of the pissed-off mother in the background.

Oi finks Lumber is either disrupting, or taking advantage of, their personal situation which is deteriorating. It's like Ralphie flirts with Lumber deliberately in front of Hannibal and they do that exclusionary thing that, again, the bitchiest teenagers do - they sneak peeks of her, walk away from her, giggle behind their hands, appear to be talking all intimately on the edge of her hearing, but it's NOT intimate, just the usual tedious shite. And when they are forced by circumstance to include her, like the showing those pizzas (holy fuck. One would feed me for a week) she's like an afterthought - they're all up and squealy with each other, then totally offhand with her.

Maybe Lumber is sizing up Ralphie as a possibility - Becky could not be less interested and Lumber can't be THAT blind to nuances....not that it's very nuanced. Maybe Ralphie is using her as leverage in her relationship with Hannibal. But whatever, Lumber should really stop imposing herself in their space and their relationship. She's as thick as pig poo so maybe doesn't realise - if you give her the benefit of the doubt. Or she knows exactly what the deal is and is provoking it for her own reasons if you don't.

It's the micro things that are just off. We've all known that girl, who is always around, always "just friends" with our partner, never takes a hint even if it's delivered with a hammer. And she's even more prevalent when you really, really don't want her there. We've all known her and we all hate her, except most of us get past it by twenty and learn how to deal with the conniving little bitch. Oi finks Lumber is That Girl to Hannibal.....

Yes? No? What's d'yall reckon? Have I like LIDERALLY been sniffing the cat tray again, or has anyone else got that vibe?

Oh. And go home and look after your bloody pets, woman. They are used to having you there all the time. Even if someone is going in daily to feed them, it's unfair to continuously mess up their routines and can cause them terrible stress. They're living beings, not cheap, trashy trinkets like everything else you grab into your orbit.

There's one flaw that I see... Amber might have the hots for Rape, but if Rape and Hannah dissolve, then Rape has zero income. Amber needs someone with a stable job to support her.
 
There's one flaw that I see... Amber might have the hots for Rape, but if Rape and Hannah dissolve, then Rape has zero income. Amber needs someone with a stable job to support her.

Very true. But she's been living alone awhile now - given the choice between nobody or anybody at all, would her emotional neediness supersede that? I reckon she'd have Ralphie as a "make-do" and think about the money afterwards. Someone's always come through for her before so she might reckon it's easier to solve an income problem than a nobody-at-all problem. I'm really new to her whole shitshow though, so you likely have a far better idea of her priorities and the degree of calculation behind them.

I just feel sorry for Hannibal. I get the impression that, whether true or not, she feels pushed aside. I cannot imagine a friend being that invasive, that in-yer-face and they only met her five minutes ago! It's horrible how she's being treated and even if those few moments we see are somehow all there are, it's enough. I don't know the ins-and-outs but, from a newbie's PoV, it's like Lumber just ENGULFS people - takes proprietory ownership of the person, their home, their pets, their family, their friends....
 
I would imagine Amber is on disability or it's in the works. YouTube cut ad revenue by 80 / 90 percent, all she has now is her YouNow hustle. I don't know how disability works however any doctor who looks at her would most likely fast forward her free disability money.
 
Very true. But she's been living alone awhile now - given the choice between nobody or anybody at all, would her emotional neediness supersede that? I reckon she'd have Ralphie as a "make-do" and think about the money afterwards. Someone's always come through for her before so she might reckon it's easier to solve an income problem than a nobody-at-all problem. I'm really new to her whole shitshow though, so you likely have a far better idea of her priorities and the degree of calculation behind them.

I just feel sorry for Hannibal. I get the impression that, whether true or not, she feels pushed aside. I cannot imagine a friend being that invasive, that in-yer-face and they only met her five minutes ago! It's horrible how she's being treated and even if those few moments we see are somehow all there are, it's enough. I don't know the ins-and-outs but, from a newbie's PoV, it's like Lumber just ENGULFS people - takes proprietory ownership of the person, their home, their pets, their family, their friends....
Narcissists have no boundaries, which is why she is " the monster truck in the night life", running over everyone in her path to achieve her own selfish goals. Her goal right now is to get a new roof over her head...either at Hazel's or Becky's. You'd think she'd be nicer to Hazel, but she probably recognizes who wears the pants in that household.Something is seriously wrong with Rafe's mind as she is literally throwing herself at someone she should recognize as problematic if any of her brain cells worked properly.
Little Eric I'm guessing even at 24 doesn't have much life experience, and he is just fodder for Big Amber's ambitions. I wonder about his husband as we haven't seen much of him.
Possibly Rafe and Hazel will be the easiest ones to break down so she can move her humongous self and possibly her animals in to the disabled mother's home.

I would imagine Amber is on disability or it's in the works. YouTube cut ad revenue by 80 / 90 percent, all she has now is her YouNow hustle. I don't know how disability works however any doctor who looks at her would most likely fast forward her free disability money.
Getting disability is not easy. It is not a doctor's decision to make. Big Amber hasn't left a trail of medical records which she would need to pursue a case.
She is dancing jigs at Kroger, so there is visual proof she is able to do some sort of work. She ain't gettin' nothin'.
 
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Good point. I do know she was laughing all the way to the bank with her YouTube BS, but now she's about to bail on her apartment it seems out of money woes. I would imagine that disability takes a good while to receive, however I'm sure Rafe will educate her on yet another "easy money" route.
 
What is Rafe's disability if that's the case ? Anyone can claim anxiety or a bad back, why would anyone approve Rafe for the free money but not Amber. Both seem perfectly mobile & able to cruise around pet shops & yard sales, they aren't in a wheelchair.
 
If anyone has an hour to spare,here's an interesting documentary about a woman eerily similar to big Big Al
(Although she is thin) Weasels her way into people's lives,lies non stop also accused her father of rape.
Off topic, but I'm half way through this and bloody hell. Great recommendation, it's fascinating to see how these people lie to protect lies, and how they justify it. They really seem to think they operate on a greater intelligence and are somehow vastly superior, despite the fact they've never actually achieved anything.

Big Al, basically.
 
What is Rafe's disability if that's the case ? Anyone can claim anxiety or a bad back, why would anyone approve Rafe for the free money but not Amber. Both seem perfectly mobile & able to cruise around pet shops & yard sales, they aren't in a wheelchair.

No idea Rapes disability but the first step is simply going to a doctor for the proper documentation of the issue. Hamber wouldn't see a doctor outside the ER so she'll never get approved. Could be the only difference between these hamplanets is some will go to a doctor and face the truth about their inevsotable health status and Hamber who is too lazy to even get free government money.
 
You may be right. Although, I believe SSI / SSDI only allows people to work 20 hours a week if they choose to without interfering with their disability checks. Amber makes more on YouNow alone than most 20 hour a week Mcdonalds jobs. ( Which is roughly $160 a week ) A girl at my work who is on SSDI and works 20 hours a week recently quit because they were giving her more hours and it interfered with her EBT / SSDI situation. ( imagine that ? )
 
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