Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[London Raine]

No problem. I thought I'd share my curiosity.
And that orange and blue tie on the groom....apparently those were the wedding colors. Wouldn't have been my first choice, but if that's what they wanted....

Personally I'd take a country/hillbilly wedding over the gaudy 100K weddings any day. And don't get me started on those destination weddings! I don't understand why people throw that kind of money around, when the divorce rate is higher than 50%. Me? we got married 20 years ago at the Justice of the Peace. I'm partial to low-key weddings

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Pissflaps.

Everybody got all upset about the nicknames. Fairy snuff.

Then you come up with the thumb thing. And now I think "Thumbelina" every time I see Becky....

 

[GuiltySpark]

Then you come up with the thumb thing. And now I think "Thumbelina" every time I see Becky....

Someone please shoop this up

 

[HugePanties]

why do people waste their time giving her weight-loss advice. shes a brick wall. i firmly believe that one of her motivations to eat & not care is because her obesity = train wreck dollars. do you think she would be #1 in girls on younow if she were one of the 500 "normal" girls ? nobody even watches the smoking hot 19 year old girls showing their boobs, those girls get maybe 15 or 20 viewers. hamberlynn & eugenia cooney get 500 people in their chats.

 

[Broken Pussy]

If you guys would like to continue arguing with each other about the science behind weight loss, I have created a thread for it and moved several of the posts from here there, already.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/itt-we-argue-about-how-people-get-fat.32248/

 

[GORL]

Meanwhile on her askfm.... This is an actual binge for her.

Edit: my reason for attaching this now is that her current video "binge" has to be a lie, IMO. She weighs more now than she did when answering this question.

 

[QueenOfModeration]

OT but I haven't been on YouNow before so can someone explain how it works? Is it a dying platform? I assumed a lot of bigger YouTubers used that platform to livestream, so how does Amber match up against the amount of viewers as the likes of the human skeleton who has 1 million subs? Amber is so cringe to watch live that I assume most of her viewers anyway are either hate watching or waiting for some tea to be spilt...all of which I wouldn't think would place her as #1 for any category.

 

[HugePanties]

much like how people pile in to watch eugenia dying on camera, its pretty much the same for hamber only on the different weight spectrum. hamber will yap for 2 hours about being a lesbian, more weight loss nonsense, etc. same ol repetitive crap but its entertaining to see her look pissy & stare at her phone, her insufferable fate is like watching someone fall while rollerskating, cant help but watch.

 

[Queen Doris]

I thought that the guy from My 500 Pound Story would've fucked off for some other deathfat girl who has an actual weight-loss channel. Besides him trying to bring her old viewers onto his channel for his own asspats, like @HeyGuys said, is it going too far to assume that he and Amber have an online friendship? That's really weird if there's some truth to that. I wonder if she treats him as badly as her real-life friends.

why do people waste their time giving her weight-loss advice. shes a brick wall. i firmly believe that one of her motivations to eat & not care is because her obesity = train wreck dollars. do you think she would be #1 in girls on younow if she were one of the 500 "normal" girls ? nobody even watches the smoking hot 19 year old girls showing their boobs, those girls get maybe 15 or 20 viewers. hamberlynn & eugenia cooney get 500 people in their chats.

I'm pretty sure that most of the people who try and advise her are new to her channel. They don't know how horrible she is, and since she still talks about her weight, and the comments are moderated so there's nothing but good things in there, their first reaction is to give weight loss advice. Little do they know, their good intentions are totally wasted.

 

[nintendo_slut]

Spoiler: She's cute thinking that her the bag's straps would go around her fucking behemoth arms lmao.

I'm sorry but what makes her think she is able to wear mini backpacks? A regular sized back pack would look small on her.... oh honey, no...

 

[HugePanties]

I thought that the guy from My 500 Pound Story would've fucked off for some other deathfat girl who has an actual weight-loss channel. Besides him trying to bring her old viewers onto his channel for his own asspats, like @HeyGuys said, is it going too far to assume that he and Amber have an online friendship? That's really weird if there's some truth to that. I wonder if she treats him as badly as her real-life friends.



I'm pretty sure that most of the people who try and advise her are new to her channel. They don't know how horrible she is, and since she still talks about her weight, and the comments are moderated so there's nothing but good things in there, their first reaction is to give weight loss advice. Little do they know, their good intentions are totally wasted.

the 500 pound guy is a total d-bag. he was the moderator in her youtube chat and killed it off for awhile by deleting everyone. hes just riding her ass to get people to his channel, everyone caught onto it and he went MIA.

 

[Bitchinista]

Meanwhile on her askfm.... This is an actual binge for her.
Edit: my reason for attaching this now is that her current video "binge" has to be a lie, IMO. She weighs more now than she did when answering this question.

See, this is much more believable to me as a binge for someone her size. I don't even look at that list of food and think "Jesus Christ!" Instead, I think, "Well, yeah." Her usual daily intake must be around 4,000 calories, perhaps a bit more than that even though she's sedentary, to maintain her current weight... that's already more than twice the daily calorie intake of a person of a healthy weight. So a "binge" would have to be far more than that. Eating half (or all!) of a small or medium pizza (another poster stated that it was a large pizza and I disagree. When she held it up it most definitely was smaller than a large, you could tell by the length of the slices) and some cookie cake is not a binge for her.

I don't understand why anyone would ever risk living with Amber. Aside from her abhorrent personality, the grocery bill to support her would be astronomical, and I'm not even being snarky here, it's just fact. She eats as much as 2-3 humans every day. Plus the binges.

Edit: I'm bored and avoiding work at the moment, so I did some quick math on her binge and it came out to just over 11,000 calories. I had to guess at the brand for the buffalo nuggets (I assumed they are frozen like most of her food), the flavor of the ice cream, and I used McDonald's plain hamburger/fries since they go there all of the time. I even gave her the benefit of the doubt and used the lower (60 cal) popsicles instead of the full juice ones that are a bit higher. Also assumed she ate at least 3 servings of almonds (~500 calories)

 

[nintendo_slut]

But coming back to this thread she's SO FUCKING FAT. Like the goddamn Berlin Wall or some shit. Jesus christ.

Wait wait wait...
Amberlin Wall?

 

[PiggyPie]

University of Kentucky's colors are blue and white. The orange could represent basketball or maybe University of Tennessee, whose colors are orange and white. Or maybe it's neither and they're University of Florida fans.

Orange and blue are the colors for the Denver Broncos. Could be that.... either way its trashy af for a wedding.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I don't understand the point of removing comments from YT. It defeats the whole purpose of putting something out there and sparking conversation.
And it's really annoying looking at Amber's old videos and seeing one half of a convo in the comments. CLEARLY at least 2 people were sparring but the dumb shits only kept the "supportive" half. Pointless. I guess that 500lb guy with the stupid hat is partly to blame??

 

[EH 110]

Eating half (or all!) of a small or medium pizza (another poster stated that it was a large pizza and I disagree. When she held it up it most definitely was smaller than a large, you could tell by the length of the slices) and some cookie cake is not a binge for her.

It was a Stuffed Crust from Pizza Hut. It only comes in a large size.

 

[dumpster bitch]

It was a Stuffed Crust from Pizza Hut. It only comes in a large size.

Good eye. I definitely thought it was a medium on camera. Everyone is spot on re: the "binge." Get fucking real. They don't call you Hamber because you "binge" 4 slices of pizza and some cookies. Why lie? You're not fooling anyone. You ate more than that for lunch in elementary school, but suddenly, that's a binge for you. Mmkay.

 

[Queen Doris]

I don't understand the point of removing comments from YT. It defeats the whole purpose of putting something out there and sparking conversation.
And it's really annoying looking at Amber's old videos and seeing one half of a convo in the comments. CLEARLY at least 2 people were sparring but the dumb shits only kept the "supportive" half. Pointless. I guess that 500lb guy with the stupid hat is partly to blame??

Amber can't handle truthful comments. It's funny how she says that she doesn't read comments on her videos, yet we can see her replying and her use of moderators to censor comments. Not to mention how quick she is to haul ass to YouNow to start damage control if something goes awry.
For someone who always touts "fuck the haters, be your own person", she clearly crumples over when someone points out her hypocrisy or shitty personality. But we all know that she hasn't been her own person for years.

 

[PiggyPie]

Meanwhile:

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Not gonna lie either, looks like it turned out better than the Slaton-esque Hobby Lobby explosion of an affair I was imagining.
Even if you ignore the fact that Mary probably didn't really want her there (no bachelorette party invite, no formal invitation - paper or otherwise, early insinuations that she probably wouldn't be comfortable there), Becky was probably working and no Becky = no ride.

The groom is wearing jeans and work boots. How fucking embarrassing. So pathetically white trash