Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

My other half, my best friend in the whole world, and the most amazing girlfriend I could ever ask for.

I've had so many amazing memories with you.

I wouldn't have believed 5 months ago that we would be here.

God, calm the fuck down, you'll be broken up in another 5 anyway. I've known mayflies that have lived longer than these Kentucky lesbian relationships.

 

[Token_Texan]

Good eye. I definitely thought it was a medium on camera. Everyone is spot on re: the "binge." Get fucking real. They don't call you Hamber because you "binge" 4 slices of pizza and some cookies. Why lie? You're not fooling anyone. You ate more than that for lunch in elementary school, but suddenly, that's a binge for you. Mmkay.

What she doesn't understand as that people don't really have a problem with what she eats or how much.

She's sensitive about how massive her binges are so she hides them but she's so goddamn huge it's easy to see right through that.

But again what she's eating isn't the issue it's her lying. I just want to see her for once in her life to tell the goddamn truth but she's too chicken shit to do that. I think if she ever did swallow her pride and actually tried to be honest with her viewers she'd be really surprised at the reaction.

 

[HugePanties]

these novels about her weight-loss are frying my brain. shes 500+ pounds, no need for the drawn out reasons why she eats all day.

 

[NemmaSis]

In her newest video, I was amazed that she was about to weigh herself on the scale in the middle of the room so she couldn't lean on anything, but of course, low batteries. Lol, she tried to sound so surprised. We all know she purposefully put dead batteries in before the weigh-in.

 

[666EVE666]

Newest video:

 

[Croissants]

"... next time I go the store.."

this fucking no batteries thing again? Has this bitch never heard of freaking Amazon? Isn't Amazon essential when you're 500 lbs and housebound?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Why in the world is she using her January weight to get her points number? She either wants more points, or she hasn't lost 20 lbs after all.

 

[Scaleghost]

Lmao she just changed the batteries like 2 months ago, does she fucking weight herself 500 times a day or what? I bought my current scale like 8 years ago and it's still running with the original batteries

 

[cruelsound]

Hold the phone. EIGHTY FOUR POINTS. There is no way she is getting 84 dailies unless she is either WAY bigger than she claims or if she doesn't want to lose that much weight.

To put it into perspective, if she was 525 lbs at 5'3" and 26 years old with a low activity level, she'd be given 71 points per day.

 

[Here For The Tea]

Lmao she just changed the batteries like 2 months ago, does she fucking weight herself 500 times a day or what? I bought my current scale like 8 years ago and it's still running with the original batteries

She blamed the cats for it. Hah!

 

[cruelsound]

She blamed the cats for it. Hah!

You'd think she would put it somewhere the cats can't get to so easily like say, a closet.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Hold the phone. EIGHTY FOUR POINTS. There is no way she is getting 84 dailies unless she is either WAY bigger than she claims or if she doesn't want to lose that much weight.

To put it into perspective, if she was 525 lbs at 5'3" and 26 years old with a low activity level, she'd be given 71 points per day.

How much does she weigh based on an allotment of 84 points? Is there a way to tell?

And she just posted a video weighing herself and saying she's 470. Like...does she think we are all fucking stupid? I gave her the benefit of the doubt when ppl were saying she was leaning on shit to throw the weigh ins, but nah, this girl is the lyingest (c) bitch on YouTube. Like 100000% full of shit.

It's not that you're fat, Hamber. It's that you're a lying POS. Unhinge your jaw and devour another pizza. You're too weak to succeed in anything but being a fucking loser.

 

[Acceptable]

whats her excuse for not going to therapy? she needs to be sent to a rehab for eating disorders. she clearly has a problem.

also- in the new video the part where she says "if you guys know i don't like eating when i first wake up" biiiiitch thats because your eating pizza in your sleep.

 

[CreamyCheeses]

Not sure on the accuracy of this, and it does not let you exceed 500lbs but there's this!

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

My first thought on her getting 84 points was "Jesus Christ, she's fat. Like, I knew that before, but damn."

My (mostly formerly) obese coworkers (since the program works if you fucking use it right) have talked about having like 36-38 daily points. I'm calling bullshit.

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

I've never done WW before, why does AL feel that she has to use all her points in the day? Surely the less food (points) you use the better. Her newest video felt like a game of "how many points can I eat in a day"

 

[Bitchboy95]

The groom is wearing jeans and work boots. How fucking embarrassing. So pathetically white trash

I don't get making fun of/hating on someone for having a wedding that they seemed to enjoy and could afford?

 

[cruelsound]

@dumpster bitch I logged into the app and changed my weight to 530 and it gave me 85 daily points. I can't figure out a way to let me change my age, activity level or height though, so her daily number would be slightly different than mine.

I would guess she's definitely hit the 500 lb mark and told the app so. Regardless, why did she put her weight in from January and said she hasn't weighed herself since? If she's lost weight, the only thing entering the higher weight would do is give her more daily points to eat.

Not sure on the accuracy of this, and it does not let you exceed 500lbs but theres this!

This might be from the old points system.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Newest video:

84 points aside - this seems like an astronomical amount of food. That meat/chickpea recipe she made could feel three grown adults alone. Also, I've never done WW but I've tracked food through myfitnesspal, and, isn't the whole point to not eat all the points but have more than 9 left over?

 

[dumpster bitch]

I've never done WW before, why does AL feel that she has to use all her points in the day? Surely the less food (points) you use the better. Her newest video felt like a game of "how many points can I eat in a day"

You are supposed to eat the full amount of your daily points. It gets people eating a steady amount of food and ends the starve/binge cycle. The logic is to eat at a steady, moderate deficit and avoid falling off the wagon due to unsustainable restricting.

But our queen of moderation is either a) not calculating her activity level/points correctly or b) is lying about her weight. Plus, she thinks she knows better than the program, knows better than doctors, knows better than everyone, so she probably won't follow the plan anyway.

Hamber the Diet & Nutrition Expert