Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

View attachment 247326 Just wondering if anyone has seen this yet or not?

She's like back to her before, even bigger actually . Sad.

Ugh, I didn't realize that Krystle has been rocking those nasty bangs all this time. But at least she has been able to keep the weight she lost off.

I can't imagine how it possibly goes through battery life that fast. Someone else said theirs has had the same batteries for something like eight years, and the Fitbit Aria I have lasted for nearly four without a battery change and that's four years of almost daily use.

Plus what responsible adult doesn't keep one or two spare packs of AA batteries? Oh, right...

No kidding. She should have some unless she literally bought the number of batteries that this scale takes.

Why doesn't she have Amazon Prime? She has no transportation, relies on others and is stuck in her house all week until Becky picks her up. Wouldn't Amazon Prime be useful? I assume there are grocery delivery services near her as well (we have 3 just from local grocery stores, there's also the local organic food co-op, and Amazon Pantry). I wonder if she DOES have it and it's how she gets extra food during the week? Or, would she feel *fancy* and compelled to tell us that she has Prime?

:powerlevel: I live in a small town that has a single grocery store. The only service they provide as far as delivery would be carrying my purchases to my car. I haven't cared enough to look up where Amber lives but it is possible that stores in her area don't deliver.

She orders pizza on the regular, someone from here even had a pizza delivered to her house during a YouNow broadcast, and she has mentioned things in videos that she's ordered from Amazon. So she has delivery service.

In those bathroom mirror photos of her and Krystle, she is supporting her weight by leaning on the counter. There were a few old videos of her getting ready on camera and she always laid her entire upper body on the counter like that because she couldn't stand upright for long. Sad.

I'm seriously confused about why she is using her January weight to calculate her points. Either she's just so ignorant that she doesn't understand that WW uses your current weight to calculate how many points you need to remain in a calorie deficit, or she's using the highest weight that she's admitted to publicly because it's closer to her actual weight.

If she got on camera and admitted to lying about her weight and told everyone what she truly weighs, I'd be proud of her.

I would be happy if she did a live weigh in on YN.

Post some tea then, bruh. Lots of people complaining, not actually contributing anything new to the discussion.

To add something myself, I almost wish we could take bets on exactly how long Amber with stick to WW. A week? a month? I'm betting she won't make it past the weekend.

Considering she in unemployed, I don't get why she puts so much into the weekend being different. It's not like she has an increased activity level because of a job or eats certain things (or only at certain times) for when breaks are scheduled. I wonder if this is just her trying to normalize herself to every other person who struggles with weight loss.

 

[Croissants]

Krystle would look so much better with a different haircut imo, those bangs are horrible. She always looks a little brain dead to me.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

So does anyone remember a few months ago someone said on here that the show Catfish was following AL on facebook or something? So MTV is coming out with a new version of Catfish, where creators go meet their trolls, to see how they're losers too I guess. http://starcasm.net/archives/373529

Could her good news be that she's gonna be on the show? I imagine they would just find out that she's a liar and change their mind.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Why does her neck arch like that D:

 

[dumpster bitch]

Here's AL's "secret" Tumblr account from the FL era. Mentions of her brother, her mom, messaging her dad, food (like, duh), dieting, "making love" (gag), casual use of the word n***a, and more!

https://caughtinararity.tumblr.com

 

[Barbarella]

It's possible that Tammie forgot her log in?

Spoiler: Cancer sperging

I do know it's possible to hit remission at any point in cancer treatment. My specific knowledge is metastatic breast cancer, and while Tammie did say her sister did not have breast, it's still true that NED or remission is the goal and can happen after months to years of therapy. A friend with leukemia took a while to hit remission -several years-but she did and has been cancer-free for ten years, but is still on treatment. I know others with breast who didn't get remission for five years, but did. One lived 17 years. (Metastatic breast is terminal) Every cancer behaves differently and has different treatment, but any cancer can get to remission. Many won't though. (remission is not a cure) . I'm not sure in this case, if "cancer-free" means remission or cure.

I don't know if that's Tammie or not, but I do know you can't rule it out for that cancer phrasing.

Amber is in danger though: Obesity is a risk factor for many cancers. Having a first degree relative and a risk factor like obesity-it wouldn't surprise me if she got it some day. (Alcohol is also a risk factor) if being fat doesn't get her, cancer will.

And my God, that fupa!! Didn't she just say she had no sores there? No fucking way. That thing has to have a yeast colony under there. Look at her legs, omg that has to hurt. She's splayed, her thighs are crammed, her knees touch and the calves are spread wide. The weight is pressing on her hips, knees and ankles -it has got to hurt and she has to have lymphedema. How can somebody let themselves get like that? I don't think I could even stand in that position.

She loves food more than she loves being pain free? How is that possible?

I do not like this girl for many reasons, but I do hope she can get a grip on this addiction. This is death fat for sure. Shell be 700 pounds by 35 if she keeps it up. And if she gets cancer, they won't be able to treat it.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I really hope this isn't how she has to wear that bra.

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I wonder if the elastic in that bra has gone kaput, or if that's just how bras fit on 500lb women.

 

[C3PBRO]

I wonder if the elastic in that bra has gone kaput, or if that's just how bras fit on 500lb women.

Since she's been wearing the thing since 2012, it has melded to her flesh. It "fits" her no differently than your heart "fits" in your chest. She is one with the bra now.

 

[Assgardian]

I wonder if the elastic in that bra has gone kaput, or if that's just how bras fit on 500lb women.

I remember someone pointing out ages ago that her tits are basically where her collarbone should be. They also host a long, dark void between them filled with the picked bones and remains of her buffalo wing prey from months ago.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Here's AL's "secret" Tumblr account from the FL era. Mentions of her brother, her mom, messaging her dad, food (like, duh), dieting, "making love" (gag), casual use of the word n***a, and more!

https://caughtinararity.tumblr.com

sooooooo many gems here, def worth a read since the tea is slow pouring as of late. Kudos for finding this!!!!

But the big fat tea bag is steeping...

In this cesspool...

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Here's AL's "secret" Tumblr account from the FL era. Mentions of her brother, her mom, messaging her dad, food (like, duh), dieting, "making love" (gag), casual use of the word n***a, and more!

https://caughtinararity.tumblr.com

What I learned from reading these posts from 2015:

She talked to her brother.
She talked to her mother.
They had trouble meeting their rent.
She likes BUTTER on her ramen.
Destiny is beyond gross.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I learned:

Her brother lived in a tent with a women as old as their mother before he went to prison and was most likely on drugs according to AL.

She was fighting with Destiny even back in FL, over Destiny making large purchases without consulting her using their joint bank account and was jealous of her playing the SIMS all the time.

AL sat around at work and resented doing things, but I guess we already knew this

AL did not like Leia the dog, or their roomie, said she didn't pitch in on food or buy any of the furniture.

AL says the worst thing she's ever smelled are her own feet.

And she doesn't like paying taxes

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I know this probably won't be the most popular PoV, but her attitude towards her mother is quite common in deeply hurt children, including the on/off prevarication.

Many neglected or abused children can't cope with the resultant feelings, especially when it's neglect or benign neglect rather than outright abuse. As adults they understand logically the circs of their childhood but can't tie that up to the emotional affect, especially with someone like AL whose emotional maturity is infantile. It causes so many pulls and counter-pulls, so much cognitive dissonance, that the safest place emotionally is indifference. Kind of "sweep this under the rug and don't think about it" thing.

Problem being that, as soon as something really big happens, they realise that indifference isn't real, it was just avoidance and all the old push/pull is still there - and that's what we saw when she found out about her Mom's cancer; the veil of indifference was ripped away and she has no idea what to do. Al is a massive heap of avoidance behaviours in a big skin as it is and, however much she pisses me off, I wish she could grasp that yes, facing hard things is very, very painful but nobody can maintain the avoidance behaviours however they manifest and it gets harder and harder to do. Facing it, dealing with it, is the only option. It's non-negotiable. And the very worst thing that could happen is that her mother dies without her ever unpacking any of this because that's when the lid is fully blown off with nowhere left to hide and no way of having the necessary conversations.

I don't understand why she talks about it at all (usually this level of avoidance is absolute) except I guess doing so maybe shores up her reasoning or justifies it to herself. I'm not a psych of any type so have no idea how the different pulls play out in her - there's every chance you guys are all bang on and it's purely a play for sympathy. But I can kind of understand how she is with her mother - hating hurts, love can hurt but indifference is neutral, therefore safe and painless. Even just thinking about writing a letter could open the floodgates and she likely does try but can't deal with the emotions. She's bone idle, she's extremely economical with the truth, she's definitely immature, clingy and all the rest of it, but I don't think those are the reasons behind her constant procrastination over anything to do with her mom. I think that is about avoiding pain.

And I could be as wrong as wrong can be....

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I learned:

Her brother lived in a tent with a women as old as their mother before he went to prison and was most likely on drugs according to AL.

She was fighting with Destiny even back in FL, over Destiny making large purchases without consulting her using their joint bank account and was jealous of her playing the SIMS all the time.

AL sat around at work and resented doing things, but I guess we already knew this

AL did not like Leia the dog, or their roomie, said she didn't pitch in on food or buy any of the furniture.

AL says the worst thing she's ever smelled are her own feet.

And she doesn't like paying taxes

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I just realized how much dumber her thoughts on taxes originally was. For her, having those things paid for out of her check must sting because she will not live long enough to qualify for SS or Medicare. Destiny might. Amber doesn't want to understand she will be on the other "safety net" programs like Medicaid and food stamps, etc. when her weight issues/ consequences start to appear. Stupid pos.
Edit::Now I feel bad after reading Twinkie McStorr...but I'll get over it).

 

[Token_Texan]

I learned:

Her brother lived in a tent with a women as old as their mother before he went to prison and was most likely on drugs according to AL.

She was fighting with Destiny even back in FL, over Destiny making large purchases without consulting her using their joint bank account and was jealous of her playing the SIMS all the time.

AL sat around at work and resented doing things, but I guess we already knew this

AL did not like Leia the dog, or their roomie, said she didn't pitch in on food or buy any of the furniture.

AL says the worst thing she's ever smelled are her own feet.

And she doesn't like paying taxes

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But... what does she think paid for all those extra lunches she was swindling?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amber doesn't want to understand she will be on the other "safety net" programs like Medicaid and food stamps, etc. when her weight issues/ consequences start to appear. Stupid pos.
Edit::Now I feel bad after reading Twinkie McStorr...but I'll get over it).

Soz, I was having a Moment, some sort of glitch in the matrix. Bitch Status is now restored and the annual 30sec of feelzes is over for another year. Thank god

And I'm pretty sure Al's tax contributions in their entirety have been completely swallowed up by just one of her/Destiny's plentiful, pointless trips to the ER with a life-threatening tummy ache or emergency pimple. But at least we were kept fully updated each time - what's the point of a trip to the ER if you don't film every second of it?

Phew. Better now.

 

[elliebell]

How can someone who grew up taking handouts be so selfish? Remember when she used to go around with Destiny saying she gave to the homeless and stuff? Must have been lies. Just when I start to feel empathy she pisses me off all over again.

 

[HugePanties]

yeah. hamber is a great role model for losing weight. she scares people from eating.

 

[Long time lurker]

Here's AL's "secret" Tumblr account from the FL era. Mentions of her brother, her mom, messaging her dad, food (like, duh), dieting, "making love" (gag), casual use of the word n***a, and more!

https://caughtinararity.tumblr.com

Mm, alrighty, fuck Amber. Can't support someone who's a blatant idiot! But thats my fault . Amazing how someone can just regress every year. she should be used for science, really. At least it'd provide interesting content for her "vlogs".

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

How can someone who grew up taking handouts be so selfish? Remember when she used to go around with Destiny saying she gave to the homeless and stuff? Must have been lies. Just when I start to feel empathy she pisses me off all over again.

Holy crap! is this tumbler even for real? Taking $1400 per month from Krystles parents!?? She's always been such a piece of shit from the very beginning!

She says her last gf sickened her... no wonder she has so much shitty ass shit, she had so much money she didn't know what to spend it on, she didn't have any bills to pay. Now that she does it's soooooo hard, like adulting for real.

It's like she got adopted at the age of 22.

*Fixed, she was not saying she was sickened by Krystle, she meant Kasey, she isn't dumb enough to bite the hand of the family that gives her all that cash!